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Naryar

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2070 on: April 26, 2012, 01:24:53 pm »

Throwing KodKod to the demons will not change anything, since she is a denizen of Hell herself.

Not quite. There are worse things than hell or clowns, Naryar, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Truly ? And what would these be, since (against all odds) you seem to be more knowledgeable of my philosophy than me ?


wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2071 on: April 26, 2012, 01:25:56 pm »

I have some ideas.

Sadly, I have a nondisclosure agreement with hell's R&D.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2072 on: April 26, 2012, 01:54:07 pm »

I dont like waiting around outside the door waiting for the "Environment purge" system to clean up after one of Corai's intrepid incursions.

You hear a faint voice from behind the door

"Hey! Oliolli here. I was checking if I could find some napalm to get rid of all those nasty tumbleweed demons hell keeps throwing at me but now the door seems to have locked itself! Could you let me out? Oh, and tell Loud Whispers that he may want to re-seal the adamantine spire. As in now."
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2073 on: April 26, 2012, 01:56:26 pm »

Well, since you dont have lungs anymore, you should be perfectly fine in there.

Just wait patiently while the air gets replaced, and then the door will unlock.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2074 on: April 26, 2012, 02:34:09 pm »

Could you let me out? Oh, and tell Loud Whispers that he may want to re-seal the adamantine spire. As in now."

Loud Whispers has arranged a party at the limestone door!

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2075 on: April 26, 2012, 02:43:48 pm »

Well, if anyone needs me, I'll be elsewhere.

Gizogin Akithnil, Rawmancer cancels Attend Party: Getting the Heck Outta Dodge

Luckily, I spent the last few days making the hospital into a veritable fortress of its own, with farms and stills and everything.  I'll be safe forever!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2076 on: April 26, 2012, 02:51:52 pm »

Eric Blank cancels attend party: Found some really cool mineral deposits in section C. Must inquire further into their origins.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2077 on: April 26, 2012, 02:55:33 pm »

No one showed up? That's odd, the invitations said there would be doors... Everyone loves doors.

Loud Whispers cancels attend party : Too much floor space, not enough doors.

We must open all of the doors.

Starting with this one.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2078 on: April 26, 2012, 03:12:27 pm »

Fen Valdyr cancels attend party: Teaching Kobold prisoners the secrets of Civilization and Art lurking in stockpiles.
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2079 on: April 26, 2012, 03:23:44 pm »

Weird joykill cances !!science!!: attending party.

Weird joykill tests "kobold proof door adhesive" at party.

Loud whispers cancels open door: stuck to handle!

Weird Joykill cancels attend party: demons singing "small small world" behind door!

« Last Edit: April 26, 2012, 03:29:21 pm by wierd »
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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2080 on: April 26, 2012, 03:25:45 pm »

Would anyone mind if I was to mine out a section just for kobolds and kobold sympathizers? Maybe teach them to be productive members of society.
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Nevermind the disturbingly knowing look that kobold has on her face. That dwarf SHOULD be embarrased!

wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2081 on: April 26, 2012, 03:30:47 pm »

Only if an "emergency purge" system that floods the entire annex in 7/7 magma, then drains it away afterwards is also installed.

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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2082 on: April 26, 2012, 03:32:47 pm »

Only if an "emergency purge" system that floods the entire annex in 7/7 magma, then drains it away afterwards is also installed.

 >:( What did they do to you? (Hard to tell everyone's emotions over text. Also my character is very protective of the kobolds. He gets mad if they are threatened or harmed.) (We might end with a Kobold camp inside a dwarf fortress XD)
« Last Edit: April 26, 2012, 03:36:01 pm by Saurinae »
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2083 on: April 26, 2012, 03:38:30 pm »

Shiny lab gear + kobolds == angry scientist.

I won't even discuss the incident that made me despise small cute things in the lab. (Thankfully the effects weren't permanent.)

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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2084 on: April 26, 2012, 03:40:04 pm »

Shiny lab gear + kobolds == angry scientist.

I won't even discuss the incident that made me despise small cute things in the lab. (Thankfully the effects weren't permanent.)

(XD If I educate them somewhat I can give a lesson about staying away from labstuffs)
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Nevermind the disturbingly knowing look that kobold has on her face. That dwarf SHOULD be embarrased!
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