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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[applesauce machine]

>Emily: Finish loitering awkwardly in the background while half observing and more-than-half spacing out.

"hI EmilY. IT's nICe to mEeT YoU." Steve walked up to her to shake hands.

"Uh, h!. What's your--"

"hey! i think i've chatted with you a couple times.. i think. nice to see you in person."

"Uhhhhh, I, I dunno maybe."

Emily turns to Steve. She hadn't noticed him previously offering his hand for a shake. However, it appears she was too late to take it up.
"Wa!t where are you go!ng who are-- um. Okay then."

She hears someone mentioning how nice it is to see people in person again. Her jimmies seem to be a little rustled at the moment because of this, for reasons that absolutely no one here will figure out.

She turns back to Claire. "Uh... what's your name aga!n?"
i'm so smooth look at that seamless transition it's like i never left B|

[Blade Master Model 42]

Alex starts snoring a little from his position on Danielle's shoulder as Steve smashes the Dersite's radio. With that complete, Steve released the Dersite, who immediately absconds. Even better, it looks like he isn't heading for the camp you're all headed to. Nice.

>Alex: Seek audience with royalty, since you're asleep and everything.

You ask the prospitian who's in charge around here, and he tells you you can probably find the queen in the throne room. Just follow the carpet. Which you do.

CA: Bust into solo rendition of something from Troll Grease. Forget that that movie was illegal for several very good reasons.

You start singing one of the songs of the smash hit, Troll Grease. It's several hundred years old, hence the short name, but it is a classic story about a blueblooded gangster falling in love with a green blooded weapons researcher. Her work and his life of crime meant they would never be together, and though she eventually gave up everything to be with him, they were captured by the Legislacerators and culled.

Of course, the film protrayed them completely sympathetically, which is one of the reasons it was banned. The lewd lyrics in every single song didn't help its case.

But you only watched it because it was a controversial film! Really!

You belt out the song wherein lead troll Dainel Zukeco and his gangster pals rebuild a car to go pail with other trolls. You only remember when you finish that it is extremely explicit.

The snakes can do nothing but gape open-mouthed in horror.

>Advance.

You leap through the gate, and find yourself in Mimi's house again. Dammit. Well, at least you got to talk to Echidna. You didn't waste all your time.

[The Fool]

Steve headed back to Emily and the others. He couldn't help but feel awkward about Emily not shaking his hand, but he didn't feel like saying anything about it. He whispered over to Alex, "HeY. ThaT deRsiTe iS RUnnInG iN thE WrOnG dIReCtIoN... shOuLD I fOLLoW iT?"

[SirAaronIII]

"i'm claire. glad to meet you." Looking to the others in general, she asked, "is he supposed to be just leaving like that?"

[Blade Master Model 42]

Steve headed back to Emily and the others. He couldn't help but feel awkward about Emily not shaking his hand, but he didn't feel like saying anything about it. He whispered over to Alex, "HeY. ThaT deRsiTe iS RUnnInG iN thE WrOnG dIReCtIoN... shOuLD I fOLLoW iT?"

Alex snores, in blissful ignorance of your questioning.

[The Fool]

"...RiGhT..." Steve turned to Mimi, "HeY. ThaT deRsiTe iS RUnnInG iN thE WrOnG dIReCtIoN... shOuLD I fOLLoW iT?"

[TherosPherae]

Fleeing Dersite: Hear lewd singing. NOPENOPENOPENOPE

CA: Now would be a good time to FLY YOU FOOL

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: Randomly bash buttons on the Computer consule. Because that never goes wrong, right?

I assuming this will be a Science roll: 10 + 9 + 8 = 27.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mikhael: Randomly bash buttons on the Computer consule. Because that never goes wrong, right?

I assuming this will be a Science roll: 10 + 9 + 8 = 27.

You start slapping the keyboard like a man possessed. This doesn't seem to do much, just whips through a few status screens, until it stops on one.

Error: Remote Start cannot be initiated. Power at critically high levels. Power down station manually and restart.

Well what the fuck does that mean?

Fleeing Dersite: Hear lewd singing. NOPENOPENOPENOPE

Obviously you cannot hear the singing, as it is quite far away from you. You continue absconding. In fact, you may very just keep absconding until the war is over. Or at the very least, until you find out those rotten kids are gone. Yikes.

CA: Now would be a good time to FLY YOU FOOL

You realize how much of a fool you've just made of yourself, and blast off. Well, not really blast, since god tier flight doesn't really work like that, but you do fly away. OH THE HUMILIATION!

Now what?

[TherosPherae]

CA: Attempt to re-find clearing where you got your ass kicked.

RL: WHY ARE WE NOT GOING ANYWHERE YET, GUYS, CMON

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: You... Guess you should power down the station and restart it? Any way you could figure out how to do that?

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mikhael: You... Guess you should power down the station and restart it? Any way you could figure out how to do that?

You try to work out some way to power down the station, but apparently, it is drawing power from a reactor directly. There's no way to shut it down. This strikes you as a serious safety oversight.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: Talk about design oversight. Anything else interesting in this Temple?

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mikhael: Talk about design oversight. Anything else interesting in this Temple?

Aside from the pictographs, no.

[Riccto]

> JUST WALK. WALK AND WALK AND WALK.