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My Name is Immaterial

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #210 on: April 17, 2013, 12:11:03 pm »

I think I will start one of these up.
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My contact info:
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werty892

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #211 on: April 17, 2013, 12:20:47 pm »

Might as well.

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To shit post is my real test
To spam is my cause!

I will comment every thread
regardless of content
To post the most on bay12
is my true intent!

Toonyman!
Oh, your going down!
In my post count you will drown!
Toonyman!
You know that its true
One day I will out post you!!!

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There's also the little fact of Freddie Mercury dying before Bieber was even a wayward Canadian spermlet.
And what about the people stabbed by drugs?
Does the methamphetamine sword go snicker snack?
Spoiler: The ultimate troll (click to show/hide)
North Korea launched some missiles today.
I now fear what B12 would become if we were to become a country.

We'd be some kind of technocratic anarchy (the most intelligent would rule, because they are the only ones that can manipulate people. Then, next day, they are deposed by the manipulated), science would be unbound by morals, human rights or red tape, and we would rapidly implode in a giant wave of dark magicks, science, and general fuckery.

Then Xantalos would travel through the portal created and take control of the earth, then we summon Toady to ban all of the peoples from the nation, and we all fall back to normal.

...

IA IA! TOADY FHTAGN!
Try to bread a race of super-dwarves.
WE SHALL COVER THE SUPER-DWARVES...WITH BREAD, THEN COOK THEM IN A DELICIOUS PASTY AND CONSUME THEM! ALL HAIL BREAD DWARVES!
Spoiler: Long but epic. (click to show/hide)
That explanation is boring.  I demand another.
Yeah. It's one of those older, big TVs, y'dig? And it's been hollowed out and filled with sedated crack babies.
As far as i know people don't keep genetically modified food in their TV's.
Apparently we've regressed in weapon technology back to bashing two rocks together to create a nuclear fission chain reaction.
Traitoring is like sex as described by comedians.
Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.
*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*
*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.
What makes it a he? I heard troll women enjoy dwarf "parties" a lot, and oddly, many troll children grow beards and are lacking in height.
*The troll child Urist Nim was born*
Someone needs to mod this in now!
Once I would of found this strange. Then I found DF.
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What if we are the ice cream. A highly advanced ice cream related lifeform that through the invention of ice cream at the current date will prevent it from evolving into a sentient being which will be thus unable to travel back in time and take control of a THOWN. Have you considered this?
Spoiler: Sig Fight Club (click to show/hide)
The first rule of sig fight club, is you don't talk about sig fight club.
So by the sounds of it, in this game, you play as Peter Molyneux.

To wit:
You go around, gathering enough belief, and when you get enough, you can make something flat and featureless.
Three hashtags for the Reddit kings under the sky
Seven for the Tumblrs in their halls of text
Nine for mortal Twitters doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne
In the land of 4chan, where the shadows lie
One hashtag to rule them all, one hashtag to find them
One hashtag to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of 4chan, where the shadows lie.
Spoiler: Lords of The Internet. (click to show/hide)
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Onyxjew944

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #212 on: April 21, 2013, 04:18:26 pm »

Let's do this.

Everything turns into TF2 after a while. Give it time, it'll become DF as well, and we'll have Ubercharged axelords surfing magma floods into hordes of scouts or something.
I'm unspeakably disappointed. A dwarven fortress has discovered a sentient creature made out of mushrooms, and no one has proposed brewing him?
I would like to point out that in the last spoiler..... he stabbed the troll with a sword...... in the eye.... from behind.
Amazingly they breed faster than I can get them killed!
WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO GROW HANDS ON MY TEETH, THEN, WON'T I???
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If you haven't yet lost the ability to ask, you may not yet ask for relief.
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If you strangle him now, you could have twice the current organs. You never know when you might need extra organs.
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Ah, it is often said the road to hell is paved with old people.
"If you can't build a tower upon a sheer cliff face over which you may throw precisely one hundred and fifty-two kittens and seven stalwart dwarves to their explosive doom some fifty stories below, then brother, your game ain't much of a sandbox, is it?"
'Did that guy just get his head ripped off by a sock?'
Babies don't bounce, however when dropped from high enough parts of it do.
Ever see a dog forced through a fortification before?  I have. (at least it's parts were)
The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?
You misspelled 'hilarious'
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You know, it's amazing how easily any hardened character - adventurer or otherwise - will believe the little girl is stupid just because she speaks with a lisp and dangles her legs off the stool...even when she looks human/elven and is speaking infernal flawlessly except for the lisp.
Unintended Consequences. Sometimes friendly fire turns your organs into pudding, sometimes a crazy girl falls for your mutilated corpse. Life's crazy like that.
"Hey Steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
>99 ways to get a girl
1. Flowers
...
57.Chloroform
...
99. More Chloroform.
We're trying to con a shopkeeper into giving us infinite gold via repeated self mutilation that turns bodily fluids into weapons so we have the capability to inflict more self mutilation.

