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medikohl

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funny thing happened
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:18:01 am »
so my noble wanted a bed... made of copper.
so I was building a surprise for him instead.

well anyway my bonecarver suddenly got it into his head to have a mood. a fell mood.
long story short? we don't need a copper bed anymore.


does anyone want a dwarf bone crutch?
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Quote from: Mrhappyface on May 21, 2012, 07:19:49 pm
I can imagine a bunch of  monks making a pilgrimage to a holy mountain, only to discover that it isn't there anymore.

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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 09:29:10 am »
Too bad he didn't make a dwarf bone bed.
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 09:45:03 am »
Quote from: medikohl on May 04, 2012, 09:18:01 am
does anyone want a dwarf bone crutch?

Ah, a noble you can depend on, he even supports you. How rare.
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 10:11:18 am »
Sounds like he was a real stand-up guy.
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2012, 10:22:24 am »
Always good to have someone you lean upon.
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Quote from: Plutocrat on December 04, 2011, 09:26:48 pm
because everyone here is OCD and ADHD, and then complain when their dwarfs act similarly in game.
Quote from: Elf Lover on January 04, 2012, 08:32:55 pm
@I used to be an axelord like you, until I took a (+bronze bolt+) to the upper leg, chipping the bone through the *copper leggings*!@

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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2012, 12:47:00 pm »
You could even say he acts like a crutch!

am I doin it rite?
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2012, 02:27:49 pm »
...You guys are all going in the dwarven hospital for making puns out of such a noble item =P
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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

The Giant Bat who decided an axe made a better weapon than claws:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=108229.30

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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2012, 04:10:44 pm »
At least now you don't have to worry about anyone becoming bedridden from breaking a bone


They told him that as duke, he could be anything he wanted.

So he became a crutch.
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2012, 06:28:25 pm »
Quote from: medikohl on May 04, 2012, 09:18:01 am
so my noble wanted a bed... made of copper.

It's called a sarcophagus. That noble was just giving himself a leg up before his impending slip up.
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2012, 06:29:46 pm »
A dwarf bone crutch is actually very cool IMHO
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