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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #840 on: April 11, 2013, 12:43:47 pm »

NK is really dumb. they keep saying they are gonna strike but they don't.
This just allows other countries like 'Murica and Japanland to reinforce its antinuke system.

either strike or stop saying your going to

Why would they do that? They're using the same system they've used for the past 50 years: Make a bunch of threats, act stupid and crazy, get aid from the rest of the world to quiet down and go away for a while. The ruling powers stay in control with plenty of luxuries to keep them happy and by appearing crazy enough to actually do something dumb like launch a nuke they keep the stronger powers around them from invading and toppling the regime.

They are not stupid. They're just playing a different game than the rest of the world.
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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #841 on: April 11, 2013, 01:34:03 pm »

It would ultimately be better for them if they joined an EU-style organization, so that way if they get in financial trouble other countries will steal confiscate appropriate redistribute weath from their successful citizens so it can go down a hole.
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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #842 on: April 11, 2013, 02:06:57 pm »

It would ultimately be better for them if they joined an EU-style organization, so that way if they get in financial trouble other countries will steal confiscate appropriate redistribute weath from their successful citizens so it can go down a hole.
Could you name any country that would willingly collaborate with NK?
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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #843 on: April 11, 2013, 02:10:38 pm »

Every time I read the CNN article about NK raising and lowering a missile, all I can think of is penis references. Which really, if you view this event from that context, is all it really is. Comparing thermonuclear wangs.
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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #844 on: April 11, 2013, 02:12:33 pm »

It would ultimately be better for them if they joined an EU-style organization, so that way if they get in financial trouble other countries will steal confiscate appropriate redistribute weath from their successful citizens so it can go down a hole.
Could you name any country that would willingly collaborate with NK?
errr.... Cuba? maybe?
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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #845 on: April 11, 2013, 02:16:35 pm »

I don't think Fidel Castro is that stupid. Backing up NK is not a good idea if you want to be friends with... basically anyone. And they're already in hot water with the embargo. I think that's still ongoing.

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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #846 on: April 11, 2013, 02:18:08 pm »

Cuba, unlike NK, has decent public relations.
I doubt they are going to get that close to NK.

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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #847 on: April 11, 2013, 02:19:36 pm »

Every time I read the CNN article about NK raising and lowering a missile, all I can think of is penis references. Which really, if you view this event from that context, is all it really is. Comparing thermonuclear wangs.

I think the international media will alarmingly report on every action of the North Korean army soon.
"South Korean spy satellites report that guards at the North Korean missile test site are drinking coffee! The United States has responded to this latest North Korean threat by relocating several Aegis cruisers to the Yellow Sea!"
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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #848 on: April 11, 2013, 02:24:33 pm »

Every time I read the CNN article about NK raising and lowering a missile, all I can think of is penis references. Which really, if you view this event from that context, is all it really is. Comparing thermonuclear wangs.

I think the international media will alarmingly report on every action of the North Korean army soon.
"South Korean spy satellites report that guards at the North Korean missile test site are drinking coffee! The United States has responded to this latest North Korean threat by relocating several Aegis cruisers to the Yellow Sea!"
It's not coffee. It's boiled snow.

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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #849 on: April 11, 2013, 02:28:42 pm »

Much better then our terrible American unrefined snow.

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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #850 on: April 11, 2013, 02:38:27 pm »

Every time I read the CNN article about NK raising and lowering a missile, all I can think of is penis references. Which really, if you view this event from that context, is all it really is. Comparing thermonuclear wangs.

I think the international media will alarmingly report on every action of the North Korean army soon.
"South Korean spy satellites report that guards at the North Korean missile test site are drinking coffee! The United States has responded to this latest North Korean threat by relocating several Aegis cruisers to the Yellow Sea!"
It's not coffee. It's boiled snow.
"North Korean defectors reported to DailyNK that guards at the North Korean missile test site have to drink boiled snow! Is famine returning to North Korea?"
 
On a completely unrelated note, my mind was recently blown by this old North Korean song.
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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #853 on: April 11, 2013, 02:52:30 pm »

Oh damn you thrice GI I'm listening to this on repeat now

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Re: Second Korean War Postponed to 15th [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #854 on: April 11, 2013, 02:54:21 pm »

Cuba, unlike NK, has decent public relations.
I doubt they are going to get that close to NK.
I doubt Michael Moore counts as decent public relations.
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