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Author Topic: Yet another DF ripoff  (Read 4176 times)

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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2010, 06:15:52 pm »
This joke thread needs more jokes.

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Quote from: thvaz on October 29, 2010, 05:02:43 am
The French were adept of the "Losing is Fun" philosophy long before Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2010, 06:19:11 pm »
Why did Sowelu cross the road?

To post a lame joke on the internet.
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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2010, 06:28:14 pm »
Get this I bought a toaster from Sears and it's blue, go figure
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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2010, 06:39:53 pm »
There was once a king who lived in a two-story palace made of weaved grass. Every year on his birthday the king demanded a new throne, each more elaborate than the last. He'd take his new one and put the old one on the second floor of the palace. One day the weight of all the thrones was too much and the palace collapsed, killing everyone.

The moral of the story: He who lives in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2010, 06:41:07 pm »
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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2010, 09:14:27 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on September 17, 2010, 06:39:53 pm
There was once a king who lived in a two-story palace made of weaved grass. Every year on his birthday the king demanded a new throne, each more elaborate than the last. He'd take his new one and put the old one on the second floor of the palace. One day the weight of all the thrones was too much and the palace collapsed, killing everyone.

The moral of the story: He who lives in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

I... really want to tell the internet about this joke. I may copypaste it to multiple places.
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Quote from: TurkeyXIII on June 22, 2010, 06:06:27 am
The moment the lever was pulled, somebody's pet kitten stepped onto the bridge. I read somewhere that if a cat falls more than 11 stories, it instinctively flares its legs out to increase air resistance. This slows it down enough to stick the landing with relatively minor injuries. In Dwarf Fortress, apparently, cats don't do that.

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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2010, 01:58:01 am »
whats the best cheese to hide a horse behind?

Mascarpone...

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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2010, 02:21:03 am »
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

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How do you catch a tame rabbit?

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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2010, 02:53:43 am »
Check it out this Skymall has a table of contents
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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2010, 02:58:16 am »
Wow someone made a game like DF. Big deal.
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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2010, 02:59:04 am »
Yeah I know right, and guess what, literacy rates the world over are dropping
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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2010, 02:59:53 am »
Quote from: Capntastic on September 18, 2010, 02:59:04 am
Yeah I know right, and guess what, literacy rates the world over are dropping
Is that supposed to be an insult? Or just a terrible joke?
« Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 03:02:52 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2010, 03:33:14 am »
He's pointing out that you obviously didn't read the thread, and if you did, the meaning behind the words bounced off your forehead.
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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2010, 03:35:29 am »
I just read it :D
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Re: Yet another DF ripoff
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2010, 03:37:34 am »
Actually guys, look at the copyright date on the game, it came out several billion years before DF.

I think Toady might've actually ripped it off.

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Quote from: LealNightrunner on October 20, 2010, 02:35:44 pm
You could check announcements.txt and see what events might trigger that line.

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