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Author Topic: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.  (Read 268838 times)

Dsarker

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2400 on: November 22, 2011, 11:54:03 pm »

That's not gorey.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2401 on: November 22, 2011, 11:58:32 pm »

"Car-AAAHH!"

Kil's head hits the wall just ahead of me, spattering me with some of her blood.  I stare, unwilling to accept what my eyes tell me.

'No, he wouldn't!  Even if Cockroach was at full power, Carrot would stop him before he could harm Kil!'



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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2402 on: November 23, 2011, 12:01:31 am »

((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZfH0pxXPx4))
Carrot barrels down the hallway, heading for the direction of the yelp of surprise.
"I'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! IT'S FUN!!" Screams the monster that at one time was called Psycho Carrot.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2403 on: November 23, 2011, 12:03:24 am »

(Aw you killed Kil, oh well, she was going to be redundant when Venture starts working with Bubbles anyway. Quick question for our resident mad-pony. Did you kill your foals too?)
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2404 on: November 23, 2011, 12:05:02 am »

((YOU'LL FIND OUT...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOf1AsaJWXY hint.))
« Last Edit: November 23, 2011, 12:06:48 am by The Master »
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2405 on: November 23, 2011, 12:15:12 am »

Psycho's bellow snaps me back to reality.  I rush to the corridor, knowing I'll need room to use my spear properly.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2406 on: November 23, 2011, 12:20:16 am »

As it happens, they both end up two feet apart from each other and slide to a stop.
"Khenal. How goes it? I just had a lovely nap. Would you care to join Kil? Oh, and..." I turn my head 180 degrees and say "Kids, come here! Daddy wants you to meet your new friend!"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2407 on: November 23, 2011, 12:30:58 am »

'Cockroach!'

With his head pointed away, I swing the blunt end of my spear as hard as I can at his front right knee.

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2408 on: November 23, 2011, 12:35:45 am »

Everything suddenly stops. you hear that BWOOOOONG sound (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXLDv-fUINM), followed by a familiar voice.
"...Remember when you weren't sure you had actually left that wonderful world I created? You left alright...BUT SO DID I! I am in your mind now!" Laughs Cockroach.
At this point, the kids arrive. One is missing all it's skin, while the other is dragging a bloody axe that a titan might have used.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2409 on: November 23, 2011, 12:44:04 am »

((imagine silent hill blended with Saw. that kind of horror. AND YES, UNLESS YOU WANT TO END UP LIKE THE PONY WITH THE AXE, STAY AWAY FROM IT. PYRAMID HEAD ANYONE?!))
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2410 on: November 23, 2011, 12:45:55 am »

((so just for clarity: in reality, Khenal is still standing in the hallway with Friesden babbling to himself while Cockroach screws with his head?))
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2411 on: November 23, 2011, 12:47:15 am »

'Motherbucker.'  I grab the borrowed spear in my teeth and release my magic.  Backing towards the stairs I keep my eyes on Psycho and his "children".

"If you want to kill me, Psycho, let's play up top."
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2412 on: November 23, 2011, 12:49:58 am »

"...don't you want to play a game first?" Asks the child with the axe.
"...GAME...GAME...GAME......GAME...GAME...GAME..." Chants the other child.
"YES. LET'S PLAY A GAME. IT'S CALLED: KILL FRIESDEN! IT'S OUR FAVORITE!!!!" Screams 'Psycho'.
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2413 on: November 23, 2011, 12:57:41 am »

((so just for clarity: in reality, Khenal is still standing in the hallway with Friesden babbling to himself while Cockroach screws with his head?))

That's precisely what Khenal fears is happening.  And now, back to the show!



My horn flashes as I cast the voice amplification spell, the last spell I plan on casting for quite some time.

"EVERYPONY GET AWAY FROM ME!  RUN, FLY TELEPORT, JUST GET AWAY!"

I cease backing up and give the trio a look of steel and ice before stepping closer.  'Even if this is all in my head, at least now everypony knows to stay away from me.'

"You'll never get her."
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #2414 on: November 23, 2011, 01:07:29 am »

"Oh Khenal...usually I don't offer advice...but I would just like to take the time to inform you that...there's something behind you."
Khenal feels hot breath going down his neck.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.
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