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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Shakerag

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1785 on: July 14, 2013, 09:17:45 am »

Okay, looking for whever the hell this embark #1 option is.  Man.  I should mention that I'm kind of a lightweight. 

Okay, found it.  Let's hit this. 

Our civililzation is totally going to be "The Basement of Bodices".  Yes, I know "the Arena of Cudgels" sounds badass, and "The lenses of Stilling" is

kind of cool, and even "The Hame of Hegemons" is ... wait, what the fuck was that last one?  Screw it.  We're Basement Bodices. 

I think I should mix up another of what I just had.  Except this one I shouldn't just chug down.  But ... delicious blueberry pomegranite juice ... >_<

Okay, I dorfed "Krevsurist" and myself.  Let's see what trouble we can get into.  Kervsurist is going to be .. ehh, something.  And military.

Made a half-strength of what I started with.  I think I'll nurse it for a bit.
Congrats Krev, you're a crossbow dwarf and teacher.  May you teach the rest of these poor bastards how to shoot straight.


Om nom bnom I love this juice and vodka.


Okay, nearly done with setting up emark.  And next drink.




We are ... "Inkmastered"!  Yay?


Okay, ho,ly shit, this is very much so not a flat map. 

I think I'm up to about 6 shots or so now.  My measurements are not particularly exact.  Hoewever, I am feeling MIGHTY fine right now. 

Beginning to strike the earth.  Aww yeah.

--- ROUND 2 ---

Okay, starting off the same as before, drink-wise.

So, what the hell ahppened while I was out?

Oh, we have migrants.  okay, to work with you all!

And now, assigning some nobles. 

[1]

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[2]

Oh for FFS, will someone kill that vulture?
Hb]]\\\

Uhh.  I  think we're out of food now.  Sheeet.

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Will flesh out more later.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1786 on: July 16, 2013, 04:51:54 pm »

Good deal, setting up an embark can be difficult, but we are rolling now!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1787 on: July 18, 2013, 10:34:06 am »

What a nice fort you have there.
It would be a shame if something ..scruffy was to happen to it
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1788 on: July 18, 2013, 01:01:23 pm »

Dun dun dun
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1789 on: July 18, 2013, 04:22:00 pm »

I suppose that I have time to take a turn tomorrow unless someone else starts drinking first

Edit: M'okay, I suppose that I should get started
« Last Edit: July 19, 2013, 01:08:04 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1790 on: July 19, 2013, 02:41:29 pm »

Okay, starting my turn
I don't have much to drink though. 3 5dl bottles of Thatchers vintage cider (7,4%) and a canister of my own 17% red/white currant homebrew.

Galena

Damn, this place has steep. Well, that just means that we will have to construct our dwarven GRAND STAIRS! FROM MAGMA TO THE PEAK OF THE MOUNTAIN! WITH MAGMA! Yes, magma..
The volcano is pretty far away. I have to think of a way of bringing it closer..

Took a break to get a bit more intoxicated. See? I was able to spell that
Did the previous overseer use dfhadk or something for assignemnts? Orders are acting wonky. Dorfs are doing what they are not ordered to and ignore what they should be doing. LIke broken workflow or something


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Spent foever desionging a way to transfer livejuice to our grand staris.
It will be my turn's main projkect
MORE MINRES
MINERS

Starvimng
No food
We are eating dimple cub seeds

Limestone
Morea slaves!
Temporarry workshispps

Dirt was far away. Took forever to find suitable land

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Farms are up and runnigns
CARAVAN! YEFU! UES! I mean YES!
Finally some suckers to steal food from

HYehuehueheh heh
Those sucker drorfs. The CHEESE IS OURS NOW!

Obsidia
Liason. Screw him
The magmaholes are nearly ready. Now we just need a connectiong to the colvao. Volcano


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Bedrooms getting closer to being finished. (And I am almost sobering up. I am far from sober but I can write and compared to my usual turns taht is damn sober. I think that i might even be ale to bost the save without sleepi9ng and suffiring from a hangover for 16hours and just do it after the turn.) U beed to drink MORE!

"Stopped production, drink." Arent terse from using dghack or somthing fror setting procuction orders? #Damn. I don't currently have it so it is messign things up. What did you do previous orverseer?

Slate


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MOAR SLAVES
Dem dorfs man, dem dorfgs
A KOBOLD blahblah has come!
FEAR THE NIGHT

obsidian
ELVES! LEafe none alive!
THEIR WOODDN CARAVANS BURN SO NICELY!

KOBOLDS! We have kobolds! KILL THEM ALL!
WAits,! No! DO NOT HURT MY LOVELY LITTLE ONES! WE LOVE EM! Kill ebvery dorf who dares to attack my lovely kobold! MY LovelIESA!


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YES! IT IS DONE! WE HACE THE VOLACEONE TAPPED! MAGMA!

BURN!


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THE dorf and his schickens shall sfuffer!

RUhn crawted the least amuzing bracelet I have sen in a while. Pyrite encrusted with purite. That is all


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THE MAGMA IS COMING! YES!  AND JUS IN TIME TO END THE RURN

you can nenver have too many miners. 8 miners fishing the fort desigh so much faster than 2
Arranged thie militia

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« Last Edit: August 05, 2013, 04:00:57 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1791 on: July 19, 2013, 03:50:14 pm »

I just Did  me a Dl of the current Dl (oit think). Not too many beers down yet and possibly drinkin some more with some more peeps, but i just might make me a turn tonight.
not sure how much i drank yet, thinking about 8 or so beers (dutch sized) (ie: 0,3l).
My typing is starting to get nasty (still correcting ((cant help it)))) but feelin to sober for a turn (i still realise 1 urist is both a dwarf and a unit of mass --> way to sober)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1792 on: July 19, 2013, 03:53:11 pm »

on a posibtive note.
i cant seem to find the executable yet, so gonna see if i get DF enough to make this work anyhow
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« Reply #1793 on: July 19, 2013, 03:55:46 pm »

reattemptng DL, it might not have been done yuet
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1794 on: July 19, 2013, 03:56:45 pm »

if anyone is alive and sober atm this would be a good time to make a list of the poelle to be dwarved
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« Reply #1795 on: July 19, 2013, 03:59:25 pm »

because i.m waitin for the Dl any i.m gonna look for manes a bit.
prolly gonna start stopping to correct my spelling when de DL is complete(my spelling is terrible even when sober so i hope i make some sense)
(if not ask sicko. he can prolly deceifer my babblin (pieter G)
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« Reply #1796 on: July 19, 2013, 04:02:08 pm »

ack just noticed scruffy, maybe he's the reason i cant get this to work
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Danm veterans...
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« Reply #1797 on: July 19, 2013, 04:03:41 pm »

btw scruffy, if you from amsterdam, we need to drink more beer! :)
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« Reply #1798 on: July 19, 2013, 04:21:01 pm »

ack just noticed scruffy, maybe he's the reason i cant get this to work
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Danm veterans...
Yes, just blame the poor ol' Scruff'  ;)

btw scruffy, if you from amsterdam, we need to drink more beer! :)
I have quite enough. 10l of homewine  but it has not matured yet and 25l canister of strawberry wine nearly ready for aging a few months.
Damn I need to drink more. I am starting to make sense.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2013, 04:23:31 pm by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist

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« Reply #1799 on: July 19, 2013, 04:21:44 pm »

yes yexs blale!
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