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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm


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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 178998 times)

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #975 on: August 06, 2011, 12:29:59 pm »

Deus Ex Machina! Deus Ex Machina everywhere!

What? Where?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #976 on: August 06, 2011, 12:31:59 pm »

Random red box outta nowhere that made me regrow legs.

Also its actually a machine so extra bonus style points.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #977 on: August 06, 2011, 12:59:01 pm »

Random red box outta nowhere that made me regrow legs.

Also its actually a machine so extra bonus style points.

The TOAST Industries Emergency Medical Booth has been an established thing since before Netland 1.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

dragonshardz

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #978 on: August 06, 2011, 03:27:53 pm »

Well, that didn't go as planned.

"What am I doing here? Keeping an eye on you, obviously."

Struggle slightly, trying to free myself from the forcer beam.

"Look, I'm not here to steal Liberty Prime or anything. I'm just here to keep an eye on things and give the rest of the Outcasts advance warning if whatever you're doing involves making a concerted effort to kill us all."

Struggle a bit more, then stop and wait for someone to get me the hell out of this beam.


Yes, I know the Brotherhood would like nothing more than to kill all the Outcasts or return them to the fold. My job here is to give advance warning if they decide to use Liberty Prime or a similar Deus Ex Machina to kill us all.

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #979 on: August 06, 2011, 03:32:19 pm »

Find a suit of GREEN POWER ARMOR.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #980 on: August 06, 2011, 03:53:10 pm »

Find a suit of GREEN POWER ARMOR.

Lolwut?
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #981 on: August 07, 2011, 10:22:49 am »

All right, giant bot is a no-go. So far. I will Pull up records from the computers, and save as much useful data as I have space for, before I run compression/Interpretation routines on it.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #982 on: August 07, 2011, 11:27:13 am »

look around in a daze of confusion.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #983 on: August 07, 2011, 12:18:38 pm »

Y'know, I don't think you guys are entirely familiar with how the Brotherhood of Steel works. They're not gonna just let you download their data or take things. They're some pretty selfish bastards.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #984 on: August 07, 2011, 12:29:20 pm »

So? I have 13 frag rounds. Boom.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #985 on: August 07, 2011, 12:31:28 pm »

>13 frag rounds

>Room full of dudes in heavy armor, likely armed with gatling guns, laser gatling guns, or other heavy weaponry.

>YouFucked.jpg

Oh, not to mention the guards that are likely stationed all over the warehouse complex.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #986 on: August 07, 2011, 12:41:28 pm »

I'm not the only person here. Fuzzy has a 'nade laucher. Rag has a shit load of spells. Japa is super strong and telekinetic. Derm has two plasma cannons. You have a laser rifle. Tolyk has that melonim gun thingy. 01101 is... something. We can hold our own if it all hits the fan.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #987 on: August 07, 2011, 12:44:33 pm »

I'm currently trapped in a forcer beam, whatever the hell that is.

I can't speak for the rest of the party, but I'm sure it'd be a bad idea to get on the bad side of these guys, considering the party and the Brotherhood is working for TOAST Industries.

Diplomacy-of-words first, diplomacy-of-guns second.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2011, 01:09:06 pm by dragonshardz »
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #988 on: August 07, 2011, 12:58:36 pm »

Hey you guys, remember when I Froze hell? this place looks a lot smaller than hell...
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #989 on: August 07, 2011, 01:26:55 pm »

You rolled a six that time. Use that Light-Everything-On-Fire spell.
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