Send the horrors to drink the coffee. All of it.
[4] They drink the coffee. That does not appear to impede it.
spend 1 point to. Make some power armor, either fall out or warhammer variety they both are kinda the same
[4] Power armor get.
Syncronize movement vector with the new solar system so it won't be a collision, but controlled approarch. +1
Warship drones will eliminate all lifeforms.
Consume whole system in my insatiated hunger to multiply.
[2
+1] You dodge into a gas giant. You are unharmed.
Your warships don't find any lifeforms in the system.
[4] Your miners collect the entire gas giant you entered.
By the way, your destined death is near. Maybe you should do something about that.
attempt to repair any know holes/rips/damage to reality if no known holes/rips/damage to reality exist search for them
[2] You don't find or repair any damage to reality.
Store the timemachine in a safe place that it wont be affected by an overpoint action, and that I can go back to after respawning
You cannot access any such place.
I used five point to make TimeSuit something like
expect time abilties last 10 minutes instead 10 sec also add Forward
So go Stop,Slow,Reverse,Forward time to my please(for 10 minutes)
[3
+2] Done.
"Hehehe... At last, plenty of good coffee to drink..."
Have a good taste of this all-consuming acidic coffee!
[4] You reach out and drink some of it.
Become immune to any acids (including coffee)required points + 3 for luck
6 points charged. [4
+3] You are now immune to all effects of all acids, and die as a result. Become alkaline ghost?
The coffee floods bigjaredmonkey's reality yet again.
bigjaredmonkey: 19
Nunzillor: 20
poketwo: 29
Paphi: 22
AoshimaMichio: 12
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 9
Beirus: 25
Sarrak: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 12
LuckyKobold: 27
spazyak: 4
Nosaneinme: 1
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Has unreal-seeming eldritch horror minions.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Dead.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
Dead.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Self and machines are immune to coffee.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones with FTL communication.
Has carrier drones with FTL communication.
Has FTL communication.
Has a lot of raw materials.
Has solar system that is on a collision course with him.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 1100 strong (as of turn 31), which gains 100 members per turn.
Space cats have short-range teleportation.
spazyak
Has an electric sword that can harm anything it hits.
Nosaneinme
Has time suit that allows time manipulation up to 10 minutes.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Flooded with acidic coffee.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Know where some sapient, pacifist squids are.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Know how to weaken baconflour to gain more control over it.
Have several baconflours.
Have a lot of weakened baconflours.
About 50% are dead.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
About half are dead.
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