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End it.

3 (27.3%)

Reboot it.

8 (72.7%)

Neither.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[ShadowDragon]

Respawn, and try to get all the gods to remove Jack from power by telling them all the horrors he has done, and all that he has abused his powers. 4 points.

All gods are players or dead.

Bring knowledge of peaceful resistance to all peoples of the universe.  Two points.

[2+1] You just give it to the galaxy.

Right. While everyone else is busy messing things up, play basketball for charity.
((Frostmoon: Yeah, it's pretty fun if you don't mind the weirdos, a group including myself. You should get involved more!))
((Also, Frostmoon needs to be added to the list for point totals.))

Thanks for pointing that out. [2] You can't find any charities.

It is unhealthy to be so weak while holding so much power... Obtain greater combat bonus for my terrifying psychic might. 2 points

[4+2] You gain a +3 combat bonus, but cannot flee.

Secure my godhood while precisely smiting Coolrune in a way that fixes Earth.

I'm an Overgod.

1 point.

EDIT: Also, my combat bonus is 8 points, not 3.

Thank you for telling me about mistakes. [6] You crush Coolrune between the shards as you put them together.

Welcome MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.

(Bwuhahahah! :3)

((Frostmoon: Yeah, it's pretty fun if you don't mind the weirdos, a group including myself. You should get involved more!))

(Hey, I'm also what's generally considered a 'weirdo', so I'll fit in just fine. :3)

Attempt to calm down the hyper-aggressive troops of Felidaeton by using pictures of lolcats.

1 point.

[2+1] They no longer attack you or cats.

Uhh well, that didn't really work out.  Whoops.  Let's try creating a kitten shelter for the survivors of Spendpointia.

[1] You preform orbital bombardment on kittens. They like that, right?

Create a new avatar on Earth. Apply for the AoBE. I may be the god of death and murder, but hey! RAINBOWS!

[2] Avatar creation failed. And the rainbows you create cause murder.

Use feast to attract more followers. +1

[4+1] You gain a lot more followers.

Study curses because fuck that

[1] You find that there is practically not information about curses available.

Improve living conditions for all my subordinates. All of them.
2 points for bonus.

[3+2] All on your planet now live in luxury.

Convince the Grand Doomers not to attack the soldiers.1 point for luck.

[1+1] You fail.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Ethereal:59
Nunzillor:8
DaveTheGrave:47
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:10
LordSlowpoke:5
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:11
Lyeos:6
Scotsmen:9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:3
poketwo:5
Nosaneinme:36
BFEL:38
Coolrune206:10
BlitzDungeoneer:12
Sergarr:8
Spacefaye:36
4maskwolf:3
Humaan:2
Frostmoon:2

Spoiler: Special abilities (click to show/hide)

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[Punch into future]
Scotsmen
[EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
GM
[New powers on demand]
[Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
None.

[Lyeos]

B-but... I still get to play basketball, right?

[IcyTea31]

Hey, it's not my fault the rainbows cause murder...well, it is, but they're RAINBOWS! Who cares if they cause murders?

Go all Kira and place MurderBows^TM in front of evil people, then remove them before anyone else can see them. Reapply for the ABE.

[Jack A T]

With the great voice of a god, politely encourage survivors of the assorted stuff that has happened to humanity to create new settlements.
Smite Coolrune a lot, but without collateral damage.

1 point for sub-continental activity, plus 1 point for a bonus.

[Coolrune206]

Spin all players into a fury against Jack A T, forcing them to attack him next turn before their actions. 8 points for the thingy, and 2 points to go before Jack A T can smite me.

[LordSlowpoke]

B-but... I still get to play basketball, right?

COME ON AND SLAM

AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

+5

[The Froggy Ninja]

Build a dimensional device that rips a hole on spacetime on whoever tries to do something that would cause significant damage to earth, the universe, or spendpointia. 2 points.

[Lyeos]

B-but... I still get to play basketball, right?

COME ON AND SLAM

AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

+5

See reply number 266, page 18 with the standard 15 per page setting.

[LordSlowpoke]

i don't care that the game is rigged, the +5 is for the spectacle

[IcyTea31]

((You could just spend those points to remove the autowin ability from him...))

[LordSlowpoke]

((You could just spend those points to remove the autowin ability from him...))

i don't care that the game is rigged

you people have a really difficult time understanding simple concepts lately

is it the weather

[Lyeos]

((You could just spend those points to remove the autowin ability from him...))

((Wait until I get to reenact Space Jam, first!  ))

[Beirus]

Go make a new galaxy. Or Solar System if I can't make a galaxy. With Pokemon.

[4maskwolf]

Grant Jack additional power.

[Sarrak]

Content, return to investigate the other reality. Now try to find if there any godlike powerful individuals/communities.