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"Bear Cavalry, onward!"
Ride FASTER around the room until I see Beirus and "Shatter(2) Bone" dammit!
Keep hiding. "Texas Mech (2) Self"
Beirus, from his hidden position, manages to summon in a mechanized cowboy duplicate of himself. It's very odd. It looks like something out of the country bear jamboree but human, and running around. All it seems to do is shout "YE-HAW" and give away his position.
Toaster, noticing the hootenanny, charges over and screams a spell at beirus. His words solidify into a brownish, bloody looking lump that streaks off across the empty grass field and catches beirus right in the legs. This causes a very unpleasant effect on beirus, namely his legs suddenly look like someone has run them over with a steam roller because they are comically broken in about 12 places. He collapses, screaming, to the ground.
Use the 'mutable' aspect of my sword to make it less phallic, and more practical.
Check how many turns I have before my mercury form wears off. If it wears off this turn, recast it.
Otherwise, cast "controlled(2) levitating mercury"
[1]
Your mutable blade does not behave well under your orders and instead of becoming a more reasonable weapon, it lashes out at you with great and terrible anger. You toss the bladed wang away as it spins and flops about, hacking into the walls and floor with turgid abandon.
Your remaining time is spent recasting your mercury spell to keep yourself all T-1000. That works, at least.
Try to track down my failed deflect ring. If I find it, wrap it in a strip of cloth from my shirt and stick it into my pocket.
If anyone attacks, me, say "sedative(2) sound," while covering my ears and humming. Otherwise, say "ring hide wearer." If the ring is successful, stick it in another pocket instead of putting it on. Using it now would be a waste of charges.
You head out to search for your missing ring
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but fail to even see the stairs down to the first level and go tumbling down.
[6]
You land at the bottom, completely unhurt but very dizzy. You try to stand up and instead fall back against a wall.
Say "Raptor inspired armor(2)". If successful, find someone and start punching. Otherwise cower. Try to stay away from anyone clearly inhuman.
Your armored velociraptor vanishes.
your attempt to summon up raptor inspired armor are....successful? You get what amounts to a Raptor fursuit made of kevlar...kevlar and latex.
Ahem.
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