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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #195 on: January 28, 2013, 05:33:39 pm »

Just for the record, I blame GWG for that derail, because he gave us all inspiration, and he of all people should know by now what happens when a Bay Watcher gets inspired.
How was I supposed to know that a note about being in a quote pyramid a lot would set off a quote pyramid?

Also, no turning this into another quote pyramid.
How can you hope to escape it when it is already here?
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Xantalos

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #196 on: January 28, 2013, 05:37:07 pm »

Just for the record, I blame GWG for that derail, because he gave us all inspiration, and he of all people should know by now what happens when a Bay Watcher gets inspired.
How was I supposed to know that a note about being in a quote pyramid a lot would set off a quote pyramid?

Also, no turning this into another quote pyramid.
How can you hope to escape it when it is already here?
At least you're learning.
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Sig! Onol
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #197 on: January 28, 2013, 05:38:35 pm »

Just for the record, I blame GWG for that derail, because he gave us all inspiration, and he of all people should know by now what happens when a Bay Watcher gets inspired.
How was I supposed to know that a note about being in a quote pyramid a lot would set off a quote pyramid?

Also, no turning this into another quote pyramid.
How can you hope to escape it when it is already here?
At least you're learning.
I think quote pyramids operate under a similar principle to Beetlejuice.
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The person supporting regenerating health, when asked why you can see when shot in the eye justified it as 'you put on an eyepatch'. When asked what happens when you are then shot in the other eye, he said that you put an eyepatch on that eye. When asked how you'd be able to see, he said that your first eye would have healed by then.

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kaian-a-coel

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #198 on: January 29, 2013, 04:36:13 pm »

Putting my sig here.

Everything kaian said!

A cult filled with creepy children that protect a single unwilling carrier of a half-demon. You could make a horror movie out of that.

Our people didn't give a single fuck when Slenderman wandered into their village. I think we got Chaos down. Nightmares too.

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"Never try to eat a dragon's girlfriend- for you are crunchy, and good with mustard."

By the powers granted to him from the god of #swagyolodope.

"MechJeb, let me open the pod bay door!"
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Jeb."

NASA is all about math, science, and hope. If our public school system is any indication, our government wants to stamp out those three things as quickly as possible.

EA games is like the dark lord sauron, and the gaming consumer demographic is like gollum.
Sauron makes the precious.
Gollum loves and hates the precious.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Evolution VIII Bay12 wgah'nagl fhtagn

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EA games is like the dark lord sauron, and the gaming consumer demographic is like gollum.
Sauron makes the precious.
Gollum loves and hates the precious.
Full Sig

kisame12794

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #199 on: February 19, 2013, 09:35:55 pm »

So it comes to this eh?

((Einsteinian Roulette: Tampering with spacetime for fun and profit.))
There's a dead reindeer in my dinning room, 2 dead dusk elves and everyone is happy. A normal day in DF.
Magma doesn't kill zombies, it just makes them angry and on fire.
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #200 on: February 23, 2013, 12:59:50 am »

Sigtext just in case!
WE STILL HAVE MORALS OH MY GOD WE CAN'T JUST COMMIT MURDER.
oh shush, it's just arson, everyone loves arson
I think you should rename the thread to 'How not to make a forum game'.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #201 on: March 10, 2013, 07:04:48 pm »

Collecting sigworthy material here
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To expand on this, I'm hoping someone can explain to me why my babies appear to be coated in axel grease...

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #202 on: March 30, 2013, 09:32:12 pm »

So this is the Sigtext thread?

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Slog looks overjoyed at this revelation.
Slog is a barrel of endless dopamine.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #203 on: April 17, 2013, 12:11:03 pm »

I think I will start one of these up.
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My contact info:
Steam: My Username is Immaterial
Email: nameisimmaterial@gmail.com
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #204 on: April 17, 2013, 12:20:47 pm »

Might as well.

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To shit post is my real test
To spam is my cause!

I will comment every thread
regardless of content
To post the most on bay12
is my true intent!

Toonyman!
Oh, your going down!
In my post count you will drown!
Toonyman!
You know that its true
One day I will out post you!!!

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There's also the little fact of Freddie Mercury dying before Bieber was even a wayward Canadian spermlet.
And what about the people stabbed by drugs?
Does the methamphetamine sword go snicker snack?
Spoiler: The ultimate troll (click to show/hide)
North Korea launched some missiles today.
I now fear what B12 would become if we were to become a country.

We'd be some kind of technocratic anarchy (the most intelligent would rule, because they are the only ones that can manipulate people. Then, next day, they are deposed by the manipulated), science would be unbound by morals, human rights or red tape, and we would rapidly implode in a giant wave of dark magicks, science, and general fuckery.

Then Xantalos would travel through the portal created and take control of the earth, then we summon Toady to ban all of the peoples from the nation, and we all fall back to normal.

...

