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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1590 on: January 27, 2011, 02:15:45 pm »
The coati brute Githu Hatewicked the Spidery Fiend of Spiders.  :o :P
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1591 on: January 28, 2011, 11:22:23 am »
"Bendi Stuckquest"

Stuck quest? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Then it turned out he was from the town of Campsnuggles.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1592 on: January 28, 2011, 07:10:09 pm »
For me it must be when my explorer Urist McAxedwarf was walking calmly to a cute little hamlet when he heard a gutural bark Stinkus! before been ambushed by the full might of three kobold wrestlers!
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« Reply #1593 on: January 28, 2011, 08:51:50 pm »
Xugot Creamsoothed.

That is all that needs to be said.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1594 on: January 29, 2011, 02:58:01 am »
Inod Skullanvils, Bone Doctor!

She has a high squeaky voice. ???

"Well helloo there! I'm Spartacus Dr. Skullanvils, and how are yoou today?"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1595 on: January 30, 2011, 11:29:49 am »
I was sent on a quest to kill a night creature called Something Drinkspecials, which I believe was some kind of evil bartender.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1596 on: January 30, 2011, 12:36:39 pm »
Quote from: Slade Beds on January 30, 2011, 11:29:49 am
I was sent on a quest to kill a night creature called Something Drinkspecials, which I believe was some kind of evil bartender.

Or possibly a relative of Master Shake*...

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« Reply #1597 on: January 30, 2011, 01:44:38 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on January 30, 2011, 12:36:39 pm
Quote from: Slade Beds on January 30, 2011, 11:29:49 am
I was sent on a quest to kill a night creature called Something Drinkspecials, which I believe was some kind of evil bartender.

Or possibly a relative of Master Shake*...

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Grand Master Milkblend?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1598 on: January 31, 2011, 05:37:15 pm »


TWINKLINGCLOSET. I also stumbled upon this one:



Though i'm not sure if that's a name, or the direct vocalization of a night beast ramming its fist down its own throat. Oh, and i also ran into a group of brigands...



After which i was jumped by a gang of horses. Well, i spawned near a heard of hostile horses, which tried running away, so i assumed they were the Hazy Balls, and promptly beat one of them to death with twin rhesus macaque corpses. But seriously, Hazy Balls?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1599 on: January 31, 2011, 05:53:25 pm »
Balls that have been hazed.
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« Reply #1600 on: January 31, 2011, 06:02:23 pm »
Quote from: Urist McCheeseMaker on January 31, 2011, 05:53:25 pm
Balls that have been hazed.
I bet the hazing involved one on one wrestling of a tentacle demon.
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Quote from: jaxy15 on June 03, 2011, 05:26:43 am
What a tiny roc. I guess I could call it a pebbl.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1601 on: January 31, 2011, 10:28:32 pm »
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That wasn't technically a miscarriage, but the doctors didn't have a concise term for "gave birth and immediately baptized the baby in liquid fire."
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« Reply #1602 on: February 01, 2011, 01:21:24 pm »
i just recently was asked to find my way into THE ARTIFICIAL HELL (dun dun dun DUUUNN)! and slay great beast that makes a whole fortress shiver in fear... a troll -.-'
god those trolls are spoiling everything

for a moment there i thought that perhaps, finally ive found gates to hell... meh, you never know, perhaps that troll is gate keeper. or a gardener. what ever.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1603 on: February 01, 2011, 09:14:58 pm »


There's a town called 'Pasttimefights'
The outlaw's name is Threepranks
Also theres a slush demon  :o

This is only my first adventurer  :D
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1604 on: February 02, 2011, 03:20:48 am »
Recently gen'd a new world. There's a dorf civ called The Mountain of Papers. Who knew the little guys were so bureaucratic?
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Quote from: Biag on June 12, 2010, 02:09:21 am
That wasn't technically a miscarriage, but the doctors didn't have a concise term for "gave birth and immediately baptized the baby in liquid fire."
Quote from: Zrk2 on November 29, 2010, 08:44:15 am
Dwarf Fortress: Killing people so you can draft their dogs into the army.
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