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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 129258 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #195 on: January 20, 2014, 08:52:49 pm »

Why just one? Why not give the whole all the Pantheons the axe?

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superBlast

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #196 on: January 20, 2014, 08:53:05 pm »

Why just one? Why not give the whole Pantheon the axe?
+1 Yes! Sacrifice them all to our baby boy, Grate!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #197 on: January 20, 2014, 08:54:40 pm »

Why just one? Why not give the whole Pantheon the axe?
+1 Yes! Sacrifice them all to our baby boy, Grate!

I am certain you want to look over the post just above yours if that is your outlook.
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Nahere

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #198 on: January 20, 2014, 08:55:36 pm »

Edit: Wasn't paying enough attention, ignore this post.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2014, 08:57:07 pm by Nahere »
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WhitiusOpus

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #199 on: January 20, 2014, 08:55:43 pm »

Nooo! -1 to god killings! We will run out of monies! Already we have dropped our wallet stuffing to pocket change!
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Parsely

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #200 on: January 20, 2014, 08:55:58 pm »

Sacrifice ALL THE PANTHEONS. They will bow before the might of Grate.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #201 on: January 20, 2014, 08:57:39 pm »

Why just one? Why not give the whole all the Pantheons the axe?

FTFY
Never mind waht I said! This one is the +1!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #202 on: January 20, 2014, 08:58:42 pm »

set him up with stocks in some relatively low risk areas and give him 'babies first stock market' so he can learn, then give them a closet full of sets of clothing. Half normal, the other half Magical Girl cosplay.  Act normally towards the child when they wear the normal ones. Act incredibly kind and compassionate when they were the cosplay. Continue until conditioning is successful.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #203 on: January 20, 2014, 08:59:09 pm »

YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO DO THAT!

PAYING SHADY MEN TO KIDNAP GODS IS EXPENSIVE!

YOU HAVE A BITTA CHANGE!!

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #204 on: January 20, 2014, 08:59:53 pm »

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #205 on: January 20, 2014, 09:00:48 pm »

YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO DO THAT!

PAYING SHADY MEN TO KIDNAP GODS IS EXPENSIVE!

YOU HAVE A BITTA CHANGE!!

Aww.... guess we'll have to do that next year....

Teach Blake how to mug people I mean make us money I mean social skills!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #206 on: January 20, 2014, 09:01:02 pm »

BUY CRAYONS. MAKE GRATE DRAW MORE MONIES. HE MUST MEET DAILY QUOTA OF FOUR JILLION BUCKS OR BE PUNCHED.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #207 on: January 20, 2014, 09:01:37 pm »

Told you.

Congratulate Grate with a beating. INCREASE SURVIVALOUS!
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Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #208 on: January 20, 2014, 09:03:10 pm »

YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO DO THAT!

PAYING SHADY MEN TO KIDNAP GODS IS EXPENSIVE!

YOU HAVE A BITTA CHANGE!!

Aww.... guess we'll have to do that next year....

Teach Blake how to mug people I mean make us money I mean social skills!

Actually, never mind. +1
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Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #209 on: January 20, 2014, 09:06:37 pm »

Send kid to stockbroke for money!
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