>Mikhael: Continue your never ending struggle for actual plot relevance by waking up.
Didn't you already do that and go through the gate you took a nap under? I'm fairly certain you did.
...
What? The last time I submitted an action for him, he was still on Derse.
Huh. Could've sworn we got past that. Anyway, you wake up on the plateau you fell asleep on earlier. The return node continues to shift and spiral above you, and your body seems to have made a full recovery from your earlier beating.
Troy is still nowhere to be found. That's somewhat disconcerting.
> Ancient Ruins?
"Not that I know of. There were some before the change, but I think they ended up torn down. I can't think of any. Sorry, pal."
RL: "Where's the guy leading the LoSaJ operation?"
The Dersite tells you that his base is a long way away from here, but if you have a map, he can mark it for you.
TB: Wait what timetravel. Yoink BT's helmet off, figure out just WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG.
Mimi saw TB rubbing his grubby alien hands over his clocks and had a feeling she knew what he was going to do.
>Mimi: Lean down again and take off BT's helmet. Who IS this guy anyway?
A couple members of the party try and remove BT's helmet, but either it was designed not to come off this way, or it was battered so much in the battle that it is now stuck in place. BT weakly struggles to push your hands away from his helmet.
"ARE WE DONE? CAN I JUST PLEASE GET THIS OVER WITH?"
>Steve: Telekinetically toss a pebble at CC.
((Thanks for the slow clap. 
))
Steve throws a pebble at CC, but it just is not enough to refill the comic relief meter. Everyone is still deadly serious.
CA: Destabilize orbit; aim for the planet. Hit a tree because that's what all the coolkids are doing.
Nah, you've achieved a fairly stable orbit, for the moment. It'll probably collapse when you revive though, which shouldn't take much longer.
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