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[Parsely]

Google it.

[Orange Wizard]

You won't be disappointed.

[Tawa]

What in the sweet fuck is Old Man Henderson?

You've missed out on life until today, KosS.

MUCKLED DARMED CULT! 'ERE EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN?!?!

[KingofstarrySkies]

I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.

[Tawa]

I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.

This is going into another part of this thread.

[hops]

* Objective sticks lightbulbs on KoSS

[TheFlame52]

I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.

ME TOO AND IT WAS GLORIOUS

[flabort]

I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.

ME TOO AND IT WAS GLORIOUS

And for all the as-of-yet unenlightened, a link.

Seriously, it remains awesome every time I reread it.

[Elephant Parade]

This has gone from being about killing a dragon on a tower to having hitmen sent after you by inkeepers. Good job, guys.

Darn it, I just noticed that typo.

[Arcvasti]

My wealth of good sig ideas has exceeded a certain amount in quantity. It was inevitable.

Spoiler: On myself (click to show/hide)

Arcvasti

They are a hypothetical worshiper of YHWH

They are a citizen of Canadia.

Arcvasti likes grammar, stable time loops, animus of good quality, majyks, cats for their awesome, kobolds for their adaptability, Bay12 for its shenanigans, Wheels for their unendingness, and shoggoths for their eerie whistling and vigorous pseudopods.

They have an excellent memory and a good analytical sense but poor focus and social awareness.

A robed, eldritch looking amphibian prone to excited bubbling and vibrations.

Skills:

Novice Modder[Rusty]
Competent Programmer
Skilled Liar
Expert Reader
Dabbling Judge of Intent[Rusty]
Competent Comedian
Proficient Typer
Adequate Conversationalist
Dabbling Flatterer[Rusty]
Adequate Negotiator
Dabbling Swimmer[V Rusty]
Skilled Writer[Rusty]
Proficient Student
Competent Concentration
Dabbling Clothier
Dabbling Beekeeper
Dabbling Animal Caretaker
Dabbling Cook

[Arcvasti] isn't a stick in the mud, they're the whole fucking tree

[Arcvasti] is the undisputed master of the vigorous jazz hands.

[Arcvasti] confirmed for more Catholic then the Pope

The only emotions I've seen you express are joy, neutrality and smugness

Spoiler: Quotes from not-Bay12 (click to show/hide)

If the optimist says the glass is half full, and the pessimist says the glass is half empty, the physicist ducks

Man has earned his right to hold this planet against all comers by occasionally producing some totally batshit insane.

Each life makes its own imitation of immortality.

Doing things ironically is a very slippery slope.

Spoiler: Quotes from Bay12 (click to show/hide)

Oh, Dorf!Arcvasti gave the natural order of things a giant fucking middle finger and nonzombie revived a species.

"I will spear your quote pyramids because they are unhealthy for browsers."

Spoiler: Succession/Community forts or DF mods I wish to promote (click to show/hide)

Mods:

☼MASTERWORK☼ Dwarf Fortress

Fallout Equestria: Under new management!

Fortbent
[Note: Pretty much anything Putnam's ever made is awesome, but this mod is golden]

Forts:

☼Cobaltpacked II☼: A 5.09 Community/Tutorial Kobold Fortress[[In]Active]

^Yeah, this one's dead. Sorry.

Nomekast: Come for the awesome setting, stay for the epic interspecies drama!

^Sadly, this one has ended. Still a great read.

CharmCrafted: Citadel of Mechanisms: Now rebooting!

^Honestly, this one's probably slain now too. Oops.

[monk12]

EDIT: WAIT FRIG I HIT QUOTE INSTEAD OF MODIFY

[Phantom of The Library]

Oh hey, I've been meaning to make a spot here for a while.

[KingofstarrySkies]

IT BEGINS

That which is on the internet may never truly die.

