Perform more Gun Fu at EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN.
[4v4]You do your best Keanu Reeves impression and charge towards EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN! Both of you enact that spinny shooty scene from the Matrix! That is to say, absolutly no damage was made to either of you!
Supernova
The K.I.S.S principal- Keep It Simple Stupid!
[6] Oh my. Well, the sun explodes. Infact all of the stars in this corner of the galaxy explodes! The Earth is bambarded with cosmic radiation! It is also now very dark! I don't think seeing is gonna be easy from this point onward! [-1 to all sight related actions]
Explode the planet below him!
[6]Uh.
Not content with seeing all the stars EXPLODINATE, you make EARTH VIOLENTLY EXPLODINATE AS WELL! Since EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN's VOLCANO FORTRESS is kinda apart of the Earth,[1] is absolutely destroyed! EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN [5] uses his SHEER RAGE to mitigate most of the damages! NECROMANCER JEFFERSON DAVIS [3] is less lucky. He is knocked unconscious and takes damage associated WITH THE EARTH VIOLENTLY EXPLODING! HIGH FANTASY HEROIC JOHN WILKES BOOTH [4] only takes minor damage! Everyone else [6] is launched into space by the force of the violent explosion! You and your fellow posters manage to take absolutely no damage! In fact, everyone is so inspired by the destruction of Earth that they are compelled to do better next turn! (Everyone gets a +1 next turn)
Hide and wish very hard that ESL's robot parts come in direct contact with liquid nitrogen.
[3] You kind of float behind an obvious looking hunk of what was formerly Earth and pray to the gods of ice and cold! A bag of ice appears in your hand!
Infiltrate evil steam punk Lincoln's fortress with my ninja skills!
[autofail] EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN's VOLCANO FORTRESS kinda EXPLODINATED with the rest of the Earth. You settle for doing a bunch of ninja-like flips and kicks and stuff.
DEPLOY TESLA TOWER TO ELECTRIFY LINCON
[5v4] You take out your POCKET TESLA TOWER and fling it into the general space around EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN! SHOCKING! Plently of electric current surge through EVIL STEAMPUNK LICOLN! Unless he does something about it, he will be constantly zapped!
EVIL LASER BLASTS!
[2] Amzingly enough, EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN's EVIL LASER BLASTS misses everyone of note and desentigrates the floating space remains of a barn.
SWORD CHARGE!
[2] HIGH FANTASY HEROIC JOHN WILKES BOOTH instead weeps for the destruction of Earth!
SUMMON ZOMBIES!
[2] NECROMANCER JEFFERSON DAVIS manages to create...well...nothing. Probably because he's busy being unconscious.
STATUS YO!
EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN HEALTH:|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
-HAS THE LASER EYES OF EVIL!
-HARASSED BY TESLA TOWER!
HIGH FANTASY JOHN WILKES BOOTH HEALTH:|||||||||||||||
NECROMANCER JEFFERSON DAVIS HEALTH: |||||||||||||||
-UNCONSCIOUS!
Blazing glory: Recursively a ninja! (+1 to ninjary rolls!)
Sinvara: Holding a bag of ice!
Everyone: Inspired by destruction! (+1 to all rolls for next turn!)
Earth is destroyed! Everyone is battling in space!
All the nearby stars are destroyed! (-1 to all sight related rolls until a new light source is found!)
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