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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 632592 times)

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #225 on: July 31, 2012, 03:33:36 am »
BECOME GOD OF TELEMARKETERS

HARRASS LICH WITH TELEMARKETER HORDE

BORROW VOICE OF BILLY MAYS TO CONVINCE LICH TO BUY CLR - CLEAN LICH REMOVAL

By the way, what happened with my bureaucrat swarm? Did they betrayed me?
« Last Edit: July 31, 2012, 03:38:50 am by Xantalos »
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #226 on: July 31, 2012, 03:39:06 am »
Send aA messanger with a missive that makes it seem as if the heroes are evil, drawing the wrath of all good things to them
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

Loud Whispers

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #227 on: July 31, 2012, 03:43:01 am »
Embrace the Lich with a syrup coated hug.
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Yoink

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #228 on: July 31, 2012, 03:53:57 am »
RIDE TO BATTLEFIELD IN EYEBALL TIDE

BURST OUT FROM PILE DRAMATICALLY

RESCUE GREENSTARFANATIC'S WIFE FROM ABUSIVE HUSBAND

TEAM UP TO KICK DEMONIC ASS


Edit: REMEMBER DUAL-WIELD EYECHUCKS
« Last Edit: July 31, 2012, 03:58:34 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Tiruin

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #229 on: July 31, 2012, 03:55:44 am »
INFECT EVERYONE ELSE'S TEAR GLANDS!

NOBODY SHALL BE EMO NOW!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #230 on: July 31, 2012, 04:24:22 am »
Let's finish this.

Quote from: mcclay on July 31, 2012, 03:28:22 am
SEND INFINTE LEGIONS TO WAR AGIANST THE ENEMY. USE FULL SUN POWER TO ATTACK LICH.
(1) THEY TURN ON YOU, BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR THIS THREAD. (3) YOU ATTACK THE LICH, BUT YOUR ABILITIES AREN'T ALL THAT GREAT. HE'S TAN NOW,

Quote from: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 03:33:36 am
BECOME GOD OF TELEMARKETERS

HARRASS LICH WITH TELEMARKETER HORDE

BORROW VOICE OF BILLY MAYS TO CONVINCE LICH TO BUY CLR - CLEAN LICH REMOVAL

By the way, what happened with my bureaucrat swarm? Did they betrayed me?
(Yeah, they turned on you. No more pure dialogue turns then.)
(6) YOU HAVE BECOME THE GOD OF TELEMARKETERS, JUST AS A MASSIVE ANTI-TRUST LAWSUIT SHOWS UP. UH OH. (3) A HORDE OF MEDIOCRE TELEMARKETERS SHOW UP, AND ONLY INFECT HIS MIND A LITTLE BEFORE HE ABSORBS THEIR LIFE ENERGY.

Quote from: wolfchild on July 31, 2012, 03:39:06 am
Send aA messanger with a missive that makes it seem as if the heroes are evil, drawing the wrath of all good things to them
(5)YOU SEND UP A MESSAGE TELLING THE GODS THAT THE HEROES ARE EVIL. THE HORDES OF HEAVEN COME DOWN TO DEFEND THE LICH. WOW, THAT IS AN IMPRESSIVE LIE.

Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 31, 2012, 03:43:01 am
Embrace the Lich with a syrup coated hug.
(1) FEET DANCING ACROSS THE FLOOR, YOU LEAP INTO THE AIR AND GIVE A STICKY HUG TO DEMON MOTHRA, WHO BURNS YOU TO CINDERS.