Capitalism!
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I always lock up my conspiracy basement when I have to take post-epiphany walks.
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"That's why the villains always lose, they're blinded by their own prejudices and killing their own minions. If I had minions, I'd treat them right. Well, I mean, I'd work them like slaves, I wouldn't pay them, and I'd feed them only enough to keep them from starving to death—it's just efficient—but aside from that, I'd treat them right. Oh, and if I can find some way to keep them working without needing sleep, I'd use that, of course, but honestly.
You have Fourier transformations. Why would you need a girlfriend?
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"Once you get shocked enough times, everything around you starts moving real slowly!"
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Do they see if they can remove someone's bitterness and jealousy, and if not, THEN decides to unleash the rainbow buttsex laser?
Quote from: Kilowatt Hour
"Don't scare us like that! I thought that thing knocked you out."
"Come on, now.  It was only moving forty of fifty miles an hour.  I was going at least twice that, and I run into stuff all the time at that speed."
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"You speak Orc. What are they shouting?"
"Errr...death to the pinkskins...their blood will wash the earth...liberty to the feathered ones...whose clucking pleases Gruumsh."
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Rodie: "Excellent, all the mind-controlled barmaids are in place... now, FORNICATE. FORNICATE FOR MY AMUSEMENT."
Pat: "Oh man, God's not gonna be happy about this..."
Rodie: "Fuck you! God knows this is AWESOME."
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Oh yay, magical sorting hat! It's so whimsical and wonderf- MY VERY ESSENCE IS BEING VIOLATED
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The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it.
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He gets tried and perforated as an adult.
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“That memory: that is the beginning of the end of the world.  Ultimately, Fluttershy killed us all.
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Human: Hey elf, you look like a girl.
Elf: To a human, everything must look like a girl.
Human: What?
Elf: Half-orcs, half-ogres...
Human: ... shut up.
Dwarf: Half-dragons, half-kobolds.
Human: I said shut up!
Elf: ...
Dwarf: ...
Human: ...
Elf: Centaurs.
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They don't see you so much as they see a collection of arteries that could potentially be squirting blood.
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If something seemed simple, that was because someone, somewhere, was taking advantage of someone else. And if the situation seemed to benefit you, then the odds were good it was you that was being taken advantage of.
A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol powered beard.
You head down to Tijuana and buy a panda  from one of the many back alley panda dealers that infest mexico's streets. He tells you "eeet is good panda, homes. Real pure. Not cut with polar bear or shit, yeah? Grade A fucking panda right there." You smuggle the panda back across the border, and then strangle it with a World Wildlife Fund T-shirt.
I think you guys committed suicide via 7 year old. Admittedly, you committed suicide via ordering a god-blood infused 7 year old in power armor to punch you in the face, so you committed suicide in about the most metal, outrageous way possible.

Thats a thing.

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I shall be ready! My head is full of disturbing but useful information. And all it cost me was my peace of mind and sanity. A bargain!
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They told me to aim higher, so we dug deeper.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #213 on: April 25, 2013, 03:37:45 pm »

I WON MURDERMACHINES. I KILLED TERRY.
I just noticed the update above, holy shit.

You just forced the abomination that haunted us for ages now to step into a room where it was to be stabbed to death, therefore freeing Talonis from the certain domestic violence and/or rape that was sure to be had between the two.

*starts slow clap*
Now, on the list of things that are not OK, that was really not OK.



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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #214 on: April 28, 2013, 10:13:24 pm »

Lol, I have a sigtext, but I haven't even linked it yet.
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Ya fuckin' wanker.   

My sigtext

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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #216 on: May 08, 2013, 08:26:17 pm »

And now I have a sigpost.

You are... The Grand Bishop!
By controlling time, Grand Bishops can change and reverse the course of events and defeat opponents that no other class could ever dream of defeating.

I am pretty sure I had meant to remove that lever and forgot to.
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The forgotten beasts in the cavarns are starting to become a problem, though. I'm getting jumped by so many kaiju that I'm considering calling Ultraman and Godzilla to see if they want to team up.

