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[Baradine]

Put me on the waiting list for a Purple Lawrence Taylor, the only Lawrence Taylor that should exist.

[TCM]

Teddy Roosevelt charges Princess Celestia! (2 vs. 2) He trips on his way up the stairs. He continues to be ON FIRE!!!

Twilight Sparkles fires a fireball at the Princess! (4 vs. 6) She blasts a big ball of fire, but the Princess deflects the attack with a magical shield!

Rainbow Dash charges the Princess! (4 vs. 3) The pegasus flies at the queen, and skims her body!

Scout braces himself to stand up, (6) And manages to do perfectly, making a full recovery! (5 vs. 5) He unloads a full clip at the Princess, but her psychic power stops the bullets in their tracks!

Gordon Freeman goes to pick up Scout, but sees the kid has made a full recovery. The doctor shoots at the despot, (4 vs. 3) and embeds a shot in her hoof!

RZA, despite missing a hand, teams up with his comrade Inspectah Deck to go Wu-Tang on the guard!
(4+1 vs. 5) Inspectah Deck lunges at the guard with a punch, and the guard dodges, but RZA kicks his head in from the side, slamming him to the ground!

The guard attempts to stand up after the assault, (6) and he does so, becoming enraged!

Princess Celestia recoils at the damage done to her so far. Lifting a hoof, she physically attacks Rainbow Dash, (1 vs. 4) but the magnum bullet in her hoof makes her flinch in pain!






Princess Celestia
Mood: Startin' To Feel It
Health: Shot Wounds, Bruised, Magic Blast Burn, Pain

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items:
Health: Okay

Red Teddy Roosevelt (Powder Miner)
Items: Pistol, Knife
Health: ON FIRE!

Blue Scout (sinpwn)
Items: Scattergun, Pistol, Baseball Bat
Health: Fine

Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG, Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, RPG, Crossbow
Health: Bleeding Forearm

Green RZA
Items: Microphone
Health: Missing Left Hand

Blue Rainbow Dash
Items:
Health: Bruise

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Royal Guard #2
Items:
Health: Broken Skull, ENRAGED!

Inspectah Deck
Items:
Health: Heavy Bruising

[Sinpwn]

"Hah, gonna need more than that to take me down, stupid!" Scout taunts and fires at the enraged guard, "Batter up!" then sidesteps and smashes him in the face with the bat as he charges.

[Powder Miner]

Teddy gets up and charges with his knife while on fire again.

[Tersr]

Pull out the SMG and fire it at Celestia and walkover to twilight and sign that I need to be healed.

[Flintus10]

Continue to finish off the guard.

[Flying Dice]

Fly up above the Princess and pull out another stormcloud, bucking more lightning at her.

[mcclay]

Heal Gordon then continue to shoot majiks at her.

[TCM]

Scout goes for a Matador style-attack. (5 vs. 3) He does, slamming his bat into Guard 2's head and defeating him!

Teddy ON FIRE!!! Roosevelt charges the dictator. (1 vs.1) He trips again. He can feel the fire starting to melt him....

Gordon Freeman shoots Princess Celestia with his SMG! (4 vs. 4) He fires several bursts, but she has magic shields that block them.

RZA and Inspectah Deck kick the Guard Pony to make sure he is down for good.

Rainbow Dash pulls out a storm cloud and bucks lightening at the Princess, (5 vs. 3) Zapping her in the face!

Twilight Sparkle (6) Heals Gordon Freeman, and feels more healthy and energized than ever before!
(+1 for Gordon Freeman next turn.) She fires a blast at the Princess, (6 vs. 3) and hits her with a blast of magic directly in her chest!

Princess Celestia recoils after being hit. "YOU INSUBORDINATE FOOLS WILL BE DONE WITH!" She shoots a Blizzard spell at the heroes!

(5) The blizzard hits Twilight Sparkle, slashing into her with bitter cold and immobilizing her! (-2 to rolls next turn unless healed.)

(5) The blizzard hits the Scout, the cold tearing through him ripping open his torso!

(4) The blizzard knocks RZA off her stormcloud and gives her many cuts!


Princess Celestia
Mood: Furious
Health: Shot Wounds, Bruised, Magic Blast Burn, Thrashed

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items:
Health: Wounded, Immobilized

Red Teddy Roosevelt (Powder Miner)
Items: Pistol, Knife
Health: ON FIRE!

Blue Scout (sinpwn)
Items: Scattergun, Pistol, Baseball Bat
Health: Torn-up Torso

Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG, Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, RPG, Crossbow
Health: Bleeding Forearm

Green RZA
Items: Microphone
Health: Missing Left Hand

Blue Rainbow Dash
Items:
Health: Heavily Bruised, Sliced

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Inspectah Deck
Items:
Health: Heavy Bruising

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[Powder Miner]

FLAMING CHARGE AGAIN!

[Sinpwn]

"Yellin' louder ain't gonna make ya suck less!" Scout runs circles around Celestia and fires his pistol while holding in his intestines.

[Flying Dice]

(4) The blizzard knocks RZA off her stormcloud and gives her many cuts!

((I assume this meant me.))


Rainbow Dash winces, then takes to the air again, performing a low-grade Rainnuke on the Princess.

[Flintus10]

RZA and Inspectah Deck charge the Princess attacking from different directions with Wu-Tang kung fu.

[mcclay]

Heal myself and then set her on fire.

[Tersr]

Pulse Rifle the Hell out of Celesita!