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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Lyeos]

I love each and every one of you. <3

I love you, Evicted Saint, for making this story. Just not in a weird way. I also apologize for my lack of artistic abilities, which directly relates to the lack of fan art from me. 3:

Also, Ask the weapon smith how he has been lately. And...Check inventory, dang it!

[AfellowDwarf]

Check the weapon smith's inventory to see if he has a cheeseknife.

Edit:

Let's try to get into Plumpy's head a little. Ask him if he's ever met a chicken, since chickens are also kept for food. Tell him that chickens don't make sense, since they don't give milk. Why would anyone keep an animal that doesn't give milk? Has anyone ever told him that? Unless chickens can be milked. Has he ever milked a chicken? He doesn't have a bucket, so he didn't. Maybe chicken eggs could be milked. Has anyone ever tried that? And if chicken eggs can be milked, you could do that to all eggs. I wonder if plump helmet men lay eggs. Plumpy should give Misty the next eggs he lays so she can try milking them.

[Urist_McGamer]

The artwork is absolutely amazing in this thread!

Let's talk to the next dorf in line, the nun.

[AfellowDwarf]

Let's have a religious discussion with the nun. Keep changing the subject to cheese. When she tires of this, try to convert her to cheese worship.

[Mr Space Cat]

That talk with plump helmet man. Hilarious.

Spoiler: Made a GIF as tribute. (click to show/hide)

It's, well, it's a thing. So that happened. In other news, I learned how to make gifs with gimp. Never again.

[kibaseviltwin]

Let's have a religious discussion with the nun. Keep changing the subject to cheese. When she tires of this, try to convert her to cheese worship.

+1  i agree with this path

[brokegamer]

try to convert her to cheese worship

Well, I'm sold at least

>talk at length to everyone about Cheese and the various types thereof

[pisskop]

Misty is secretly lactose intolerant.

Thats like being a colorblind fighter-pilot.

[Raul351]

Let's have a religious discussion with the nun. Keep changing the subject to cheese. When she tires of this, try to convert her to cheese worship.

You guys fail to notice the anvils on her stole. If you've ever played rock paper scissors, you should know anvil always beats cheese.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Let's have a religious discussion with the nun. Keep changing the subject to cheese. When she tires of this, try to convert her to cheese worship.

You guys fail to notice the anvils on her stole. If you've ever played rock paper scissors, you should know anvil always beats cheese.

Oh... That's right... And what is it... Anvil beats cheese, plump helmet beats anvil?

[Lyeos]

Let's have a religious discussion with the nun. Keep changing the subject to cheese. When she tires of this, try to convert her to cheese worship.

You guys fail to notice the anvils on her stole. If you've ever played rock paper scissors, you should know anvil always beats cheese.

Oh... That's right... And what is it... Anvil beats cheese, plump helmet beats anvil?

That means cheese beats plump helmet...
Keheheh...

>Beat Plumpy until he'll beat the nun for us! (Yes, I am joking.)

[Raul351]

>Beat Plumpy until he'll beat the nun for us! (Yes, I am joking.)

We can't, we still don't have any cheese. We must be losing if our cheese count is still at 0.

[Cattani]

Well we DO have that statue... So by my math our cheese count is 0.5
Plumpy is out of our league, he's plump helmet count is pretty high...
Declare a truce with Plumpy... FOR NOW.

[Gwozdziuch]

>Search for some disguise in case the fortress guard catches up to you.

[Ramaraunt]

>Remember who your mother is so we can possibly decifer if she is a kobold or something.

>Ask engineer why he and his sister wear togas.