Okay to begin with, just so everyone knows, my army has no demons in it. Now that we have that out of the way I will send my army to assault Satan's palace, while I study up on dimensional magic, or specificly how to make it so that damned souls go to Heaven instead of hell. Also if possible hire a Tiefling assistant.
Satan vaporizes your entire army.
[4] You learn that souls are sorted into Heaven or Hell by a system created and administrated by God.
Drive Spazyak insane.
[5] You cause spazyak to not be able to perceive you.
"Sorry bout that, Generally Me."
Warp the reality of the galaxy so that it is much harder for a player to successfully attack another player, meaning that they get a debuff when trying to attack. + needed points
Drive Spazyak insane.
I won't attack you because of this...
Get Timothy to reality warp a clone of me into existence +1
Get my Anti God Empire to nullify all of Coolrunes creations
Take away Coolrunes new powers
UDC help me
Timothy politely refuses to create a clone of Generally me.
Generally me is killed by Coolrune's clones.
This is why you shouldn't go kill people.
Warp the reality of the galaxy so that it is much harder for a player to successfully attack another player, meaning that they get a debuff when trying to attack. + needed points
Thank you for doing that.
Assist Coolrune. We need to do this.
Warp the reality of the galaxy so that it is much harder for a player to successfully attack another player, meaning that they get a debuff when trying to attack. + needed points
Thank you for doing that.
Assist Coolrune. We need to do this.
Agreed. Assist Coolrune.
Which galaxy?
"Hey would you look at that, there is a portal to earth here. I'll just stay here now, maybe later..."
Me: attempt to summon a minor servant called Leo. Sidekick: attempt to summon an eldritch servant or stuff like that
[2] Your summoning fails.
[1] Your sidekick is collected by an eldritch horror.
Drive Spazyak insane.
sorry bub but that has already happened! HAHAHAHAHa
Build that ship that I posted earlier for hazard+1 points.
[2
+1] You build most of the ship, but its weapons and shielding are incomplete.
Patlice to learn sorcery to ascend, Add Cyber to make make Ultimate of Genetic,Technology and Magic with all my points
[3
+3] You rebuild your body into an magical, eldritch, and robotic form.
Karma's a bitch.
Respawn as the 4th dimension
[5] You are now time.
Appear!
[2] You are in a shady back alley, with no one visible nearby.
Help homeworld do science. +1
[3
+1] The homeworld gains some more information.
Grant the mortals on my world magic.
[1] They wipe themselves out.
Search for power.
[4] You find a warehouse of generators.
Replace Hiddenleafguy with a loyal demon lord.
[5] Done.
Beirus: 41
Nosaneinme: 4
AoshimaMichio: 18
Sarrak: 36
High tyrol: 41
endlessblaze: 33
Salsacookies: 37
poketwo: 41
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 24
Generally me: 8
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 4
DoctorMcTaalik: 14
conein: 9
H4zardZ1: 4
Whisperling: 12
Hiddenleafguy: 4
FallacyofUrist: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Generally me
Time.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
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