Dear Urist McStockpileDrone

I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If this was some sort of joke, mission accomplished. If not, please seek professional pyciatric help, and possibly a new line of work.

Signed,
Your Very Confused Overseer,
Joben

Some say the world ends with a giant meteor hitting the earth, some say it ends in a nuclear war, but no in reality it ends with Bay 12.

In the future, Bay12ers will know this as:

The Great Sig Incident!

Time to spread this the only way I know how.
BY SIGGING IT.

Hardly the worst derail Murdermachines has experienced.
America!
Canada!
America!
Canada!
Alaska!
...
APPLE!

Initial results on the Secret Project were very promising, until it somehow resulted in infinitely-multiplying decapitated heads.

Write bird a formal invitation to join me in a major ass-kicking.

[2]

Dear bird,
I want you to kill shit.
Signed, snake monster.


Yeah, nah.

Actually, is it possible Terry is trying to save us from ourselves?

HA! HAHAHAHA! Hahaha... ehehe... hoo.

No.


"I wassss drunk! What did you expect?"

Make a better body for him.


[6]

He's talking while you assimilate stuff.
"You toppled a South American regime! And then killed the new leader by kicking him into a plane turbine!"

"He was a traitor and a scoundrel."

"He was trying to stop you pushing other people into a plane turbine."

"Done! It's a meat dragon!"

"... You're still drunk, aren't you?"

That dev log almost turned this Monday into something as awesome as a Friday.

I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment.  Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge.  Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be.  Drink for Arnok!

Legal age limits...
We want you to drink, not get laid.

"A release is never late, nor is it early; it arrives precisely when I mean it to."
       --Definitely not ToadyOne

Uhh.... Is it the Hindenburg flying around Tentacle Thor? 10/10!

Actually, you can use wine as a weapon now. You can drink it too!
Very dwarven.

I love how you see drinking as a secondary usage of wine.

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But no, you were afraid of getting some feminism on your two-dollar fedora and had to hide inside a godsforsaken dictionary.
For the record, it's a Trilby and it cost 10$
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #217 on: May 09, 2013, 09:27:10 pm »

Do you think it's going to be easier or harder to convince people to follow us when our existence becomes common knowledge?

At very least we could get Bay12 by having me create dwarves.  And elves for them to kill.

Edit: Actually, using this logic we could convince any high fantasy fans/roleplayers/etc. to follow us.

And so the Chosen Ones marched onward toward the country's capital, a terrifying force of ten thousand veteran LARPers now under their command...

Anyone else want to perform a personalitectomy on Zanzetkuken?

I'm going to sig this as well.
Challenge Accepted

Quick, mastahcheese! You have to update before this topic derails into the ocean! Or, well, at least before we end up hitting another continent.

What is this continent you speak of?  We are in interstellar space.
Does that make us a space train?
OOO OOO Even better, are we now a Crazy Train? :P

And what do we send in as an excuse to his school?  "I'm sorry Grate couldn't attend, he was busy assaulting Olympus and stealing all their wives?"

As I have just eaten a donut I feel that I have acquired a small amount of temporary expertise on the subject - a thinning in the metaphorical membrane separating man- and donut-kind.

Toady Forty-Two: Who was working on the temperature updates?
Toady Three, Toady Nineteen, Toady Twenty-Five, Toady Thirty, Toady Thirty-Four, Toady Forty-Four, Toady Sixty-One: (in unison) I am!
Toady Forty-Two: *facepalm*

It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.

Old Wolfenstein:  Order new blood.

*comets sudoku*
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
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<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #218 on: May 15, 2013, 08:47:43 pm »

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What is Scamps doing right now?
He is stealing a lazy boy chair from somebody and licking his paw.
Dwarf Fortress has no learning curve, it has a gallows.
CHAOS METER:
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You know, I really fear for the future sometimes. Dwarf Fortress has bred this culture, and has amassed this conglomerate of individuals with this certain set of morals, or, more appropriately to say, this certain lack of moral character; and Dwarf Fortress has put us all here, in this one place where we can mingle and bond. It's scary. We're all sociopaths. We're all sociopaths who partake in some sort of devilish death worship and that's not even the worst part, since sociopaths are everywhere. The worst part is that we're all sociopaths and we're here in one place and we enable each other, enable ourselves and our peers, and that turns us into even bigger sociopaths. Does anybody remember a time when you treated your dwarves as if they were more than just pieces of meat? Think back to your very first fort. Now think about your current fort. It's a subtle yet profound change of style - back then you cared about each and every dwarf, giving them big rooms and everything they needed and you made sure they didn't die at all costs. Now death is an inevitability. Dwarf Fortress does not have players. It has sociopaths. And I fear for the future. I fear for the future because someday, we're going to be the ones at the helm. Just think if the next world leaders run their countries like how they play their forts. It's a scary thought. Truly maddening.
I started with a simple premise, a small scale battle between two colors.
Now I have a battle between starships, dragons, and gods, some fighting for creation, and some fighting for destruction.
How did this happen in the course of just two days?
I have no idea!
And this quote alone means the game deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame.
I don't think you can put it in there unless it's been active for at least a month, this thing died from over-post after 3 days.
Remember, kids. Initial Awesomeness management is important.
I did something.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Woo! Two down! I'm on fire!
*Shakes fist* Damn you mastahcheese!
If he played in a straightforward fashion, he just wouldn't be mastahcheese.
OH FUCK ITS THAT GUY



