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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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Total Members Voted: 50

[javierpwn]

Technically, there is always that surefire way to escape any situation unscathed.....
^{Switching our Narrative control to Rilitia}

[Dariush]

THROW EXCLAMATION MARKS AT SENTRY

+1

First change title back to Dwarven, though.

Yep, this too.

[freeformschooler]

Technically, there is always that surefire way to escape any situation unscathed.....
^{Switching our Narrative control to Rilitia}

c:<

[miauw62]

THROW EXCLAMATION MARKS AT SENTRY

+1

First change title back to Dwarven, though.

Yep, this too.

+1

-1 to changing perspective.

[javierpwn]

Technically, there is always that surefire way to escape any situation unscathed.....
^{Switching our Narrative control to Rilitia}

c:<

See! He made the situation as terrible as possible to force us to switch Narrative! I say Nay to your ideas FFS!

ACQUIRE HERO TOWER! SHOOT SHOTGUN AT SENTRY FROM ELEVATED HEIGHT OVER SMALL AND THIN WALL!
BTW, we should throw bombs at that thing. If it's what I think it is.....

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Beamos can't aim upwards!

[Toaster]

Oh, you.  You only hurt me because you love me.

ACQUIRE HERO TOWER! SHOOT SHOTGUN AT SENTRY FROM ELEVATED HEIGHT OVER SMALL AND THIN WALL!

+1 to this.



Actually, what does FFS consulting the Random Event Table mean for us?

[javierpwn]

It means he is looking for something interesting(possibly dangerous) to throw at us.

Hopefully he rolls once again for Yaos.

[Toaster]

That reminds me.  We should ask Proxxy sometime (let's change rooms first) if she knows who that blue-haired chick is.

EDIT-  No, YOU'RE silly.

[freeformschooler]

THROW EXCLAMATION MARKS AT SENTRY

+1

First change title back to Dwarven, though.

Yep, this too.

Oh, you.  You only hurt me because you love me.

ACQUIRE HERO TOWER! SHOOT SHOTGUN AT SENTRY FROM ELEVATED HEIGHT OVER SMALL AND THIN WALL!

+1 to this.

(Shenanigans: 10+2) Sadly, even with your title, 12 is still not quite enough Shenanigans to catch and weaponize floating text. You instead revert to the backup plan, pouncing on Goom-bess to elevate yourself.



The GM couldn't actually come up with any reason this plan wouldn't work, so you long-range attack the stationary Sentry until it collapses.  (Attack: 12-2 Position, 1+1) (Attack: 20! Crit! (1+1)*2) (Attack: 14-2 Position, 3+1) Look at that. Nice enough to even hide the failed rolls.

Now this is what you're talking about. Cheating, ho!

Spoiler: Party (click to show/hide)

[Dariush]

Huh, I hoped Goombess would get her head caved in. Oh well.

South.

[Toaster]

Anti-North it is.

Yay for shenanigans and abusing the system!  From her expression, I think Goom-bess has a reason this plan wouldn't work.  But hey, she's a mercenary, who cares, right?

[Furtuka]

She's a goomba. We're lucky she didn't take damage from that

[Toaster]

She's a goomba. We're lucky she didn't take damage from that

SHHHH.

[monk12]

Huzzah! We have defeated the bane of many an adventurer: the insidious chest-high wall!

Thank Goombess for letting us stand on her squishy, vulnerable goomba head. Proceed South.

[Xanmyral]

...Did we ever check the hat's menu? Do so.