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[Medicine Man]

TOADY SHOULD SUE THEM!!!! OM NOM NOM MONEY!!!!

[Cthulhu]

I just read it

Good job, next time do that before you take foot apply directly to the mouth.

[Medicine Man]

But it lives there! I can't just evict it back to the leg! it'll die!

[Moogie]

For a while there I was worried this thread wouldn't quite live up to my expectations. It was good, but it was hovering just above the line.

Thank you Dwarf mc dwarf for your timely intervention.

[chewie]

whats the best cheese to hide a horse behind?

Mascarpone...

I don't get this. Is it a anti-joke?

[Medicine Man]

Mascarpone is pronounced

Mask-a-pony

[nuker w]

Actually guys, look at the copyright date on the game, it came out several billion years before DF.

I think Toady might've actually ripped it off.

Thief.

Well.... Its been in production for billions of years, sure. But that just tells you the developer has no real commitment in it. So its fine.

[fivex]

I don't get it.

[dbfuru]

Gosh you people get so hostile when a game is similar in any way to Dwarf Fortress.

[subject name here]

we must crucify and burn them (but don't accidentally burn the cross cuz people might think we're racists)

everyone in favor say dwarf

[Rakonas]

There was once a king who lived in a two-story palace made of weaved grass. Every year on his birthday the king demanded a new throne, each more elaborate than the last. He'd take his new one and put the old one on the second floor of the palace. One day the weight of all the thrones was too much and the palace collapsed, killing everyone.

The moral of the story: He who lives in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

Is it bad that I lol'd more because I read that in an asian accent?

[Leafsnail]

To shamelessly copy Cthulu's joketelling:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There was once a rich and greedy king who wanted to collect more taxes from his citizens.

And so, after he had raided the local village and stripped the paintings from the monastary, he came to the house of Count Keaton.
"Open up!  I know you have recently received a chest of gold from your brother up north!  It is to be added to the Imperial Coffers!"
"Never!  If you want to bleed me dry, you'll have to find it first!"

The king ordered his guards to take him to his palace, and then the execution chamber.  He got the Count to rest his neck on the chopping block, then brought in his best excecutioner.
"Will you tell me now?"
"No!  I mean... you wouldn't kill me, right?"
The king nodded to the executioner, and he began to raise his axe.  Keaton began to sweat.
"No, uh, really, I don't think this is necessary!" The axe was now raised high in the air.  As it began to swing down, Keaton screamed.  "Please!  I'll tell you where it is!  Noooo!"
"Stop!" shouted the king.  But it was too late... the axe came down on the chopping block, and Keaton's head rolled onto the floor.  It seemed like the gold would never be found, and the king would have to go without.

And the moral of this story is:
Don't hatchet your counts before they chicken.

[Hugehead]

Gosh you people get so hostile when a game is similar in any way to Dwarf Fortress.

Did you read the thread?

[subject name here]

this game sucks i tried to do some grinding and they banned me for life they should of told me if this was nerdy roleplaying let's pretend thing and not world of warcraft with better graphics

[Megaman]

I don't get how popular this stupid thing is. Also I want to know how they included sex and its still E. For god sakes, every few seconds in that game and SOME sex happens.