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Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #219 on: May 19, 2013, 09:31:54 pm »

I always just assumed drug dealers were generous folks with a bad sense of how to run a business based on the fact they always want to give me free stuff
If you're doing it wrong, you're doing Failomancy.
Ok, we all agree on this, so can we please stop arguing now? :P
NO! Argument, argument! Rhetoric argument argument! Example argument, point argument argument!
Odd?
Come Christmas, I will be Xanta Claws!
Female human responded to request to date positively.
I see our efforts to make inroads into the dolphin population have been a great success! Anything to expand the Bay12 community.
Caffeine Free Mountain Dew. Oxymorons have never been so delicious.
A neckbeard giant stumbles out of the bedroom, a cloud of cheeto dust follows, blinding everyone, his beard hair irritating simon's muscular pecs.
THE GREATEST HORROR OF ALL
Baby you're not too strange, but you're just quarky enough for me~
I just want to watch the world burn. Easier to do that if I give everyone matches.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #220 on: June 03, 2013, 11:31:07 pm »

Small as my sig is, I forsee it getting large, quick. Especially with quotes with this much Awesome Quotient.

The space between dungeon floors... could be Betweenford's brain. Which would tie into the whole "The Warrens are basically the Matrix and Betweenford is Agent Smith" theory.

Oh god, did you break the CHAR LIMIT for your SIGTEXT, GWG?

That would be cool, but I don't have a consistent weekly schedule for my life, so one for forum games might be reaching :P

Slog's on the chart because we completed his Romance Sidequest by making eye contact with him.

I mean, come ON guys.

Hell, I get four pages of players signing up for my games no matter what I drop and start, so that's not even a concern.

That awkward moment when you have to say that the compliment was directed to GWG...
For the record, I really like the guy, but it's so easy to intercept a compliment.

Quick, I need advice: what does flabort do?

He spins and spins and spins around, where he stops your face is gone.


Dammit, he just sigged the narrator. Well, now what? Who will keep us updated on the struggle?

This is like babies giving birth in the womb!
I'm not entirely sure which is worse, the fact that this analogy exists and how disturbing it is by its basis, or the fact that this isn't actually the first, nor even the second time I've heard it.

Debate over the physics of slade and gravity. Mostly gravity.
Just be thankful I'm not made of more slade than that, and therefore able to fall in negative time.

Wow, I got so unlucky, that it turned out good in the end.

It's like trying to make an explosion, and getting a black hole.

That thing has a higher cost for its ammunition that for one of his smaller ships in its entirety.

We have stared into the void, and it groped us, winked, and left a slip of paper on the table as it walked out, signalling for us to call it.

Goddammit stop twisting my words!

Well it's a thread that was never designed to be active, so it's kinda prone to slowness.
THAT JUST MEANS YOU AREN'T SIGGING HARD ENOUGH!

Stealing from other peoples' sigs? That's low. Real low.

that should be 'native' not 'naive'  Damn you, autocorrect!
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GWGAS, Pt. II: The Sig Wars
« Reply #221 on: June 04, 2013, 03:54:11 pm »

I should have forseen this day...actually, I did. I just did nothing about it.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #222 on: June 04, 2013, 03:59:59 pm »

Oh god, did you break the CHAR LIMIT for your SIGTEXT, GWG?

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« Reply #223 on: June 04, 2013, 04:00:47 pm »

Oh god, did you break the CHAR LIMIT for your SIGTEXT, GWG?
I'm nearing that limit.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #224 on: June 04, 2013, 10:56:03 pm »

Oh god, did you break the CHAR LIMIT for your SIGTEXT, GWG?
Speaking of sig text, this is sig worthy.
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