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[Iapetus]

The overlord stands before you.
Loli Legunato, overlord: I am Loli Daubnail!

[sinister agent]

Mill Murdercake

"Every day is my birthday, and the presents are your ORGANS!"

That's terrific!

[noah22223]

I just got an artifact platinum warhammer by the name of PrideUnited. Guess he likes the way im running the place!

[NewSheoth]

The Forest of Skirts, a conifer forest. The conifer part makes it funnier, considering the tiles used to represent them. Pity it wasn't The Forest of Umbrellas though.

The Frost of Hell. Now we just need the Pigs of Flying.

Not far from there, The Still Glittery Hills. They're near a large elven civ, so I guess they pass there frequently, hence still being glittery.

The Hills of Death, funny for being decidedly non-evil and surrounded by an evil sea called 'The Sea of Eels'. Eels, my god.

A night creature cave called The Dead of Night. More 'accidental actual phrase' than 'funny', but still.

[Dizzard]

I downloaded the game today.

I'm currently seeking out the capital of Moistenedgrip.

[ShoesandHats]

Yesterday I got a guy named So-and-so Whitewet.

I don't entirely know why the RNG is being so dirty.

[nogoodnames]

I just found a peasant whose sisters had been attacked by a grizzly bear, with one of them getting killed while the other escaped. The grizzly was named Fel Grizzlydevious.

[RayesKotrora]

I just found a peasant whose sisters had been attacked by a grizzly bear, with one of them getting killed while the other escaped. The grizzly was named Fel Grizzlydevious.

Must have been one devious Grizzly.

See what I did there?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think you did.

[Cannabust]

Mill Murdercake

"Every day is my birthday, and the presents are your ORGANS!"

That's terrific!

for further terrific, i am playing him using a fork and knife in hand, thank armok that his dodge is so high or i think he would've been a goner by now.

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

I came to a town named Sunnymuffins

Although, all was not Sunny in Sunnymuffins.

When I went into the fort to speak with the lady, I noticed an injured child. An eleven year old with his leg torn off by a Cyclops. D:

[Vorthon]

I came to a town named Sunnymuffins

Although, all was not Sunny in Sunnymuffins.

When I went into the fort to speak with the lady, I noticed an injured child. An eleven year old with his leg torn off by a Cyclops. D:

I once ran into a small child (She was six, iirc), who lost an eye to a night creature.

[ImBocaire]

"You will remember The Unnameable Anuses when we're done with you!"

Best part? They were peaceful, it turned out. I guess that wasn't so much a threat as a reassurance? Anyway, with a name like that, I don't think they have to worry.

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

"You will remember The Unnameable Anuses when we're done with you!"

A bunch of assholes that couldn't think of a name for themselves?

[Angel Of Death]

"You will remember The Unnameable Anuses when we're done with you!"

A bunch of assholes that couldn't think of a name for themselves?

Nah, their previous names were just so shit that they flushed them.

[Eric Blank]

Dear god don't continue with this line of puns...

Anyway;
Are Lashgirls the dark monster wife.

I'm not sure if I want to go fight her or not...