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Patience, young Padawan

24 (9.5%)

Bribe lazy owls

28 (11.1%)

Prod lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Beat lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Savagely beat lazy owls

33 (13.1%)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

66 (26.2%)

Abandon thread

18 (7.1%)

Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[USEC_OFFICER]

Hold Still, of course. It'd be horribly embarrassing to be killed by a technicality.

[Zorgn]

Hold very still. You're probably standing on a landmine that spews blinding acid or something.

[JackOSpades]

Ahhhh thwart the Assassin by Looking Down.

[TwilightWalker]

Be very, very still. Theyre hunting princesses, ehehehehehehehe.

And on that note, i vote princess 2 be named Belladonna.

[IronyOwl]

Week 3 Continued: Salvation



Oh no.


CLEARLY SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO STOP US FROM STEPPING INTO A PUDDLE OF MUD


But our knowledge of falcons will save us right?!


Our knowledge of falcons did not save us.


That snake is her pet, isn't it?


Her mother is going to have our head in a basket.


Neither swords nor falcons were enough to save us.

Valiant cousins to the rescue.


Your dumb snake nailed the wrong target.


Psshhh, "milk snake?" What kind of a wussy snake drinks milk? Bwahahahaha!

...this is why it tried to murder us, isn't it?


And plus I was carrying a vial of antidote just in case this precise thing happened.


I've played enough Oregon Trail to know where this is heading.


"May have?" This lady is either hedging her bets waaaaaaay too hard or entirely unfit to plot our grisly demise.

Plus she also saved... well, tried to save our life, kind of. Could've done with some more subtlety and misdirection there as well, really.


In her favor, her mother's probably the best poisoner in the kingdom.


So our rank terror has completely eclipsed our sapping depression. Who has time to mope about how our mother's dead when we're so busy waking in the dead of night screaming about snakes?



Our NSBFF is gone and the chapel's sermons now focus on how Jesus can protect you from being eaten alive by giant snakes whose heads turn into the faces of people you really liked moaning "I TRUUUUUUUUSTED YOUUUUUUUUUUU..." and "YOOOOOUR FAAAAAAAAAULT... AAAAAAALLL YOOOOOUR FAAAAAAAAAAULLT..."

And on that note, i vote princess 2 be named Belladonna.

HA! Joke's on you, Axespendable's still alive!

[Nirur Torir]

Our father should hear about this. Maybe he can assign a bodyguard who isn't interested in our painful and untimely death.

[Bluerobin]

Our mother should hear about this. Time to visit the tomb!

[JackOSpades]

Attend court it has the most pluses...

[Korbac]

Why isn't there an option for self study? I mean I'm a lazy shit but if I was almost ASSASSINATED I might, you know, take some self defence practice or something.

That said, get some advice from dad - he seems to moan a lot and will likely be useless but I want to confirm this before moving on.

[Hyo]

Do you really want to speak to your regent about a potential poisoning...? Like seriously, when in history was that ever a good idea.

No, visit the tombs. Play it safe. And besides, Afraid is one of the better mood modifiers (although Pressured is my favourite).

[USEC_OFFICER]

Alright then, let's visit that tomb for mixmaxing glory. And next time let's put some points into Composure so that we don't lose our only non-stabby psycho-friend, okay?

[Frumple]

Talk to papa. Dude actually seems somewhat concerned for us, and probably needs to know about an assassination attempt regardless. Plus I don't think he has anything to gain by offing us. Probably.

[JackOSpades]

Talk to papa. Dude actually seems somewhat concerned for us, and probably needs to know about an assassination attempt regardless. Plus I don't think he has anything to gain by offing us. Probably.

admit it Your just picking whatever option has "?" as a result 

[Frumple]

Nooo... I'm staying consistent. Went with papa last time, too. Getting some confirmation that disposable regent meatshield daddy's on our side is a good idea, methinks.

E: We should totes make it a goal to try and set the dude up for a rebound with our pet witch, at least once we've learned her ways and can prevent any unfortunate replacement heirs from appearing. He's already confirmed to like witches, so I figure, why not?

[Hyo]

Let's put it this way if the princess dies with no designated heir, the crown will most likely fall upon her father by default.

Nothing to gain? Are you people mad?

Seriously, pissing people off is like one of the easiest ways to die in this game.