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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 961580 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1635 on: January 16, 2013, 11:55:24 pm »

"What the hell? Where am... NO FUCKING WAY! I'm in Perplexicon! Which means that the grimoire I bought at that convention... 'Property of Ferin Lepus Hydrus Larry'! This isn't just an imitation of Hydrus' grimoire. It IS Hydrus' grimoire! Oh, man, my friends are gonna be so jealous... they can probably see me on the TV now! Hey, Jackson, go and get Mom and Dad and tell them that I'm on TV! Now, how the hell do I get down from here? Aww man, this is so damn cool! And... HELL YEAH! Jackson, if you're still there, get those two thousand dollars ready! You'll never make a bet jokingly ever again!"

Climb down from the pillar and head to the north stairs. If anyone attacks me, spaz out and punch them in the throat.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1636 on: January 17, 2013, 12:43:39 am »

"So, this is happening right now. Brilliant. And here's a book of some kind. Full of gibberish, too."

Stroll around and take inventory of all the things in the area.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1637 on: January 17, 2013, 03:20:32 am »

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Say "Worteal" first and then "Kares" and blame myself for my stupidity.


[pot: 1-1]
You drop dead. Just like that. Splat.



((Haha. Wow.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1638 on: January 17, 2013, 03:37:44 am »

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Say "Worteal" first and then "Kares" and blame myself for my stupidity.


[pot: 1-1]
You drop dead. Just like that. Splat.



((Haha. Wow.))

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Channeling:3
Bio: An acrobatic guy.



Wow.... you didnt learn a thing there did you :P
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1639 on: January 17, 2013, 08:54:39 am »

Well, at least it's not bleeding internally any more.

Not what I wanted!  "Gee, if you wanted to play with me, why'd you block me in here?"

Will my left arm via staff to become not mangled and not useless.   Sneak out the top around to the north stairs.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1640 on: January 17, 2013, 09:53:23 am »

((Oh, I learned something. That "Worteal" is deadly to self with a Pot-roll of 1-1. But then again, I'm sure more than half of these words are deadly to self with that kind of roll.))
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You climb from the second floor to the third  are about to head to the fourth when You hear a rather discouraging roaring sound coming from up there. You decide not to go up stairs. Instead, you stay on the third floor and try another 2 of the three words you know.

[pot:1]
[end:1 -1]

Your lungs become kittens. This proves very unhelpful to your prospects of living.

[Talos Kittened himself  and is dead]
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1642 on: January 17, 2013, 11:56:47 am »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1643 on: January 17, 2013, 03:00:57 pm »

((How important is it to have read this thread for a while to participate? If it's not that important, count me in.))


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I guess this is enough?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1644 on: January 17, 2013, 03:04:27 pm »

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I guess this is enough?
It would help you, a lot. But it's not hugely important. You can have just as much fun, if not more, bumbling your way through a book of immense power. I definitely did.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1645 on: January 17, 2013, 03:14:56 pm »

There are many words revealed in the thread that could give you a starting arsenal.  But if you want to start off completely unspoiled, then dive right in.


You could make wood cylinder cats with the revealed words!
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1646 on: January 17, 2013, 03:15:33 pm »

There are many words revealed in the thread that could give you a starting arsenal.  But if you want to start off completely unspoiled, then dive right in.


You could make wood cylinder cats with the revealed words!
Or poisonous cylinder cats! Or cylindrical cat wings.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1647 on: January 17, 2013, 03:16:44 pm »

Or winged cylinder cats made of hell!
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1648 on: January 17, 2013, 03:19:00 pm »

Or many other cylindrical feline objects with your own discoveries. Because everything needs a cylinder cat base.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1649 on: January 17, 2013, 03:25:22 pm »

It's a law of magic. "Elements can be found in their purest state when in a cylindrical, feline form."
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