IA IA! TOADY FHTAGN!
Try to bread a race of super-dwarves.
WE SHALL COVER THE SUPER-DWARVES...WITH BREAD, THEN COOK THEM IN A DELICIOUS PASTY AND CONSUME THEM! ALL HAIL BREAD DWARVES!
Spoiler: Long but epic. (click to show/hide)
That explanation is boring.  I demand another.
Yeah. It's one of those older, big TVs, y'dig? And it's been hollowed out and filled with sedated crack babies.
As far as i know people don't keep genetically modified food in their TV's.
Apparently we've regressed in weapon technology back to bashing two rocks together to create a nuclear fission chain reaction.
Traitoring is like sex as described by comedians.
Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.
*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*
*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.
What makes it a he? I heard troll women enjoy dwarf "parties" a lot, and oddly, many troll children grow beards and are lacking in height.
*The troll child Urist Nim was born*
Someone needs to mod this in now!
Once I would of found this strange. Then I found DF.
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What if we are the ice cream. A highly advanced ice cream related lifeform that through the invention of ice cream at the current date will prevent it from evolving into a sentient being which will be thus unable to travel back in time and take control of a THOWN. Have you considered this?
Spoiler: Sig Fight Club (click to show/hide)
The first rule of sig fight club, is you don't talk about sig fight club.
So by the sounds of it, in this game, you play as Peter Molyneux.

To wit:
You go around, gathering enough belief, and when you get enough, you can make something flat and featureless.
Three hashtags for the Reddit kings under the sky
Seven for the Tumblrs in their halls of text
Nine for mortal Twitters doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne
In the land of 4chan, where the shadows lie
One hashtag to rule them all, one hashtag to find them
One hashtag to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of 4chan, where the shadows lie.
Spoiler: Lords of The Internet. (click to show/hide)
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Onyxjew944

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #205 on: April 21, 2013, 04:18:26 pm »

Let's do this.

Everything turns into TF2 after a while. Give it time, it'll become DF as well, and we'll have Ubercharged axelords surfing magma floods into hordes of scouts or something.
I'm unspeakably disappointed. A dwarven fortress has discovered a sentient creature made out of mushrooms, and no one has proposed brewing him?
I would like to point out that in the last spoiler..... he stabbed the troll with a sword...... in the eye.... from behind.
Amazingly they breed faster than I can get them killed!
WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO GROW HANDS ON MY TEETH, THEN, WON'T I???
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If you haven't yet lost the ability to ask, you may not yet ask for relief.
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If you strangle him now, you could have twice the current organs. You never know when you might need extra organs.
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Ah, it is often said the road to hell is paved with old people.
"If you can't build a tower upon a sheer cliff face over which you may throw precisely one hundred and fifty-two kittens and seven stalwart dwarves to their explosive doom some fifty stories below, then brother, your game ain't much of a sandbox, is it?"
'Did that guy just get his head ripped off by a sock?'
Babies don't bounce, however when dropped from high enough parts of it do.
Ever see a dog forced through a fortification before?  I have. (at least it's parts were)
The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?
You misspelled 'hilarious'
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You know, it's amazing how easily any hardened character - adventurer or otherwise - will believe the little girl is stupid just because she speaks with a lisp and dangles her legs off the stool...even when she looks human/elven and is speaking infernal flawlessly except for the lisp.
Unintended Consequences. Sometimes friendly fire turns your organs into pudding, sometimes a crazy girl falls for your mutilated corpse. Life's crazy like that.
"Hey Steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
>99 ways to get a girl
1. Flowers
...
57.Chloroform
...
99. More Chloroform.
We're trying to con a shopkeeper into giving us infinite gold via repeated self mutilation that turns bodily fluids into weapons so we have the capability to inflict more self mutilation.