So cancer is like a baby . . .

no dufe you got itn all WRONG
you need too take the logic and... flip it turnfways

Beer, sunshine and black metal. This hangover is getting more bearable by the minute. ^_^

Sure every bullet has someone's name on it but 20 kilos of ANFO is more 'To whom it may concern'

Boobsmush, the sound?

give it time
WANKERS

[pisskop]

*

[killerhellhound]

In case you can't tell, I've decided to switch on my insaneish persona for this thing.

Wait, you can switch that thing off?

I have multiple flavors of crazy and non.

All right, next battle will be between the time lord and the mantle serpent.

Good night.

Install boombox with external speakers and radio transmitter on space gimp suit.

Seriously people. SPACE. EXTERNAL SPEAKERS. SPACE. FUCKING SPACE. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT PHYSICS TO UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THAT IS? SOUND. DOESN'T. WORK. IN. SPACE. I mean SURE this is a universe (and alternate universe) where space dragons exist, fleece robots are possible and other such nonsense, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT SOUND IN SPACE. Mostly because I don't want Eurodance to become TOO powerful.

((Viking rapping my way to enlightenment? Best idea ever.))

Leave some sigs for the rest of us, you dirty sig addict!

Yeah, I can be a bit of a sucker for geology and geophysics myself, but then Xantalos smacked his face into the planet and sort of made that a moot point.

(( my plan is to RP someone who just got dumped in this world so I will not be reading posts before this one to get the full effect so If I ask stupid questions then just humor me. Bring on the !!FUN!! ))

Sweet, can I experiment on you?

You know I'm reliable because I have axes for legs.

OH, what's that? That's right. EAT YOUR HEART OUT FREEFORM I JUST SIGGED A WHOLE PAGE

Also, I need to send the gods some PMs now.

I would argue about how that's impossible but I'm god.

Ask death to return to the world of the living as his servant, to kill more people and bring them to the afterlife.

(2) He points out that he installed a revolving door for a very good reason, and tells you to get out.

The derail strikes the topic with an *abomination hair cloak*!

What derail? We were just discussing the nature of our character's hats, and because one of the gods is a god of hats, it is completely on topic.

For instance: I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.

That's a verb mainly because derm isn't playing.

No, to derm is to violently explode the object of dermification. Xantalosing is specifically targeting life forms.

Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

((I have just remembered something: chair magic will probably allow you to fly.))

((Hence why I'm getting these spiked ones. I will be a spiky cannonchair.))

There is a point where we need to stop and we have clearly passed it.
BUT LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

You are all insane.

I know. It's wonderful, isn't it?

Got into a little debate with a religious relative. last two lines in the conversation?

Uncle: Jesus walked on WATER! How can you still reject god after that!?
Me: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. that's at least 10x as awesome

True enough.

Although I bet Jesus could have done that too, if he had been born in the modern day.

"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a small landmark for dad I mean God."
"Huston? We have a problem... Yeah, Christ keeps turning our water into wine and then trying to pilot the ship."
"Our oxygen filter is broke! What? No, God cannot clean the fliter, God needs to stay the hell away from delicate scientific equipment!"
"Six million dollars and one hippy later, and Man has walked on the moon."
"Wait, you forgot your suit!"
"Thank God we landed on the ocean... JESUS A BOAT IS COMING DON'T TRY TO WALK TO SHORE!"

Telling others of your terrible crimes against the law, humanity, and the very fabric of reality itself?  That's how I break the ice when meeting new people too!

Of course she's insane. Why would he expect any different? Everyone is insane here, nice pet shop women included.

Order of the Stick and the Order of the Stone may foil my evil plan, but Order of the Words will never inconvenience me.

This is like babies giving birth in the womb!

I'm not entirely sure which is worse, the fact that this analogy exists and how disturbing it is by its basis, or the fact that this isn't actually the first, nor even the second time I've heard it.

I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...

The universe reset at some point.

RW: Gather the collected hangover energy in the room into a ball of hangover, then hadoken it at the stagehands.

Things like this are the reason why there is no such thing as an RTD Rulebook.