Chapter 6: FOR CELESTIA!
Sun Tzu requests some healing, and mutters incoherently with
Vlad The Impaler's Vampire Saber still in his mouth. Vlad tries cutting into Tzu's mouth, as Tzu grits his teeth to hold the Saber in place. Then, with his remaining hand, the Chinese General grabs the handle of the blade in his mouth. (5 vs. 2) In a surprise attack, Sun kicks the Romanian in the Torso, knocking him back and transferring the ownership of the Saber to Tzu! (1 vs. 5) And then he drops it.
Lawrence Taylor jumps on the Spear embedded in the leg of the Mongolian Spearman. (2 vs. 3) He slips on the Spear and falls off, giving time for the Mongolian Spearman to take the Spear out of his leg. (4) He grunts and pulls it out, and luckily for him, the wound has stopped bleeding by this point. He angrily walks above Lawrence.
Twilight uses her healery magics on
Rainbow Dash. (3) It helps to stop the flow of the bleeding by a little bit. Her horn glows again, as she focuses on levitating the various meteors. (4) With a flash, they join together, and becomes a
Meteor Golem!Meteor Golem has joined the battle! (+1 Strength, -1 Agility)RZA yells out about
U-God's ankle, before giving him a boost. After telling the Mongolian Wrestler he's dead, U lifts his Boss up and flings him. (1)
RZA flies past the Wrestler, and smashes his face into the ground.
Theodore Roosevelt takes out his Rifle and begins firing into the Mongolian ranks. (2 vs. 5) His Rifle bullets stray off course, and he inspects the barrel. Cursing, he begins to clean it out, and the Mongolian Archer spots him in this time of vulnerability. Knocking his Bow, an arrow flies at Teddy. (5 vs. 6) The arrow goes through the top of his hat, tearing it and giving it big hole!
Pinkie Pie loads the Party Cannon up with more Candy Cane Hookshot. Aiming it randomly, she fires into the crowds.
"Boom!" (2 vs. 3) The Hookshot misses. Meanwhile, at the Trebuchet:
"Shoot a cow at that Pink pony!" A black-and-white blur flies towards Pinkie. (2 vs. 2) It lands near Pinkie with a
*thump*. Pinkie looks at the cow.
"Hmmm...." A few minutes later,
Pinkie Pie inserts Incendiary Flaming Beef-based Cupcakes into the Party Cannon.
"Bon Appitet!" (3 vs. 3) Apparently, Flaming Beef Cupcakes only travel about 5 feet.
Rainbow Dash begins to fly around the dismounted Mongolian Horse Archer at breakneck speeds. Soon, a column of wind begins to carry him off of his feet. The cyclone spins faster.
"Awww yeah!" Rainbow bucks her legs into her tornado. (4 vs. 3) Her hooves connect with his Shoulder and flies out towards his leader and slamming nearby into the ground. Dash then prods her arrow wound.
"Ow."Angel bites the Mongolian Archer's Longbow. (1 vs. 1) Apparently, small herbivore rabbit creatures do not possess very sharp teeth, especially when it comes to biting through horse-tail bow material.
Fluttershy flies over to
Rainbow Dash. ''Oh my, Dashie. Are you hurt? You are bleeding. Let me help you with that.'' Fishing out some magical herbs from the Everfree Forest, the yellow pegasus applies the herbs to her friend's wound. (5) Breaking the arrow off and applying the herbs heals the wound.
"There you go."Fluttershy trots over to the Horse Archer. She looks sad. (6 vs. 2) His face implodes.
The Mongolian Archer knocks
Angel away before knocking his Bow. Setting his sights on
Theodore Roosevelt. (1 vs. 1) Instead of letting the arrow go, the archer stands still because his pose looks cool.
The Mongolian Spearman thrusts his Spear into
Lawrence Taylor's back. (5 vs. 1) The Spear goes straight into Taylor's Mid-Spine!
"AAAARRGGGHHHH!!!" He is paralyzed from the waist down! Also, he has a Spear in his back.
The Mongolian Cavalrymen and the
2 Mongolian Horses continue to duel! (2 vs. 3) The Mongolian Horses outflank their masters! (4 vs. 2) The first Cavalryman takes a hoof to the head, and is knock unconscious!
The Mongolian Wrestler pins
RZA from behind onto the ground. (6 vs. 3) Feeling his Wrists getting grabbed,
RZA inquires, "Man, what the hell you doin'?" He feels his Wrists snap.
