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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1002016 times)

Wrex

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1470 on: September 29, 2012, 04:42:14 pm »

I don't think it works that way >.>
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1471 on: September 29, 2012, 04:46:21 pm »

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I'm not intellectually superior, I'm evolutionarily inferior
Since having sex with the same gender does not allow you to pass on your genes what-so-ever, I have no idea how it's an evolutionary advantage. I guess you mean you have some sort of natural ability to have more fun, but honestly I doubt that's true.
I said inferior :P

As in, the polar opposite of superior.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1472 on: September 29, 2012, 04:48:22 pm »

You aren't part of the brigade, nor are you privy to the agenda. Frankly, you've seen too much. I have to kill you now.

Now... Where did I leave my silver bullets...?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1473 on: September 29, 2012, 04:49:02 pm »

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I'm not intellectually superior, I'm evolutionarily inferior
Since having sex with the same gender does not allow you to pass on your genes what-so-ever, I have no idea how it's an evolutionary advantage. I guess you mean you have some sort of natural ability to have more fun, but honestly I doubt that's true.
I said inferior :P

As in, the polar opposite of superior.

Herr derr I can't read.
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« Reply #1474 on: September 29, 2012, 04:50:52 pm »

You aren't part of the brigade, nor are you privy to the agenda. Frankly, you've seen too much. I have to kill you now.

Now... Where did I leave my silver bullets...?

Hah! Anthropomorphic wolves are not weak to silver! Unlike me
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« Reply #1475 on: September 29, 2012, 05:00:48 pm »

You aren't part of the brigade, nor are you privy to the agenda. Frankly, you've seen too much. I have to kill you now.

Now... Where did I leave my silver bullets...?

Hah! Anthropomorphic wolves are not weak to silver! Unlike me
But... You were the one I was gonna shoot?

I'm not seeing the issue here...
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1476 on: September 29, 2012, 05:03:17 pm »

* The Darkling Wolf dives in front of Wrex
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« Reply #1477 on: September 29, 2012, 05:09:44 pm »

NOOOOOOOOOOOO WOLFEH!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1478 on: September 29, 2012, 05:10:43 pm »

Tell them.. my last word was... woof...
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« Reply #1479 on: September 29, 2012, 05:11:44 pm »

* Corai pulls up a chair.

This gun' be a good tearjerker moment...
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« Reply #1480 on: September 29, 2012, 05:12:09 pm »

"his last word was meow"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1481 on: September 29, 2012, 05:12:24 pm »

* The Darkling Wolf dives in front of Wrex
Weaknesses do not really matter when the opposing force in question is a moving bullet.

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« Reply #1482 on: September 29, 2012, 05:12:41 pm »

*Xantalos spoils tearjerker; tosses Eldritch Revival Steak!*
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« Reply #1483 on: September 29, 2012, 05:14:08 pm »

Unless of course, the shot missed because how silver projectiles tend to melt and deform when fired.

*bites Darkling so that he can be alive. Sorta. It's what he would have wanted, anyways.*
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1484 on: September 29, 2012, 05:18:17 pm »

*bites Darkling so that he can be alive. Sorta. It's what he would have wanted, anyways.*
Dude, do you know just how dirty a human bite is? Freaking death sentence that puts Komodos to shame.
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