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Should freshly entering mages be given +10/+10 worth of random essences?

Yes
- 19 (46.3%)
No
- 9 (22%)
It should be more than that
- 6 (14.6%)
It should be less than that
- 7 (17.1%)

Total Members Voted: 41


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Author Topic: Roll to Magic: Turn 268 The finish line  (Read 1193070 times)

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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4485 on: February 01, 2016, 07:22:19 pm »

"Hello everybody! I have an important announcement to make! I AM GOING TO GO ON A MURDER SPREE! Starting with sword guy and his minion! And his other minion! Then I am going to kill the bird-winged guy that's killing my ally! And his minions too! Then I'm going to kill someone else, just for fun! Actually, no. Demon summoner guy, get out of dodge. I'm going to do something absolutely horribly a bad idea."

Beast continues the beatdown. As for Old King Coal... quicktopic action.

((If my character could here that IC, he would find away to slay your character. (With Hepheastus's help, probably the old falling anvil trick)))
« Last Edit: February 01, 2016, 07:55:49 pm by star2wars3 »
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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4486 on: February 01, 2016, 07:31:59 pm »

((Wait, does FoU have two characters?))
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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4487 on: February 01, 2016, 07:36:08 pm »

Me and one velociraptor will continue the attack on the demon mage
The falcon and another velociraptor will attack the beast
The last velociraptor will attack the guy who just threatened to kill everyone
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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4488 on: February 01, 2016, 07:36:59 pm »

((Wait, does FoU have two characters?))

((...Sort of, I guess. He has Old King Coal, who is the normal character, plus Beast, who Old King Coal found in a cave and ended up recruiting as a minion.))
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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4489 on: February 01, 2016, 07:37:30 pm »

((Wait, does FoU have two characters?))
((...Sort of, I guess. He has Old King Coal, who is the normal character, plus Beast, who Old King Coal found in a cave and ended up recruiting as a minion.))
((Oh, okay.))
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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4490 on: February 01, 2016, 11:05:50 pm »

((Ok, I see. That's impressive. I bet the whole island must've quacked again when they pulled that one. But what's this about quick topic actions? I'm only up to page 38 (20 entries per page) of the archive.))

Chorkinaan swings his blade with a slight frown. Huh. Well, I suppose a weightless sword sounds better on paper than it does in your hand. I guess some modifications are in order.

Using a +1/+1 essence, Alter the physical properties of the sword to give it weight as if it were forged of iron, but not gravity. (In other words, it has inertia, but it doesn't fall.) Move center of mass close to the tip of the blade, so that its wielder's strength is magnified in the strike. (Like swinging around a half-empty bottle of soda)

Then give the shield a similar amount of inertia (without gravity) using the +1 pot essence.


If there's time after that, attempt to foil the would-be assassin north and west of here by attempting a sneak attack of my own on him.


((Just re-posting to say I've made a couple edits to this.))
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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4491 on: February 02, 2016, 01:45:27 am »

Nature is persistent. The mage will be found. Eventually.
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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4492 on: February 02, 2016, 07:51:28 am »

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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 66 Reverse fishing
« Reply #4493 on: February 02, 2016, 11:06:06 am »

((Everyone starts with 10 shards.))
((Actually, 5))
((I don't know how I failed to notice that. Excuse me while I commit sudoku.))
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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4494 on: February 02, 2016, 03:46:39 pm »

((In other news, 300 pages. Let us clap our hands for DG and his persistence with updating this game.))

((*clapping begins*))
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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4495 on: February 02, 2016, 04:02:10 pm »

((It is glorious!))

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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4496 on: February 02, 2016, 04:15:40 pm »

((It was inevitable.))

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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4497 on: February 02, 2016, 04:24:20 pm »

((Congrats))
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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4498 on: February 02, 2016, 04:35:43 pm »

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Re: Roll to Magic: Turn 140 The rain of fails and din of battle
« Reply #4499 on: February 02, 2016, 04:51:16 pm »

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