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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5888156 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51690 on: June 14, 2014, 07:27:31 pm »

Performance anxiety is a bitch.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51691 on: June 14, 2014, 07:40:56 pm »

Performance anxiety is a bitch.
Pretty much yeah.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51692 on: June 14, 2014, 08:37:02 pm »

Please do not quote, and NSFW

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51693 on: June 14, 2014, 08:39:23 pm »

Is "it" what I am thinking of?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51694 on: June 14, 2014, 08:40:31 pm »

... I hate my job so much.   :'( Do not go to law school.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2014, 08:43:25 pm by Truean »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51695 on: June 14, 2014, 08:43:53 pm »

S'pretty obvious it's what you're thinking it is, Obj. And yeah, True, if it makes you feel any better you're pretty much the reason I've firmly rebuffed every attempt by family to get me into the law business. Not touching with six foot pole.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51696 on: June 14, 2014, 09:28:11 pm »

On a different note:  goddamn Truean, I haven't seen you post in forever.  It's nice to see you again... in whatever abstract sense reading a post from you on a forum can constitute "seeing" you :P

*glances at post history*... but it looks like you've been back for a couple weeks, and I've just been missing it.  I've been far less active over the past year, myself, but still here.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51697 on: June 14, 2014, 09:58:21 pm »

[hugs] I missed you too salmon.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51698 on: June 14, 2014, 10:14:12 pm »

[hugs] I missed you too salmon.

*hugs*!!!

Not much else to say.  Looks like we're both still plugging away day to day at crappy jobs and that's life as always.  Mine's been getting better, though.  Doesn't look like yours has.  I seriously look forward to the day you announce you've found something better.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51699 on: June 14, 2014, 10:49:08 pm »

The only wrong ways to eat cereal involve catheters. You're fine.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51700 on: June 14, 2014, 10:53:26 pm »

So, I was eating some cereal as a night snack.
It was lucky charms. And I have this habit of eating all the brown little things before eating marshmallows, so I can have the last few spoonfuls be nothing but marshmallow.
Dad noticed me looking inside my cup as I ate.
"Stop looking at that and look at the movie. You know, I don't like what you're doing. Nobody looks at their food while they eat. That kind of thing tells me something's wrong with your mind."

I... What?
Sincerely, what?
So, you're telling me because I don't eat cereal the right way I have some sort of mental problem?
If you've told him about Bay12, he was already inclined to think you had a mental disorder. :P

I also look into my cereal when I eat it. :D You're not the only one!
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« Reply #51701 on: June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm »

I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51702 on: June 14, 2014, 10:59:57 pm »

Gotta keep an eye out for mummified cockroaches. Or hideously deformed cereal bits which resemble cockroaches.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51703 on: June 14, 2014, 11:00:45 pm »

Meanings you can never find and bugs.

I don't know about the rest of you, but it took me one bite into something I really rather wouldn't have to start paying attention to wtf I was putting in my mouth before putting it in. People who don't look at their food are asking to become unintentional insectivores.

As I was ninja'd, yes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51704 on: June 14, 2014, 11:01:12 pm »

I always look at my food when I eat. Mostly because there isn't really anything else to look at at the table.

That and it keeps me from looking at the people I'm eating with, since I'm disgusting when I eat.
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