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Author Topic: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 16: Self-Destructive Spider  (Read 14897 times)

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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 14: Reaping the Rewards
« Reply #210 on: August 14, 2011, 10:42:39 am »

Well, the god of sacrifice demands sacrifice. Plus, I am only allied to Urist.

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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 14: Reaping the Rewards
« Reply #211 on: August 14, 2011, 10:43:55 am »

Well, the god of sacrifice demands sacrifice. Plus, I am only allied to Urist.
I will run away then.
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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 14: Reaping the Rewards
« Reply #212 on: August 14, 2011, 12:13:06 pm »

*sings* pray pray pray pray pray continually...
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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 14: Reaping the Rewards
« Reply #213 on: August 14, 2011, 07:58:51 pm »

Smite Urist for his heresy! Order Charlotte to protect me from counter-attacks

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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 14: Reaping the Rewards
« Reply #214 on: August 15, 2011, 05:50:43 pm »

Smite Urist for his heresy! Order Charlotte to protect me from counter-attacks
I'm down the shaft And pray while going down
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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 14: Reaping the Rewards
« Reply #215 on: August 21, 2011, 01:50:36 pm »

bump bump bumpity bump
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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 14: Reaping the Rewards
« Reply #216 on: August 23, 2011, 11:03:29 am »

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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 14: Reaping the Rewards
« Reply #218 on: August 23, 2011, 06:31:43 pm »

Round 1 - Turn 16

Altveria 4str|4dex|4per|4cha|D/chainblades w/guards|1/6 Min|0/3 Maj|+1 def +2 turn
[3] You attempt to attack RS1, but the chains get caught in your hands and you fail to attack! You then attempt to encourage Hikari to attack the first RS! He says he was going to already. Well, that's convenient.

Hikari 4str|4dex|4per|4cha|SWQS/Assault Rifle|2/6 Min|0/3 Maj|+1 attack +1 turn
[4] You turn towards RS1 and attempt to fire at it with your assault rifle! But, oh shit, you have no ammo! I bet if you tried to scrounge up ammo you would SURELY find some convenient assault rifle ammo, or you could try crafting it. Instead, you pull our quarterstaff from your back and use it instead! [5] RS1 seems to be occupied in scurrying around frantically, which leads to you not able to hit it. I guess panicking has some advantages, right...? Then, suddenly, Finn comes over to you, and stares you down. After a few seconds, you can no longer contain yourself. Those narrow fucking eyebrows, man... they will haunt you.... You scramble backwards and attempt to run away to the east! However, in all your panic you slip and fall onto the hard ground. You still have to escape those eyebrows, though.

Finn 4str|4dex|4per|4cha|Elec. KM|Dart-gun|4/6 Min|1/3 Maj|
[3] You turn and stride confidently towards Hikari, strutting ominously all the way. When you are right in front of him, you stare at him with narrowed eyebrows. You gives a nervous chuckle and steps back a pace, but you don't attack him... yet.

Urist 4str|4dex|4per|4cha|Titanium Spear|4/6 Min|1/3 Maj|*-1 def +1 turn*
[1] You attempt to jump down the crack that the Robo-Spiders came out of. I mean, surely there wouldn't be any more enemies hiding down there, right? Riiighhht? Shrugging your shoulders, you attempt to carefully start crawling down the hole... and you slip and fall directly on your face. Your extremely awkward position gives you a -1 to defense for this turn and the next turn!

Monk 4str|4dex|4per|4cha|Machete|4/6 Min|2/3 Maj|Charlotte
[6] Uttering a loud "HIIYYYAAAHAHAHAHA", you lunge at Urist with your machete! [5-1=4] He managed to lift his titanium spear just enough to ward off the blow, however. Damn, but there are always counter-strikes!

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Robo-Spider 1 4/7 Min|0/3 Maj|
[2] Robo-Spider 1 twitches a little bit and shudders. Damn, the attacks on it seem to have seriously messed it up! Or at least a little bit...

Robo-Spider 2 2/7 Min|0/3 Maj|
[6] Robo-Spider 2 fares better than it's twitching brother, and spins its saw-blade towards Urist in confusing patterns! [1-1=0] Urist totally fails to even notice the attack coming towards him, and receives a critical hit! He gets 2 minor strikes and a major strike!

Robo-Spider 3 3/7 Min|0/3 Maj|
[1] Hrrm, the Robo-Spiders really seem to be breaking down. 3 just outright stabs itself in a metal leg, giving itself a minor strike. Hell, eventually their fairly shitty AI would simply wear them away!

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OKAY PROCRASTINATION AND SCHOOL.

Also Haika doesn't have a turn but on turn 17 if he/she posts Haika can do two actions.
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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 14: Reaping the Rewards
« Reply #219 on: August 23, 2011, 06:35:01 pm »

Screw it, I'll do this myself. Attack RS1!
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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 16: Self-Destructive Spider
« Reply #220 on: August 23, 2011, 06:56:14 pm »

RUN LIKE HELL THROUGH WHERE THE RAPE SPIDER CAME IN
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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 16: Self-Destructive Spider
« Reply #221 on: August 23, 2011, 08:36:46 pm »

Stab Urist while he's down!

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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 16: Self-Destructive Spider
« Reply #222 on: August 24, 2011, 04:32:02 am »

Hmm, interesting. I will Pray to Selenia that everyone burst out into song and dance(aka: Buffy the musical style). Then take a bow to the audience afterwards.

Ie: 1. Pray. 2. Petition Audience.
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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 16: Self-Destructive Spider
« Reply #223 on: August 24, 2011, 09:23:54 am »

Stun him in the legs before he can even run, then beat him to a pulp.

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Re: RtD: ARENA! ROUND 1-TURN 16: Self-Destructive Spider
« Reply #224 on: August 24, 2011, 04:11:32 pm »

WHen did i get damamged?
How did monk attack me did he follow me? Im so confused

no i  was the only one who went down and see

Urist 4str|4dex|4per|4cha|Titanium Spear|2/6 Min|0/3 Maj|
You walk over to the crack where the two Rape-Spiders came out of.^ Doesn't look like there is a hatch or such, but... hmm. You take a tentative step forward, and... [3] Slip into some kind of metal chute! You are unharmed, but you are going quite fast down the chute! You gulp, wondering what will happen to you when you arrive.

« Last Edit: August 24, 2011, 04:13:33 pm by Elfeater »
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