Capitalism!
Quote from: Nothing is Constant
I always lock up my conspiracy basement when I have to take post-epiphany walks.
Quote from: Milo
"That's why the villains always lose, they're blinded by their own prejudices and killing their own minions. If I had minions, I'd treat them right. Well, I mean, I'd work them like slaves, I wouldn't pay them, and I'd feed them only enough to keep them from starving to death—it's just efficient—but aside from that, I'd treat them right. Oh, and if I can find some way to keep them working without needing sleep, I'd use that, of course, but honestly.
You have Fourier transformations. Why would you need a girlfriend?
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"Once you get shocked enough times, everything around you starts moving real slowly!"
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Do they see if they can remove someone's bitterness and jealousy, and if not, THEN decides to unleash the rainbow buttsex laser?
Quote from: Kilowatt Hour
"Don't scare us like that! I thought that thing knocked you out."
"Come on, now.  It was only moving forty of fifty miles an hour.  I was going at least twice that, and I run into stuff all the time at that speed."
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"You speak Orc. What are they shouting?"
"Errr...death to the pinkskins...their blood will wash the earth...liberty to the feathered ones...whose clucking pleases Gruumsh."
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Rodie: "Excellent, all the mind-controlled barmaids are in place... now, FORNICATE. FORNICATE FOR MY AMUSEMENT."
Pat: "Oh man, God's not gonna be happy about this..."
Rodie: "Fuck you! God knows this is AWESOME."
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Oh yay, magical sorting hat! It's so whimsical and wonderf- MY VERY ESSENCE IS BEING VIOLATED
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The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it.
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He gets tried and perforated as an adult.
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“That memory: that is the beginning of the end of the world.  Ultimately, Fluttershy killed us all.
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Human: Hey elf, you look like a girl.
Elf: To a human, everything must look like a girl.
Human: What?
Elf: Half-orcs, half-ogres...
Human: ... shut up.
Dwarf: Half-dragons, half-kobolds.
Human: I said shut up!
Elf: ...
Dwarf: ...
Human: ...
Elf: Centaurs.
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They don't see you so much as they see a collection of arteries that could potentially be squirting blood.
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If something seemed simple, that was because someone, somewhere, was taking advantage of someone else. And if the situation seemed to benefit you, then the odds were good it was you that was being taken advantage of.
A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol powered beard.
You head down to Tijuana and buy a panda  from one of the many back alley panda dealers that infest mexico's streets. He tells you "eeet is good panda, homes. Real pure. Not cut with polar bear or shit, yeah? Grade A fucking panda right there." You smuggle the panda back across the border, and then strangle it with a World Wildlife Fund T-shirt.
I think you guys committed suicide via 7 year old. Admittedly, you committed suicide via ordering a god-blood infused 7 year old in power armor to punch you in the face, so you committed suicide in about the most metal, outrageous way possible.

Thats a thing.

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Greater Collection
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I shall be ready! My head is full of disturbing but useful information. And all it cost me was my peace of mind and sanity. A bargain!
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They told me to aim higher, so we dug deeper.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #206 on: April 25, 2013, 03:37:45 pm »

I WON MURDERMACHINES. I KILLED TERRY.
I just noticed the update above, holy shit.

You just forced the abomination that haunted us for ages now to step into a room where it was to be stabbed to death, therefore freeing Talonis from the certain domestic violence and/or rape that was sure to be had between the two.

*starts slow clap*
Now, on the list of things that are not OK, that was really not OK.



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Playergamer

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #207 on: April 28, 2013, 10:13:24 pm »

Lol, I have a sigtext, but I haven't even linked it yet.
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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

My sigtext

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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #209 on: May 08, 2013, 08:26:17 pm »

And now I have a sigpost.

You are... The Grand Bishop!
By controlling time, Grand Bishops can change and reverse the course of events and defeat opponents that no other class could ever dream of defeating.

I am pretty sure I had meant to remove that lever and forgot to.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The forgotten beasts in the cavarns are starting to become a problem, though. I'm getting jumped by so many kaiju that I'm considering calling Ultraman and Godzilla to see if they want to team up.

Dear Urist McStockpileDrone

I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If this was some sort of joke, mission accomplished. If not, please seek professional pyciatric help, and possibly a new line of work.

Signed,
Your Very Confused Overseer,
Joben

Some say the world ends with a giant meteor hitting the earth, some say it ends in a nuclear war, but no in reality it ends with Bay 12.

In the future, Bay12ers will know this as:

The Great Sig Incident!

Time to spread this the only way I know how.
BY SIGGING IT.

Hardly the worst derail Murdermachines has experienced.
America!
Canada!
America!
Canada!
Alaska!
...
APPLE!

Initial results on the Secret Project were very promising, until it somehow resulted in infinitely-multiplying decapitated heads.

Write bird a formal invitation to join me in a major ass-kicking.

[2]

Dear bird,
I want you to kill shit.
Signed, snake monster.


Yeah, nah.

Actually, is it possible Terry is trying to save us from ourselves?

HA! HAHAHAHA! Hahaha... ehehe... hoo.

No.


"I wassss drunk! What did you expect?"

Make a better body for him.


[6]

He's talking while you assimilate stuff.
"You toppled a South American regime! And then killed the new leader by kicking him into a plane turbine!"

"He was a traitor and a scoundrel."

"He was trying to stop you pushing other people into a plane turbine."

"Done! It's a meat dragon!"

"... You're still drunk, aren't you?"

That dev log almost turned this Monday into something as awesome as a Friday.

I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment.  Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge.  Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be.  Drink for Arnok!

Legal age limits...
We want you to drink, not get laid.

"A release is never late, nor is it early; it arrives precisely when I mean it to."
       --Definitely not ToadyOne

Uhh.... Is it the Hindenburg flying around Tentacle Thor? 10/10!

Actually, you can use wine as a weapon now. You can drink it too!
Very dwarven.

I love how you see drinking as a secondary usage of wine.

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But no, you were afraid of getting some feminism on your two-dollar fedora and had to hide inside a godsforsaken dictionary.
For the record, it's a Trilby and it cost 10$
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