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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 792936 times)

ChaosMaker

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2820 on: April 04, 2014, 12:04:00 am »

I missed this...

the chaos, the death, the madness, and murdering, and not to forget the geko sauce...im almost ashamed I couldn't do my turn properly, only 2 more weeks...and ill have a FULL DAMN TURN of our beloved fort. Plus its just business as usual for us at deathgate trilogy. when I read the voidspawn engravings were killing dwarves...I almost shrugged and thought the fort was finally starting to kill us now.

not that it hasn't yet, me thinks the fort itself put the sauce in the food supply, I suggest we use auto-dump EVERYTHING into lava and then start anew, all waste material on the surface, all the tainted food, auto-clean all the surfaces, and then finally get the fort running. The best explanation would be that we finally had enough of the shit going on and used the void as a dumping ground for all the shit we have at the fort. this way not only do we get rid of the crap on the surface (allowing more faster dwarves saving them from FPS slowness) but also the ablity nto actually use the surface as its meant to be...nothing more then a strip-landed area where trees and plants are at our mercy...weep mother nature...because us dwarves will come for you!!! anyway reason why I say gather surface food is because it will allow us the chance to live while we gather the trees on the surface, allowing more building material for a palisade (used for outer defense, give 5 part opening around 3 points of the fort, west-north-east to allow caravans and migrants into the fort, also put a walkway around the palisades top, which we could patrol with dwarves and station animals we have that are currently not being used for anything but being burdens and stationing them as meatsheilds for the spawn and goblin raids. allowing us to mobilize our dwarves into killing machines.

on a side note: have I beaten anyone to death yet? I need the souls to properly materialize into the fort by the time I arrive...and if we manage to get vampires: I suggest we use put them into cages and show them the light of day forevermore...that or a good beating with a hammer!!! Yes...flay their flesh off and beat them into a pulp!!!


on a final non-psychotic note: are we going to separate the dwarven population? if so then farmers and craftsmen near the surface where they can trade and make food, the army or at least half of it consisting of the weaker dwarves will protect them while the elites will prepare to invade the circus, the fortress guard can have patrols on the outer walls and in the inner fort. nobles such as us can live around magma layer, of course not having any paths from the lower fort into our domain when we invade the circus but the demons will have to transverse the top layer of there can move everyone a level down, the top dwarves can finally go to the caverns (because im seeing us blocking off at least 50% of the area, allowing us to farm the caverns for trees and cave-food...as well as animals that can breed down there!) and everything will be nice, chaotically-organized, with lots of corpses and slabs to mark our names...

anyone thinking the void spawn have already taken the circus and are currently occupying it right now? because if so then ill laugh my beard off if we have to fight those abominations to get a claim on the circus!
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2821 on: April 04, 2014, 12:58:10 am »

I made a few dorfings and checked egg roasts. There are no egg roasts here at all! someone dumped them, or they completely rot away.

Check dorfinator for changes and add yourself, if you're not there

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2822 on: April 04, 2014, 03:52:07 am »

You have performed admirably, but now the wheel shall start turning.

Enjoy the fortress while you can.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2823 on: April 04, 2014, 05:40:10 am »

You have performed admirably, but now the wheel shall start turning.

Enjoy the fortress while you can.


...Well, fuck.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2824 on: April 04, 2014, 06:08:30 am »

You have performed admirably, but now the wheel shall start turning.

Enjoy the fortress while you can.

Oh, I should dwarf you too.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2825 on: April 04, 2014, 06:10:57 am »

You have performed admirably, but now the wheel shall start turning.

Enjoy the fortress while you can.

Oh, I should dwarf you too.

That seems like an EXTREMELY bad idea.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2826 on: April 04, 2014, 06:16:40 am »

You have performed admirably, but now the wheel shall start turning.

Enjoy the fortress while you can.

Oh, I should dwarf you too.

That seems like an EXTREMELY bad idea.
You think? Okay...
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« Reply #2827 on: April 04, 2014, 06:17:59 am »

You have performed admirably, but now the wheel shall start turning.

Enjoy the fortress while you can.

Oh, I should dwarf you too.

That seems like an EXTREMELY bad idea.
You think? Okay...

Unless you have a dwarf with no friends, quite a few grudges, no family, and a raised bridge, don't dorf Terry.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2828 on: April 04, 2014, 07:21:42 am »

You know what? I will have a custom title. Chaosbane. Also, put another food stockpile down by the forges so my dorf will have more time to smelt.

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« Reply #2829 on: April 04, 2014, 07:40:08 am »

Peregarrett, Murdermachines wants you to Dorf the FUCK out of Terry.  DO IT!

Also, could we have an update on who all of our Dorfs are and what they're doing?
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« Reply #2830 on: April 04, 2014, 07:54:29 am »

Peregarrett, Murdermachines wants you to Dorf the FUCK out of Terry.  DO IT!

Also, could we have an update on who all of our Dorfs are and what they're doing?
Oh. That's a shitload of screenshots, and previos time when I did that, it took me almost whole day.

Ok, I'll try.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2831 on: April 04, 2014, 08:11:49 am »

You have performed admirably, but now the wheel shall start turning.

Enjoy the fortress while you can.

Oh, I should dwarf you too.

That seems like an EXTREMELY bad idea.
You think? Okay...

Unless you have a dwarf with no friends, quite a few grudges, no family, and a raised bridge, don't dorf Terry.

He can try but I wouldn't have Terry and Chaos Maker running loose at the same time.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2832 on: April 04, 2014, 08:27:13 am »

Anyone want to see an artist's rendition of Terry?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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« Reply #2833 on: April 04, 2014, 09:23:13 am »

Anyone want to see an artist's rendition of Terry?

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Terry, the Black Spaghetti!
(For all we know, that could be exactly what he looks like)

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2834 on: April 04, 2014, 09:26:45 am »

Oh noes. He looks terribly close to Flying Spaghetti Monster
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