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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Robocorn]

Maybe you could get a drink, you haven't consumed for
pleasure in five years. It might be time to use those
taste receptors you were decanted with.

It would certainly take your mind off of that ghastly abomination
you hallucinated in the spawning complex.

But where would you find a sustenance vendor? you haven't been in years.





The vendor outlet is alight with the sounds of joy.
You still feel awkward being in here. It's been so
long since your last yogurt.



You sit at the bar and wait patiently to be tended to, the ritual
is a faint memory in your mind.



The vendor Sectoid approaches you. He presents a query as to which libation
you wish to be served. the vendor is clearly skilled, he slurs his intonations
in all the right ways and remembers the ever important honorific of "bub"
You must take care to remember that you are "Bub" as opposed to "Mac"
as you were five years prior, lest you risk offending him.

He waits for your response.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Choose one just strong enough to help you forget that abomination, preferably of good quality.

[Stone Wera]

Order a lima bean smoothie and talk a hole through his head about that horrible, horrible hallucination

[Doret]

Casually request a drink of mild strength and keep to yourself, no need to do anything unnecessary like talk to people.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Casually request a drink of mild strength and keep to yourself, no need to do anything unnecessary like talk to people.

[rarborman]

Order a nice fruity yogurt, and put that horrible memory out of your head, and the yogurt in.

[Stone Wera]

Order a nice fruity yogurt, and put that horrible memory out of your head, and the yogurt in.

TQ-04 strikes TQ-04 in the head with the -fruity yogurt-, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
TQ-04 has been struck down.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Order a nice fruity yogurt, and put that horrible memory out of your head, and the yogurt in.

TQ-04 strikes TQ-04 in the head with the -fruity yogurt-, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
TQ-04 has been struck down.

That can not go unquoted.

[Stone Wera]

The first time I've been sig'd. Hopefully not the last.

[TolyK]

that was funny.
...
Take some high-sugar, high-caffeine drink with lots of fruit on it.
Ask for some yogurt with citric acid and ground coffee sprinkled on top.

[Armok]

> Get a chili and banana special mix. Go chat with someone like-minded-seeming about how long it was since you last had a yogurt.

[Robocorn]

You ask for something of moderate strength
bin relieving stress but still somewhat healthy
,you still want to be in full control of your faculties.



The vendor replies by asking what drink you'd like.
he then begins anointing the glass of feigned apathy with the ceremonial cloth.



You recognize your fau pas. Here they only accept the names for
the items you want rather than letting you approximate.

Unfortunately you don't remember any of the names of the things you liked
the last time you were here was 4 years ago with TQ-02, he got something that
looked nice. He always said his favorite was the Gran Mungo.

You request one.



The vendor departs to his consumption altar to procure your Gran Mungo.



You spot TQ-05 across the vendor outlet and wave.

This day hasn't been that bad. it might be good to take a vacation.
You'll just hang around with TQ-05 and have a little pick me up and be on your w-



-what in the glory of the homestar is that?!!

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Eat.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Consume what is presumably your beverage.

[Stone Wera]

Take it home and use something to petrify it, preserving it forever as your most ridiculous decoration.

Scratch that, an even better idea!

You can't eat that yourself, so offer to share it with TQ-05.