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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

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Author Topic: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Choking your Bad Dragon in the Void)  (Read 210882 times)

vkiNm

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« Reply #3000 on: February 23, 2016, 09:31:08 pm »

Zach pulls out his glock, once again loaded with rubbers, "Frazz... I am tired of this. Tell your friend to tell us about all artifacts in the castle. I do not like the idea of a pet dragon. Especially from a eldritch god. I am Christian, damnit!"

"Deus Vult, brother!" a SPESS MEHREEN yelled your way.
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Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

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« Reply #3001 on: February 23, 2016, 09:33:46 pm »

All i know, is that when Tal walks out of the camp, or i go into it, theres gonna be a dragon. Anyway, guys, PUH-LEASE just can't we agree for everyone to bugger off. We go home, i get a pardon, we find another castle, and a giant war-lizard becomes part of our squad. How is that not a win?
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« Reply #3002 on: February 23, 2016, 09:37:22 pm »

"Frazz, do you have any way whatsoever to guarantee the possible pet will behave? It's not coming near the camp unless I can confirm it's tame or too small to be a problem. Rule one of dealing with eldritch creatures, they lie. I'm not exiting the camp when there's an eldritch creature that very clearly wants to possess me. He can either provide an artifact or a few books on the arcane to get us to leave. In the event of an artifact, the specifics are to be clearly explained and under no circumstances is it to be a cowbell."
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« Reply #3003 on: February 23, 2016, 09:39:38 pm »

"I want you to repeat the deal that you made with Bill, to us, out load. Without skipping over anything, or leaving Anything out. Or adding anything."
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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« Reply #3004 on: February 23, 2016, 09:43:53 pm »


"SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST GO BACK TO THE CAMP, ALL SURRENDERY-LIKE LIKE HOW THEY WANTED, AND THEN ASK THE GUY IN CHARGE TO STEP OUT AND TALK TO ME FOR ONE EASY MEASY SECOND. SOUNDS SIMPLE, RIGHT? WELL, IF YOU SOMEHOW FUCK THAT UP THEN JUST TRY DISCONNECTING THE PROTECTIVE WARDS. ERASE IT OR WHATEVER. YOU DO THAT AND WE'RE COOL, ALRIGHT?"

Me: "Well, are you going to kill him? Because, even though i occasionally feel the same, i wouldn't want him to die without justification.

"PSH, KILL HIM? WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? NAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY YOUR LITTLE HEAD, KID. I JUST WANT TO TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF MY LAWN THAT'S ALL."

Then i explained i wanted a Ridable, tame dragon i could command with psychically. Thats about it. Oh, and he also showed me Portal 3.
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« Reply #3005 on: February 23, 2016, 09:46:56 pm »

"What's a Portholelthree?"
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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« Reply #3006 on: February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm »

The transports lands! It's back opened up revealing the much-needed supplies. As well as cages of monkeys..

The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..
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« Reply #3007 on: February 23, 2016, 09:55:36 pm »

"So, he's already told us that he doesn't want us here, sounds like you've done exactly what he wanted excluding the me interacting directly. I have given him counterterms, we leave if he provides books on the Arcane and Occult. Delivered via a single Horror Knight to the camp perimeter. So now we have some quite reasonable terms and require a response or counteroffer. He's likely fully aware that his force cannot match ours from the entrenched position."

"Oi! Pilots, good job and thanks for the monkeys. We needed them for evac. If you're wondering why there's monkey corpses everywhere it's a ward and you are to stay grounded until your vehicles are properly warded against the Entity. Leo and Jon, we'll be warding the vehicles to ensure we have a safe evacuation if needed. Get started on that. Zach, look through the book for exorcisms. Frazz needs one before we pull out."
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« Reply #3008 on: February 23, 2016, 09:59:05 pm »

"Draw wards on the choppers? Alright."

Get to da choppas. And draw wards on them.
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« Reply #3009 on: February 23, 2016, 10:05:45 pm »

"Got it, boss." Leonardo does a salute as he started on drawing runic wards using permanent marker.
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« Reply #3010 on: February 23, 2016, 10:06:32 pm »

"Use the monkeys please. Lifeblood has power."
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« Reply #3011 on: February 23, 2016, 10:17:37 pm »

"So we are leaving him alive, right? We arnt arresting him for the time being?"
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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« Reply #3012 on: February 23, 2016, 10:20:31 pm »

"We're preforming an exorcism and pulling out if this 'Bill' decides he'd rather not have us desolate his forces and provides us books or an artifact."
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« Reply #3013 on: February 23, 2016, 10:21:12 pm »

" Uh, Bill, can i have my pet now?"
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« Reply #3014 on: February 23, 2016, 10:25:12 pm »

"It better be small. A Denizen sized creature isn't allowed near the camp."
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