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[kahn1234]

Hah, I KNEW that the first female vampire would be like that

stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.

If this game is still alive, i would like to join. And maybe even add in the games first ever female character?:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Anastasia Bellblood
Gender: Female
Archetype: Vampire
Biography: Born several thousand years ago in a prosperous land far away, then shipwrecked on the way to her second cousins, fiances, fourth brothers, 2nd cousin-once-removeds, 3rd sisters, husbands lands. She found herself stuck on this inhospitable continent, and in the clutches of a lustful vampire, attracted by her unparallelled looks and curvaceous body and bosom. Turned and forced to be this lustful freaks wife for a millennium, she eventually killed the bugger one night (that was supposedly dedicated to 'passion') and earned her freedom.

Been on the road ever since, usually stumbling into events that shaped history completely by accident. Good swordswoman and elemental mage (theoretically, she lacks a sword and an elemental spellbook).


EDIT: If i ask nicely, could i get a good quality rapier?

Oh dear. Bernie will love this one most immensely. Well, if he stays alive, that is. It could still go either way. And I suppose you could have a rapier. Not a good-quality one, though.

Well, at least this one will be a good change from all the skeletons.

Bernie seems like the type of person who would not touch an undead woman, even is she was hellishly attractive.

[Harry Baldman]

Next to a stubborn wall...

Tom, feeling the harsh gaze of physics upon him, tries to pry his only weapon out of the unforgiving stone wall!

[Prying roll: 3+1]

He pulls on it once! He pulls on it twice! He pulls a third time, with feeling this time!

The leg pops out of the wall and Tom falls triumphantly on his pelvis, lifting the leg up in the air as proof of his victory.


In a bloody demonological basement...

Mark ruffles his leaves in silent guffawing as he approaches the fellow on the ground.

[Mark agility roll: 3+1]

He almost falls down the stairs. Again. Truly this is his finest moment.

Spoiler: GM Note (click to show/hide)

Bernie seems like the type of person who would not touch an undead woman, even is she was hellishly attractive.

True enough, but at least it'll be a good visual experience for him.

[kahn1234]

i'm just interested on how you plan to introduce them. it is a fantastic chance for hilarity (which i will leave in your capable hands). She is sassy and vocal and she wouldnt be afraid of Burnie or his power.

(PS: no dresses. She will probably be wearing tight fitting (but leather, and reinforced) riding leggings, have knee length boots and maybe leather armour for the torso and upper arms with elbow length gloves. She isnt a wallflower or a weakling.)

[Onyxjew944]

"Ha! Victory is mine!"

Find a road and mug travellers

[Harry Baldman]

In the streets of Emlocke...

With his leg problem resolved, Tom decides to once again leave the area before something somehow even worse happens to him.

[Will roll: 1+1]

The intersections, they are taking their revenge! They're everywhere, damn it! Freaking everywhere, man! What does it all mean? What does it all mean?

[Onyxjew944]

"Confound the intersections! Disregard! Disregard! Must. Mug. Travellers!"

[Harry Baldman]

In a neverending labyrinth of intersections...

Tom tries to focus! Intersections! Mugging! Intersections! Mugging!

[Will roll: 5+1]

Mugging! Mugging! A thousand times mugging, then a thousand more! All travelers must be mugged, and they must be mugged right now! Tom runs out of town screaming, only stopping when his shriveled lungs give out, sitting down in the middle of the road and awaiting travelers.

It doesn't look like anyone's coming any time soon. Also, it seems to be getting darker, despite it already being night.

[miauw62]

((Actually, how many of each archetype does the waitlist contain atm? If it's a load of ghosts, I may just switch my skelly out for a ghost.))

[Harry Baldman]

There are two skeletons, two zombies and two vampires on the waitlist at the moment.

[miauw62]

((Make me a ghost then. I kinda enjoyed that last time, so I'll go with it another time.))

[Onyxjew944]

Examine the source of the confusing darkness

[Harry Baldman]

On the road again...

Tom attempts to discern the source of this strange darkening of the area.

[Intelligence roll: ?]

Well, it appears to be the sun. Or rather the lack of it. A lack that seems like it will soon be remedied as it usually is. After all, you know what they say about when it's darkest.

[Onyxjew944]

"Getting darker despite already being night, because of the sun. If I wasn't a vampire skeleton with a face that causes insanity checks, I would probably find a way to complain about that."

Search for a cave of some kind.

[Harry Baldman]

On the road again...

Tom, faced with the possibility that something might not be quite right here, attempts to find a hidey-hole to crawl into!

[Search roll: 6]

Ooh, there's a nice cave right over there! It looks all nice and wonderful. Exactly the sort of place a person should hide in. Tom heads right in.

Hm, it seems to be full of crystals. Glowy crystals. Wonder what those are, actually. Crystals really shouldn't be all glowy like that. Perhaps those tunnels leading deeper inside hold the answer!

[killerhellhound]

Damm you stairs jump over to the dead/dying man and get that book