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[Ubiq]

Find a niche to hide in, sneak, and throw stuff at it until it dies.

And that cave you were in, what kind of fat was that at the bottom?

[WillowLuman]

If you survive, remember that you can grab snow, light a campfire, and then heat it to get a water coating on your hands.

[melkor]

the bones are from uspumsesnum
the fat is from amar boweltribes dingo


A great beast stands before me, I quickly grab my….. where is my dagger!!!!! I forgot to pick my dagger up when I had throw it to a dingo.
I search my pockets and find nothing but rocks. The beast rose to the sky with its great wings made the sun go dark. Al I could do was throw what little I had to the beast, but it was all in vain. I lifted my left upper arm and hoped it would bite my arm instead of my right hand only then would I have a chance. The beast land only a few inches away from me and bite my left upper arm. I scream in pain while I thrust my spear in his foot.

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I kept stabbing and stabbing till there was nothing left to stab. I looked at my left arm. This time there was nothing left, nothing at all.


PS: picture is comming imgur it seems is a bitch as well fixed
PSS: what can i do with eggs, they're weight is enormes
PSSS: the battle report is bigger but that would make it to big, just imagine that there are +200 line of me stabbing it.

[ZeroSumHappiness]

Holy crap, that's quite the battle.  I like how it came to for a very short time while you were stabbing it in the face.  That would be pants-shittingly terrifying in real life I think.

[Ubiq]

Melkor Savageaxes, I redub thee Sir Righty McRockill.

[melkor]

dont you mean lady?

but yeah i have been to lucky.

first survived a aligator and then a rock, i am going to be more carful from now on.

[Graebeard]

Be sure to grab your left arm in case you need to beat anything to death with it.

[WillowLuman]

Not if, WHEN you become a migrant to this fort, we shall put that arm on a weapon stand.

[Crossroads Inc.]

Well bugger, that has got to be one of the most epic htings EVER.
Someone killing a roc one handed...
Hmm..
Yeah someone needs to go back find the arm and mount it!

[melkor]

small update.




Melkor’s log 4th opal
I haven’t written for some time now. Mostly because I can’t find any safe place to hide. Last night I was attacked by some dingo. Lucky I have been getting better at fighting with one arm. I think I can finally cope with the lost of my left arm. I have also been training throwing quite a bit.
Today was a good day I was able to reach a castle and 2 human pike man want to join me. Finally some luck on my end now I won’t be alone al the time, I don’t however know anything about commanding. I just hope I don’t get them killed.

[Child of Armok]

Could i reserve a spot?

[Bobnova]

I'd love to give this a go as well.
I'll almost certainly die on the way to the fortress site, but who knows?

[Child of Armok]

Me too 

[WillowLuman]

If they let more people join in, remember that there's already a line

[Corai]

I'd like a turn in if there are gonna be extras. Summertime, no school to keep me busy.