"Oh. Ouch."The Trebuchet shoot flaming stuff at
Twilight Sparkle. (1 vs. 2) The adept magical Unicorn catches the flaming debris before it hits her. (2 vs. 4) She sets it down on the ground.
Vlad the Impaler lunges for his Vampire Saber. (1) He grabs it by the Blade and cuts his hand. As he backs up in pain,
Sun Tzu sees an attack opportunity. He charges the vampire, (2 vs. 1) and Pimp-slaps him in the face!
The
Mongolian Warriors run over to attack the Trebuchet Siegers! (4+1 vs. 6) Just before the converted soldiers arrive, the Trebuchet has already loaded a Rock! (3 vs. 2) The Rock flies forward into the Mongolians are flattens a group of them!
The
Mongolian Horses whinny and attack the the standing Mongolian Cavalryman! (1 vs. 4) The Cavalryman swings his Turkish Saber at them, (2 vs. 4) scaring them off.
U-God limps toward the Mongolian Wrestler. (5 vs. 6) He swings at the back of the Wrestler's head, but the Wrestler ducks under his hand. (2 vs. 2) He stands over the crippled
RZA and gets in a fighting stance.
The
Meteor Golem begins sludging towards
Genghis Khan...Genghis Khan smashes his Mace at his unconscious mortal enemy. (5+1 vs. 2)
Genghis Sans's skull is caved in!Genghis Sans has died!The Khan walks forward towards the
Meteor Golem. "IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY ABOMINATIONS, MEN, OR PONIES YOU THROW AT ME! I WILL HAVE EACH OF YOUR HEADS! FOR CELESTIA!"Genghis KhanHealth:
(Bleeding from a face and torso wound) ARGARWAH!Mood:
YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Twilight Sparkle
Items:
Health: Fine
RZA
Items: Microphone
Health: Bruised, Beat-up Face, Broken Nose, Broken Teeth, Broken Wrists
Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana
Health: Fine
Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon
Health: Fine
Lawrence Taylor
Items: Football Helmet, Cleats
Health: Stabbed Mid-Spine, Paralyzed Waist-down, Heavy Bleeding
Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife
Health: Fine
Sun Tzu
Items: Kaiyun, Ji, Battle Banner, Art of War, Lamellar Armor
Health: No Left Arm Below Elbow
Fluttershy
Items:
Health: Fine
Mongolian Archer
This guy can shoot!
Equipment: Longbow, Mongolian Armor
Health: Bruised
Mongolian Spearman
Well, he's got a big pointed thing.
Equipment: 3 Throwing Spears, Mongolian Armor
Health: Spear in Right Leg
Mongolian Cavalry
The Party isn't the only one with horses now!
Equipment: Lance, Mongolian Armor
Health: Heavy Stomach Bruise, Stunned, Unconscious, Big Head Bruise
Mongolian Cavalry #2
Horses. Horses everywhere.
Equipment: Turkish Saber, Mongolian Armor
Health: Fractured Knee, Stunned
Mongolian Wrestler
He'll grapple with you, and he's barely clothed. Eww.
Equipment: Loincloth
Health: Fine
Trebuchet
A seige-weapon that flings rocks, flaming stuff, and cows at you.
Equipment: Rocks, Flaming Stuff, Cows
Health: 4/20 Seigers
Vlad the Impaler
Dictator. Murderer. Vampire. Romanian.
Equipment: Vampire Saber, Halberd, Crossbow, Medieval Gun, Royal Romanian Armor
Bloodlust: Impaled Right Forearm, Cut Left Hand, Pimp-Slapped
Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Mongolian Armor
Health: 20/50 Warriors
2 Mongolian Horses
Equipment: Mongolian Horse Armor
Health: Both Fine
U-God
Equipment:
Health: Broken Right Ankle
Meteor Golem
Equipment:
Health: Fine
So, about this game being the prequel to Fallout: Equestira? Nope. The scope of the destruction of this game can't compare with how much destruction happens in this game.
By the end of this game, the damage will be
way worse. It will seriously make F:E look like a picnic.
To be honest, the reason I decided that originally was that Dermonster stated that his character could never be easily defeated by Princess Celestia. I had two options:
1. Agree that Derm was more powerful than Celestia.
2. Turn Celestia into an Absolute God Emperor that could kill everyone.
Which route do you think I picked?
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