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Author Topic: Funniest Names  (Read 768076 times)

Angel Of Death

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2055 on: October 04, 2011, 04:14:42 am »

"I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass..."

"And i'm all out of ass"
That reminds me of my old text below my avatar.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2056 on: October 04, 2011, 05:48:25 am »

Maybe....
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2057 on: October 06, 2011, 02:53:32 pm »

Just died and checked my name...

"Unbeh Applesheals The Balls Of Steel"

I Rofled

So.Fucking.Hard.

Got any Screenshots? Cause if that is true, it'd be quite badass...
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2058 on: October 07, 2011, 03:27:31 pm »

mine was kick a** no joke
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2059 on: October 07, 2011, 03:58:01 pm »

mine was kick a** no joke
Woah!  That's awesome!  I didn't know you could get 'no' as part of your name! [/sarcasm]
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2060 on: October 07, 2011, 07:34:57 pm »

I showed my friends this game and they couldnt wrap their head around it, but after my guy was named "nutsmurdered" he decided he would at least mess around with the random name generator before he died horribly.

He got the name

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2061 on: October 08, 2011, 07:30:24 pm »

A goblin invader named "Song Dreadfulsucked".
I like to think goblins just name their babies after whatever they're thinking about at the moment of birth, and this one was born at a concert.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2062 on: October 08, 2011, 10:56:18 pm »

Amost Chaosstaff, my... farmer. The two militiadwarves are called Rockseast and Banddoors.

Oh, of course the dwarves with unmanly professions get incredibly awesome names. But the hammerdwarves? Nooooo.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2063 on: October 09, 2011, 01:04:17 am »

Perhaps Song's mother was among a siege that visited your two little rockstars *snicker*
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2064 on: October 09, 2011, 02:15:09 am »

Had a dwarf called 'Gumbo' Meatsacks. He was the resident butcher.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2065 on: October 09, 2011, 09:22:57 am »

"Tell them it was the Confused Palms, if you live!"

I also now have a quest to go to a place called "SpongeJails", and kill the outlaw named Oku "Squidfuture". I just instantly thought of Spongebob and laughed.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2066 on: October 13, 2011, 10:37:34 am »

"Unbeh Applesheals The Balls Of Steel"

That sounds a lot cooler than "Steelnuts" which I got.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2067 on: October 13, 2011, 08:42:38 pm »

My new embark is called "Clutchbust". All but one of the starting seven is male... I suppose they've been a bit deprived of certain essential needs lately on the ride over here.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2068 on: October 14, 2011, 10:18:16 am »

My last adventurer was named (firstname) Brainproblems. 

Also:

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2069 on: October 15, 2011, 10:12:34 am »

I have a Tonguetakes the Sweet Juice
It is listed as a lair. *shiver*
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