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Tarran

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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #120 on: April 15, 2010, 01:31:12 pm »

Wait, they said "Do not call 991" not "Do not call 911". What the heck?
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #121 on: April 15, 2010, 01:39:27 pm »

Maybe this place isn't earth okay?
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NUKE9.13

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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #122 on: April 15, 2010, 01:41:40 pm »

991 is the number to dial in emergencies in this game, not 991. See: steve phones the hospital.

Do not go crazy vigilante. That is bullcrap.
I maintain that the logical reaction to this situation is too either
A)PANIC
or B)Take out cellphone. Dial the kidnappers.
"Well done, friends. You managed to kidnap a helpless woman and child. You are so close to getting your hands on the project, aren't you? Are you? Actually, no. I mean honestly (at this point, withdraw detonator from pocket) do you really think that anyone working on the project has a weakness as simple as family? Come now. I thought you were clever. Well, I'll give you another chance. You have five seconds to leave the building. Five. Four. Three. Two. (use detonator)... Oh, wait. One. My bad.", hang up. Look into the camera. Eyes flash red with suggestion of mechanical components.

Oh wait no only A is.
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Tarran

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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #123 on: April 15, 2010, 01:49:06 pm »

Get the gun we have been saving for this day. (what reasonable man wouldn't have a gun just in case?)
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Phantom

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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #124 on: April 15, 2010, 01:52:07 pm »

Just go to the Pawn and Gun and buy a bolt action rifle or a semi automatic rifle. At least we'll stop them from doing more shit.
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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #125 on: April 15, 2010, 01:55:17 pm »

Go to the gun store. Bring some money with you.

But first check the latest Dwarf Fortress Dev Log and look whether someone has posted in the "The Day Before Tomorrow" Thread.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #126 on: April 16, 2010, 04:17:11 pm »

Gather materials for IED. Get Project From Work. Insert IED into project. Give Project. When at safe distace... Say Goodbye. With Fire. 8)
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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #127 on: April 16, 2010, 04:24:39 pm »

Gather materials for IED. Get Project From Work. Insert IED into project. Give Project. When at safe distace... Say Goodbye. With Fire. 8)
Warning: Possibility of killing wife and child, destroying infrastructure and killing bystanders.
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Ochita

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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #128 on: April 16, 2010, 04:31:11 pm »

A gun doesn't really seem like a 'good' idea.

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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #129 on: April 16, 2010, 04:33:00 pm »

Oh fine, get Steve and our boss, travel to the police station, tell the police, go to gun store, and buy guns for all for all of us.

Technically we did not call 991.
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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #130 on: April 16, 2010, 04:39:00 pm »

Gather materials for IED. Get Project From Work. Insert IED into project. Give Project. When at safe distace... Say Goodbye. With Fire. 8)
Warning: Possibility of killing wife and child, destroying infrastructure and killing bystanders.
And the problem is?
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #131 on: April 16, 2010, 04:49:50 pm »

Gather materials for IED. Get Project From Work. Insert IED into project. Give Project. When at safe distace... Say Goodbye. With Fire. 8)
Warning: Possibility of killing wife and child, destroying infrastructure and killing bystanders.
And the problem is?
Hunted by police, larger crime organization hunting us...
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Zyzarda

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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #132 on: April 16, 2010, 06:28:15 pm »

Screw being nonsensical, I'm being serious.

Crawl away from wreckage, realizing you don't have a phone, call for help.

Slip in and out between different realities.
I... I don't there being a Pyramid Head or bringing our daughter (Who's name was Cheryl) in our car...


SILENT HILL WIN!!!!!
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Re: The Day Before Tomorrow
« Reply #134 on: April 16, 2010, 07:06:14 pm »

Do this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918

Listen to him.NOW!
Error: We do not have a son, our family has been kidnapped and we do not seem to have a cat.
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