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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 931213 times)

Lyeos

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #540 on: April 14, 2014, 03:02:51 pm »

I love each and every one of you. <3

I love you, Evicted Saint, for making this story. Just not in a weird way. I also apologize for my lack of artistic abilities, which directly relates to the lack of fan art from me. 3:

Also, Ask the weapon smith how he has been lately. And...Check inventory, dang it!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #541 on: April 14, 2014, 03:06:15 pm »

Check the weapon smith's inventory to see if he has a cheeseknife.

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Let's try to get into Plumpy's head a little. Ask him if he's ever met a chicken, since chickens are also kept for food. Tell him that chickens don't make sense, since they don't give milk. Why would anyone keep an animal that doesn't give milk? Has anyone ever told him that? Unless chickens can be milked. Has he ever milked a chicken? He doesn't have a bucket, so he didn't. Maybe chicken eggs could be milked. Has anyone ever tried that? And if chicken eggs can be milked, you could do that to all eggs. I wonder if plump helmet men lay eggs. Plumpy should give Misty the next eggs he lays so she can try milking them.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #542 on: April 14, 2014, 03:47:35 pm »

The artwork is absolutely amazing in this thread!

Let's talk to the next dorf in line, the nun.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #543 on: April 14, 2014, 04:12:21 pm »

Let's have a religious discussion with the nun. Keep changing the subject to cheese. When she tires of this, try to convert her to cheese worship.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #544 on: April 14, 2014, 10:38:51 pm »

That talk with plump helmet man. Hilarious.

Spoiler: Made a GIF as tribute. (click to show/hide)

It's, well, it's a thing. So that happened. In other news, I learned how to make gifs with gimp. Never again.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #545 on: April 14, 2014, 11:12:28 pm »

Let's have a religious discussion with the nun. Keep changing the subject to cheese. When she tires of this, try to convert her to cheese worship.
+1  i agree with this path
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #546 on: April 15, 2014, 03:28:34 pm »

try to convert her to cheese worship

Well, I'm sold at least :o

>talk at length to everyone about Cheese and the various types thereof
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #547 on: April 15, 2014, 03:57:04 pm »

Misty is secretly lactose intolerant.

Thats like being a colorblind fighter-pilot.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #548 on: April 15, 2014, 05:00:43 pm »

Let's have a religious discussion with the nun. Keep changing the subject to cheese. When she tires of this, try to convert her to cheese worship.
You guys fail to notice the anvils on her stole. If you've ever played rock paper scissors, you should know anvil always beats cheese.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #549 on: April 15, 2014, 06:03:22 pm »

Let's have a religious discussion with the nun. Keep changing the subject to cheese. When she tires of this, try to convert her to cheese worship.
You guys fail to notice the anvils on her stole. If you've ever played rock paper scissors, you should know anvil always beats cheese.

Oh... That's right... And what is it... Anvil beats cheese, plump helmet beats anvil?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #550 on: April 15, 2014, 06:05:27 pm »

Let's have a religious discussion with the nun. Keep changing the subject to cheese. When she tires of this, try to convert her to cheese worship.
You guys fail to notice the anvils on her stole. If you've ever played rock paper scissors, you should know anvil always beats cheese.

Oh... That's right... And what is it... Anvil beats cheese, plump helmet beats anvil?
That means cheese beats plump helmet...
Keheheh...

>Beat Plumpy until he'll beat the nun for us! (Yes, I am joking.)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #551 on: April 15, 2014, 06:31:49 pm »

>Beat Plumpy until he'll beat the nun for us! (Yes, I am joking.)

We can't, we still don't have any cheese. We must be losing if our cheese count is still at 0.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #552 on: April 16, 2014, 05:55:46 am »

Well we DO have that statue... So by my math our cheese count is 0.5
Plumpy is out of our league, he's plump helmet count is pretty high...
Declare a truce with Plumpy... FOR NOW.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #553 on: April 19, 2014, 01:23:16 pm »

>Search for some disguise in case the fortress guard catches up to you.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #554 on: April 19, 2014, 06:58:06 pm »

>Remember who your mother is so we can possibly decifer if she is a kobold or something.

>Ask engineer why he and his sister wear togas.
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