Lily...actually realizes what Kyle said.
And blushes.
...
"Mermaids have extremely quick gestation and growing periods from being adapted to not dying by wildlife."
Dude. Don't try to justify it. That makes no sense on so many levels.
And hey, what's wrong with a merbaby?
((Waitlist is horribly out of date. I just joined a couple weeks ago.))
And then you joined again once Qi returned to China.
((I'll look at joining tomorrow then, I guess))
Doo eet!
"I'm the defender of the innocent and friend of the Northsdale five."
Wait, wasn't Kyle in the N5?
Hey, Elf, if I had been around during the time where Ester's father was here, what kind of rolls would be required for Mr. Stigson to not deck Will?
((Well there you go; seems to me that father's worried about his kid who vanished for several days and has reason to believe that you guys kidnapped her.))
She's been gone for less than that, three days at most. And he said he'd come by to pick her up yesterday, so much of that is his fault.
And if we kidnapped her, we'd be the worst kidnappers ever.
((Just want to point out that a reaction that extreme from a father who just got his daughter back? I find it hard to believe.))
Not to be too, ah, blunt about it...but IRL, sufficiently religious families have kicked out homosexual children. Or at least teens.
This kinda makes it hard for USEC to claim Ester's father isn't a fundie zealot, but eh.
((Selina never locks the door.))
New trope for Selina.
((Damn it all! This uncertainty makes me feel an urge to actually bother making and running Superposition - A Game about Quantum Mechanics and Strip Poker 
))
((This sounds amazing.))
((Do it, Emp.
I dare you.))
((The issue is, I need to figure out how to implement decoherence and some other quantum mechanical effects so that it actually obeys the physics, just at an unrealistic scale. Sort of like Schrodinger's cat. Except you know, without the cat. Or the box. Or the poison. Or the radioactive isotope. And with people. And strip poker.))
You are making it sound even awesomer. How much quantum mechanics do you actually know?
And will this be following the Copenhagen interpretation or what?
Joan grabs the Hybrid because cat.
The Hybrid is a rabbit.
Sen should have no reason to believe shes in there.
Retroactively, she does!
(Will's announcement was made with no knowledge of this exchange.)
Selina took her bracelet off in the bath.
Again...
Genre Blind((The door would be unlocked... Selina didn't lock it))
...Huh. Two blinds make a savvy.
The sack is really heavy. Probably a bit too heavy for only Kyle to carry.
He has powered armor.
And holy carp, you guys are chatty when I'm at work. That took me hours. Something like 400 posts takes a while to read, digest, and reply to.
A war does imply conquest. It only implies fighting.
9 times out of 10, conquest implies war. They'd definitely have a lot of overlap.
When is the appropriate time to start shipping the horsewoman Pestilence with Kyle?
Yesterday.
When Elf gets over the fact that half his female characters ever have been shipped with Kyle.
Half (or more) of
everyone's female characters have been shipped with Kyle. Heck, something like half of my and Cado's female characters have slept with Kyle.
oh god, so many names and words
kinda intimidating....is there any sort of...synopsis? some...beginner guide?
There's a trope page.
You mean a synopsis of this fucking madness can be made?
There was magic in the world!
People who got it promptly did nothing with it apart from have sex.
THE END.
That's Twilight Academy.
And I've been telling you, magic stuff is happening outside Northdale. Some of it pretty serious. For starters, two major magical warlords.
"Kyle, you have enough girlfriends. Now you're trying flirt with the Horseman of Pestilence?"
I wonder what horrific STDs will manifest from that. Maybe the STD will be Kyle's child?
Kyle's child with Pestilence will have magical control over STDs.
And hopefully some other stuff, probably, because that is seriously creepy.
Given Kyle's powers including the ability to get any woman pregnant...
Even if they sleep platonically together...
If this continues, I want one of his kids to kill him. It happened in Greek mythology (over and over again), it'll happen here.
Don't inflate Kyle's head. That only happened with gods and titans and stuff.
Also, are people really asking for Kyle to hook up with Pestilence? Well, only if Elf says yes.
Please say yes, Elf. I want to be a sentient blob of STDs.
You're aware this will reduce how many parties you get invited to?
I'm sorely tempted to make it a yes and give the child conscious control of disease.
Do it.
Or, y'know, growing up to be a normal person.
The kid of a Horseperson of the Apocalypse and a member of the Northdale Five? Normal isn't within shouting distance of the kid.
Alternatively, I could play it and it would go as well as you'd expect.
No. The world isn't allowed to be destroyed. Elf's rules.
...how the hell did PestilencexKyle become so popular?
Pestilence spoke TWO WORDS to him.
Kyle.
Also, you started the shipping snowball.
Would it just be made out of viruses and bacteria?
Or would it also be made out of troublesome genes, prions and carcinogens?
Eh... If it's made out of just STDs then probably not. Otherwise I could see prions and carcinogens being included, but not troublesome genes. Being predisposed to cancer is not the same as having cancer.
Genetic diseases are a thing, you know. To say nothing of viral DNA that got itself into the human genome...
And now, because of how long RotMG takes to check, I must sleep without having checked any other threads since early afternoon. And it is near midnight. Good God, people, don't you have anything better to do? And if not, can't you do more of this stuff when I'm not at work?
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