Chapter 67: THE END
Princess Celestia urges herself back on the ground. "I can't let them take me...for I am Princess....I am Ruler...for I am GOD!She screams as a bright, golden light surrounds her!Sun God mode activated! All of Celestia's rolls are DOUBLED!Rainbow Dash uses the ancient skill of Gun-Fun on
The Sun God!(2 vs. 10) Before R.D. can even start to fire,
The Sun God sends out a powerful blast of magic! Before she can react, a the magic blast hits her in the chest,
tearing her body in half! The two parts of the Pegasus body fall to the ground.
Rainbow Dash has died!RZA walks up totting his LMG. Letting out a heavy yell, (as people always do when they fire a machine gun from the hip) he unloads on
The Sun God! (2 vs. 8 )
The Sun God creates a Barrier of Diamond between her and the bullets, rendering them useless as they smash into the wall! When the LMG clip is finished, the Barrier of Diamonds explodes! A multitude of diamonds
slash and impale RZA on numerous parts of his body repeatedly! The sliced corpse falls on the ground.
RZA has died!Twilight Sparkle puts up a plot shield.
"Alright, what the *feather* is going on here?"Teddy Roosevelt musters up all of his strength to lift up everyone of the firearms.
"For AMERICA!(2 vs. 12)
Hundreds of bullets fly at
The Sun God, but her horn glows, and the bullets reverse and fly at Teddy Roosevelt! He is shot in every part of his body that has a name! He falls to a knee in pain, but grunts and lifts himself up.
The Sun God's horn starts to glow again.
"You think that's going to stop THEODORE ROOSEVELT?!?! I'LL SHOW YOU-" His head explodes. Teddy's decapitated body crumples.
Teddy Roosevelt has died!Pinkamena Diane Pie puts 10,000 Laser Blasters to
The Sun God's head.
"I know what you're thinking: “Did she fire 10000 shots, or only 9999?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is 10000 lasers, the most powerful energy weapons in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya, punk?"(4 vs. 6)
The Sun God replies with:
"Six." She turns all the Lasers around.
(6 vs. 1)
There is a flash, and then a pile of pink ash.
Pinkie Pie has died!Lawrence Taylor laughs at
The Sun God's plight. (Because he's a hero. ((And kind of an asshole.))-) He smashes through
Twilight Sparkle's Plot Shield, shattering it, and gallops at the Princess wielding his Lightsaber!
(2 vs. 12)
The Sun God vanishes.
Lawrence Taylor stops. In her place, there is a man in a suit and a young girl. The suited man takes out a piece of paper.
"Lawrence Taylor, you have been found guilty of prostitution and rape of a minor." Instantly, thousands of New York Giants players, coaches, staff, and fans appear around him. They yell, jeer and throw stuff at him. He quickly grows angry.
"SHUT UP! I'M TAYLOR LAWRENCE! TAYLOR-MOTHER-FUCKING-LAWRENCE!" He charges at them, slicing some with his Lightsaber, others crushed by his hooves. But no matter how many he kills, more seem to come, and soon he is disarmed and bounded. The young girl, stomps on the ground, and a crevice appears underneath Lawrence. The suited man continues reading:
"Your punishment is an eternity in Football Purgatory. May Celestia be merciful on your soul." As Taylor is dragged into the flaming crevice he yells,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" When everyone enters the crevice, it closes.
Lawrence Taylor has died!Twilight Sparkle spins around. All of her friends are dead. Sweat covers her brow.
"Hey." She spins around to find herself head-to-head with the
The Sun God! But she does not look angry. She is smiling.
The Sun God speaks. "I know what you are thinking Twilight Sparkle. You're allies are gone. Equestria is dying. And you want me to pay. You will fight me, and wait for the reinforcements. But the reinforcements will never come. My army has sealed off all routes to this area. They are also dead. And that makes you hate me ever more...I know this, for I am the one who taught you. So go ahead and kill me....You can't can you?....And I can not either. Because deep down, somewhere in my heart: I still love you.
(12 vs. 6)
The Unicorn's eyes start to water. "Princess..." Princess Celestia strokes Twilight's head. "Ssshhh, it's alright. Just follow my commands and everything will be alright. Just lay down..." Twilight obeys, resting her body onto the ground. "Now close your eyes..." Her eyes close. "....and sleep.....forever." And with that, the Element of Magic's eyes close.
Twilight Sparkle has died!
Princess Celestia pets Twilight Sparkle's head one more time. "Rest in piece." Celestia steps away from the sleeping pony. There is a bright flash of light.
She Is Gone.
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