Quote from: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 03:53:57 am
RIDE TO BATTLEFIELD IN EYEBALL TIDE

BURST OUT FROM PILE DRAMATICALLY

RESCUE GREENSTARFANATIC'S WIFE FROM ABUSIVE HUSBAND

TEAM UP TO KICK DEMONIC ASS


Edit: REMEMBER DUAL-WIELD EYECHUCKS
(6)A MASSIVE WAVE OF EYEBALLS WASH IN, DESTROYING THE IMPS AND ALL OTHER MINIONS, ALSO BURYING YOU.(4) YOU BURST OUT SEMI-DRAMATICALLY. (2) YOU CAN'T RESCUE HIS WIFE. SHE STAYS WITH HIM AND KICKS YOU IN THE SHINS. (3) YOU TEAM UP WITH YOURSELF AND DUAL WIELD THE EYECHUCKS, BASHING THE LICH IN THE ARM. SQUISHY SQUISHY.

Quote from: Tiruin on July 31, 2012, 03:55:44 am
INFECT EVERYONE ELSE'S TEAR GLANDS!

NOBODY SHALL BE EMO NOW!
(6)YOU INFECT EVERYONE ELSE'S TEAR GLANDS, BUT YOU FAFF UP THE SPELL. OH GOD, EVERYONE IS EMO NOW!

BOSS TURN
"Why Tiruin? Why?"
Tears stream down his face as he (4) consumes the telemarketer souls then distributing them among his minions.(6) Just afterwards, he draws the blade of eternally damned souls. More powerful than ever before, he crafted it by combining the blade of souls and the sword given to him by Caerwyn. (1v3, 3)He throws it at Yoink, who dodges it. It hurtles back blade first, but he handily catches it and erects a massive dome, cutting himself, Caerwyn, Yoink, and Mcclay off from the others. Still crying, he issues a challenge.
"Well then, Sun God, Martial Artist, it's time for 2 on 2. Your move."

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Tiruin

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #231 on: July 31, 2012, 04:30:50 am »
USING THE LACK OF CONTROL OVER MY TEARS, I CRY A RIVER TO MAKE ANYONE ATTACKING THE FINAL BOSS FALL BACK DUE TO PITY!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #232 on: July 31, 2012, 04:31:13 am »
TURN INTO A FOSSIL
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #233 on: July 31, 2012, 04:45:34 am »
Using beauracratic connections, get into the MPAA and wield the mighty twin swords of SOPA and PIPA to permacensor the lich and arrest minions for stealing .000000000000000001 cents from a torrent of Batman and Robin. Lich will be trapped forever in a Phantom Zone-like dimension of paperwork. If anyone interferes, peel my logo of a typewriter off my chest and throw it at them, entrapping them. If possible, use BILLY MAYS' voice to command everyone to KNEEL BEFORE ZOD XANTALOS!
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Yoink

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #234 on: July 31, 2012, 04:49:28 am »
LOOK AT MCCLAY

DO SLOW BADASS NOD OF HERO-TO-HERO BADASSERY

THEN SPAZZ THE FUCK OUT WITH ALL "HAAI!", "KEEYAAH!", "KIYIYIYIYI!" AND OTHER WEIRD NOISES TO CONFUSE AND DISTRACT

LEAP FOWARD ALL MARTIAL-ARTIST LIKE, BEAT STUFFING OUT OF CAERWYN
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #235 on: July 31, 2012, 05:12:14 am »
Attack the heros not in the bubble

woo forces of good fighting on evil side
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #236 on: July 31, 2012, 05:18:36 am »
LEAP INTO BATTLE WITH GLORIOUS DISPLAY OF COLORFUL FLASHY FLASHY IN ATTEMPT TO BLIND EVERYONE ON BATTLEFIELD, MORALLY CONFUSED

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #237 on: July 31, 2012, 06:47:47 am »
ACQUIRE SWORD

LEVEL 70 SWORDTECH: OBLIVION
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #238 on: July 31, 2012, 07:29:19 am »
CONVINCE KOBOLD-GRUES AND HEAVEN FORCES STOP XANTALOS' ABSURDLY EVIL PLAN.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #239 on: July 31, 2012, 08:55:44 am »
PROVIDE SUITABLE SOUNDTRACK FOR EPIC FINAL SHOWDOWN.
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