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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« Reply #1515 on: January 16, 2013, 10:27:16 pm »

Yeah, but they ain't throwin' parties when I'm reenacting the goddamn 10 plagues of egypt on their asses.
Ahem. You'd best be careful with those. Especially 9 and 10. Overallm, make sure they only hurt the guilty. (Maybe change #10 or scrap it completely. 9 is a magical number in some cultures, you know.)

Yeah, but they ain't throwin' parties when I'm reenacting the goddamn 10 plagues of egypt on their asses.
These are Dwarves we're talking about.
Meh. Point?
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« Reply #1516 on: January 16, 2013, 10:32:28 pm »

Yeah, but they ain't throwin' parties when I'm reenacting the goddamn 10 plagues of egypt on their asses.

These are Dwarves we're talking about.
I turned their booze to water, made their machines explode at random, made their picks useless so they can't work, made their metal brittle to the point of being unusable that they cannot make any income, and i made their weapons shatter upon use. They ain't gonna party for shit.
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« Reply #1517 on: January 16, 2013, 10:45:31 pm »

Yeah, but they ain't throwin' parties when I'm reenacting the goddamn 10 plagues of egypt on their asses.
These are Dwarves we're talking about.
I turned their booze to water, made their machines explode at random, made their picks useless so they can't work, made their metal brittle to the point of being unusable that they cannot make any income, and i made their weapons shatter upon use. They ain't gonna party for shit.
That leaves nothing to do but party. Which, for dwarves, involves standing around the well or dining room and talking.
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« Reply #1518 on: January 17, 2013, 12:02:15 am »

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« Reply #1519 on: January 17, 2013, 12:11:18 am »

...Well. I was unaware that an afterlife would cause such repercussions.

I'm sure we all can work this out, though.
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« Reply #1520 on: January 17, 2013, 12:28:33 am »

My part of the turn looks rather...unpolished in places. What are the words in brackets parenthesis supposed to mean?

Great...yet another contender for the Dwarves affections.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2013, 01:05:34 pm by Vgray »
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« Reply #1521 on: January 17, 2013, 04:27:50 pm »

Damn dwarves, dare to anger a god? Luckily for them, I'm a god of Morality, so they'll only be punished if they don't give my Orb back.

Anyways. scapheap, anything I could do to help you? I'd like your help increasing the Eladrins' fertility, because there's only six of them.
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« Reply #1522 on: January 17, 2013, 04:34:01 pm »

GWG if you take my dwarves i will murder the shit out of your elves!
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« Reply #1523 on: January 17, 2013, 04:40:51 pm »

Tune in next time for The Fairies of Creation TV, providing live coverage of World War G 2.

But seriously, that makes three gods Powers working to lift the curse now.
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« Reply #1524 on: January 17, 2013, 04:51:28 pm »

GWG if you take my dwarves i will murder the shit out of your elves!
THEY. ARE. NOT. ELVES.
And I'm not "taking" them, I'm helping them.

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Adding increase Draco's Eladrins' fertility.
Thank you very much, but is there some favor I can do for you?
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« Reply #1525 on: January 17, 2013, 04:51:38 pm »

Damn dwarves, dare to anger a god? Luckily for them, I'm a god of Morality, so they'll only be punished if they don't give my Orb back.

Anyways. scapheap, anything I could do to help you? I'd like your help increasing the Eladrins' fertility, because there's only six of them.
Inbue my Sorceror, Evious the Unknowable, with light power and we will be even.
Thank you very much, but is there some favor I can do for you?
Strange It ate the other post.
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« Reply #1526 on: January 17, 2013, 04:54:02 pm »

What about my Goblins?
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« Reply #1527 on: January 17, 2013, 04:55:48 pm »

Damn dwarves, dare to anger a god? Luckily for them, I'm a god of Morality, so they'll only be punished if they don't give my Orb back.

Anyways. scapheap, anything I could do to help you? I'd like your help increasing the Eladrins' fertility, because there's only six of them.
Inbue my Sorceror, Evious the Unknowable, with light power and we will be even.
Define "light magic," and sure. Magic of creating light, healing magic, what?

What about my Goblins?
What about them?
...What have they been doing?
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« Reply #1528 on: January 17, 2013, 04:59:32 pm »

I wonder how carrier dwarves would do inside a fort.....
That gives me the idea of sending a Komodo dragon forgotten beast with deadly blood, vapors, exploding pustules, wings and the ability to make carriers

And spread fertility among my followers! Not lust!
Most my followers are infertile anyways...


Jbg, would you mind giving my carriers some biological weapons, like scythes instead of arms, or sharp spines , claws, or even bladed arms
They are pretty chaotic....
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« Reply #1529 on: January 17, 2013, 05:00:31 pm »

Vgray I recruited some of the goblins back but they said they didn't want to worship you for a couple years until they forgive you.  They also killed my golem which makes me wonder how many goblins did it take to kill a acid spitting metal golem?

Are the number of followers listed in the hundreds?

Also corruptor we should really work together, we both make similar inventions anyway.
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