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Author Topic: How did you last *own*?  (Read 1288187 times)

hector13

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5670 on: March 17, 2016, 08:43:02 pm »

"What's that, pony, the dirty Khajjit stole a ring from that vendor over there? Oh dear, how atrocious. Come with me criminal scum. I used to be an adventurer like you..."
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5671 on: March 17, 2016, 08:48:49 pm »

More like "...! A horse several hundred meters away witnessed a theft and telepathically relayed me the thief's deeds, name, appearance, and profession! Arrest them as soon as they step in the gates!"
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5672 on: March 18, 2016, 06:14:48 am »

One time I had a Skyrim guard attack me for no reason. My record with every hold is spotless, but a guard near the gate just started chopping the shit out of me for no reason. He let off once I depleted most of his health, but still.

There was also the time that I Fus Roh Dah'd Irileth and Balgruuf off the wall during the battle of Whiterun, reloaded a prior save and they remembered.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5673 on: March 18, 2016, 06:40:18 am »

You did Fus Roh Dah'd them off a wall, though.

FOOSRODAH was my favorite thing about the game. It was pretty boring and felt empty. The main plot is also really short and insubstantial.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5674 on: March 18, 2016, 04:43:38 pm »

Maybe they're Dragonborn too? If I recall, save-scumming is supposed to be an ability of dragon(born)s, being the children of Akatosh(the god of time).
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5675 on: March 18, 2016, 05:17:25 pm »

I like to call being a cheater and turning on Godmode so I don't die yet again when I'm clearly outmatched the "blessing of Akatosh", which my friend actually suggested.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5676 on: March 18, 2016, 06:21:40 pm »

Maybe they're Dragonborn too? If I recall, save-scumming is supposed to be an ability of dragon(born)s, being the children of Akatosh(the god of time).
...Saves and loads being a story mechanic is actually good writing. Damn, Bethesda.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5677 on: March 18, 2016, 06:29:13 pm »

Says the guy with an undertale avatar.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5678 on: March 18, 2016, 06:30:17 pm »

What can I say? Gameplay mechanics being worked into the story make me smile.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5679 on: March 18, 2016, 06:54:27 pm »

Bethesda wasn't the first to do it.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5680 on: March 18, 2016, 08:19:08 pm »

I wish Elder Scrolls would have a realistic justice system instead of hyper-aware hive-minded photographic-memory terminators patrolling the streets.

Ruins the city immersion for me. That and the 12-20 people living in a major city. They solved it with Fallout 4 by making nameless residents wander about. Hopefully that becomes a regular thing.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5681 on: March 18, 2016, 08:34:10 pm »

In career mode, I'm currently 12-0 with 11 knockouts (and one referee stoppage.) One of my KOs took 17 seconds. UFC 2.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5682 on: March 18, 2016, 09:13:44 pm »

Rescued a princess. No big deal, just the kind of thing I do in my spare time.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5683 on: March 18, 2016, 09:42:17 pm »

Stereotypes are bad, Tawarochir. How is the princess supposed to produce heirs for them to kill if she's kidnapped, osmosis?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5684 on: March 19, 2016, 02:18:45 am »

Maybe they're Dragonborn too? If I recall, save-scumming is supposed to be an ability of dragon(born)s, being the children of Akatosh(the god of time).
...Saves and loads being a story mechanic is actually good writing. Damn, Bethesda.
Actually, savescumming is part of the secret of CHIM, not of being Dragonborn. A series of books in Morrowind has subtle references to how Vivec abuses the fact that he's in a work of fiction to his advantage, leaving his companion Nerevar (who would later reincarnate as the player character) befuddled.
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