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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 958711 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3825 on: April 06, 2013, 01:40:19 pm »

Right, let's move to the sea! While traveling, try out some words.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3826 on: April 06, 2013, 01:52:52 pm »

"Hm. Maybe-just-maybe..."

More words.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3827 on: April 06, 2013, 01:52:56 pm »

"Well, that's a start.  Have some more material?"

WERDS, yo.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3828 on: April 06, 2013, 01:59:05 pm »

"Go find your own raider! This one is mine!"

Swing at his head, and try and cave it in.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3829 on: April 06, 2013, 02:07:07 pm »

Dorbaelo Zzers Harialltontal
To the sea! I learned my mistake last time!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3830 on: April 06, 2013, 02:17:22 pm »

Will some spore bombs to grow on the mushrooms around the area, then will another large thallid to grow out of the floor in front of me.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3831 on: April 06, 2013, 02:19:00 pm »

Ooh pretty. Take a deep breath and put the ring on
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3832 on: April 06, 2013, 02:32:43 pm »

Look at my staff to see if it has a clockwork key on it, if it has a key, turn the key until it clicks, then wander around the town looking for something to kill.  If it doesn't, just look for something to kill
« Last Edit: April 06, 2013, 02:37:48 pm by Vakothu »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3833 on: April 06, 2013, 02:40:37 pm »

"Well, this is very interesting, let's see if I can figure this out."

run somewhere uninhabited, find utensil, draw runes.

((Zako, rune experimentation team?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3834 on: April 06, 2013, 02:47:49 pm »

Uhh, uhhh, hey, I have an idea!

Grab the small man in with my right hand and say "Dorbaelo Hobitaeaod Clo-caltel!   

"I-I apologize, uh, big clockwork man, but I don't have the energy left to try this on you too... B-but if it works, I know I can let you have some freedom! I hope...

"Also, uhh... Mr. Big Clockwork man, do... do you know why I got so lightheaded after summoning you? Some kind of special ability of yours, or...? Maybe it's nothing, but..."
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3835 on: April 06, 2013, 03:25:24 pm »

"NOT WORKING, KEEP TRYING! SPARKY, DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME!" Glassco yelled at the giant thunder beetle as he desperately tried to will the beetle into a fury of action.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3836 on: April 06, 2013, 03:33:19 pm »

Hm.... how come I couldn't control the mark? I did it for the rock... well that only worked temporarily.... Did I put to much power into it? Hm...

Well whatever. Since it's huge and gonna be pretty heavy to throw, I'll just make it not heavy!

Say "Dorbaelo Ah-thaelao" while holding the giant firebomb.

Right now, let's see what's in door #1!

Open up the trap door and see what's inside. If it happens that the fire bomb is giant enough to not fit, juts abandon it and leave it for someone else to take. If it's too dark inside, try to light my torch without magic (since I don't got enough channeling).
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3837 on: April 06, 2013, 04:53:12 pm »

((Hmm... no alternate ways down the mountain?))

Walk down the mountain, walk in any direction away from the end of the path so long as it doesn't lead to the town. Words.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3838 on: April 06, 2013, 04:58:28 pm »

You could always jump off the mountainside... You might discover something interesting.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3839 on: April 06, 2013, 05:41:44 pm »

You could always jump off the mountainside... You might discover something interesting.
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