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End it.

3 (27.3%)

Reboot it.

8 (72.7%)

Neither.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[Megggas]

Search for water and food before I die of thirst or hunger.

[spazyak]

SMITE PAPHI FOR THE TREACHEROUS BUG HE IS, USE MY DESTRUCTIVE FIELD TO RAVAGE AND RIP HIM TO PIECES AND OBLITERATE HIM WHILE RELEASING THE SOUL ENERGY I HAVE CONSUMED IN A  LARGE BLAST THAT SHALL REND HIM APART! ALL UDC FORCES SHALL BOMBARD HIM AND HIS FORCES WITH THEIR ANTI-GOD WEAPONRY!. +1 points for luck

[Generally me]

Summon an army of space unicorns under my control.

[spazyak]

Summon an army of space unicorns under my control.

I request your assistance sir!

[Whisperling]

So, I have turns without existing.

Become a sentient paradox.

[Paphi]

Steal spazyak's power before I destroy them.

Forcibly restrain spazyak and send their power to my moon-selves in exchange for protection from the others' attacks. +5

[spazyak]

Spend five points to make it impossible to turn hell into clones of coolrune, if that is impossible due to him already having done that, turn it back to normal using 5 points. Then, if I still have time put the amulet in a spot where present me will easily find it.

IF you wish to do what you plan to do, you must first help me destroy the greatest threat to your wishes and to your home. scratch my back and i shall scratch yours.

[spazyak]

Steal spazyak's power before I destroy them.

You shouldn't have messed with the god of destruction and currently democratically elected commander of the UDC armed forces for life!

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Ah Satan, perhaps the biggest threat to our continued survival. As I believe you know I found an amulet capable of nullifying one of his most potent sources of power. Now all we need is some extremely powerful holy artifact. The holy grail or the ark of the covenant should suffice. Or about 100 churches."

[spazyak]

"Ah Satan, perhaps the biggest threat to our continued survival. As I believe you know I found an amulet capable of nullifying one of his most potent sources of power. Now all we need is some extremely powerful holy artifact. The holy grail or the ark of the covenant should suffice. Or about 100 churches."

Just help me with dealing with Paphi and I will get you this, though I remember having the vulnerabilities when I was Satan

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Very well, I shall help you...  Deal with paphi"
Change my action to study magic.

[spazyak]

"Very well, I shall help you...  Deal with paphi"
Change my action to study magic.

well warning. If Paphi kills me, he will become a lot more powerfull and shall bring about the end.

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Okay don't get your panties in a bunch. But when I am done I shall get your help to find a holy artifact of sufficient power."
Change my action again. This time I shall go and find a polearm and violently murder paphi while shouting "BET YA WISHED YOU BOUGHT LIFE INSURANCE NOW!" to throw off police investigation.

[H4zardZ1]

Assist with Killing Paphi.

[ShadowDragon]

Give armors and joy to everyone.

[6] You put armor in every closet within a kilometer.

Search for water and food before I die of thirst or hunger.

[4] You find enough food and water to survive until Earth is restored.

SMITE PAPHI FOR THE TREACHEROUS BUG HE IS, USE MY DESTRUCTIVE FIELD TO RAVAGE AND RIP HIM TO PIECES AND OBLITERATE HIM WHILE RELEASING THE SOUL ENERGY I HAVE CONSUMED IN A  LARGE BLAST THAT SHALL REND HIM APART! ALL UDC FORCES SHALL BOMBARD HIM AND HIS FORCES WITH THEIR ANTI-GOD WEAPONRY!. +1 points for luck

Steal spazyak's power before I destroy them.

Forcibly restrain spazyak and send their power to my moon-selves in exchange for protection from the others' attacks. +5

"Okay don't get your panties in a bunch. But when I am done I shall get your help to find a holy artifact of sufficient power."
Change my action again. This time I shall go and find a polearm and violently murder paphi while shouting "BET YA WISHED YOU BOUGHT LIFE INSURANCE NOW!" to throw off police investigation.

Assist with Killing Paphi.

spazyak, Hiddenleafguy and H4zardZ1 kill alternate Paphi.
[3+2] Paphi transfers alternate spazyak's power to non-alternate Paphi.

Summon an army of space unicorns under my control.

[3] You summon ten space unicorns.

So, I have turns without existing.

Become a sentient paradox.

[6] You do that, which damages reality.
Then, the time loop restarts.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 46
Nosaneinme: 9
AoshimaMichio: 23
Sarrak: 39
High tyrol: 46
endlessblaze: 38
Salsacookies: 42
poketwo: 46
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 15
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 25
Generally me: 2
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 9
DoctorMcTaalik: 19
conein: 9
H4zardZ1: 5
Whisperling: 17
Hiddenleafguy: 9
FallacyofUrist: 9
Megggas: 6

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is reality.
  Doesn't have very fine control over himself.

endlessblaze
  A god.

High tyrol
  Private in Bubblaria's military.

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Has small company of mercenaries.
  Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
  Has basic demonic magic.
  The concept of cubes, given material form.
  Can always act in the present.
  Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
  Has a blessed scroll of charging.

Generally me
  Time.
  Has a lot of clones that will guard them.
  Has one-use immunity to reboots.

Nosaneinme
  A magical and eldritch robot.
  Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
  Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
  Rules an interstellar empire.

Sarrak
  Can tell which dimension he is in.
  Can reply to telepathy.
  Merged with hell.
  In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
  Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.

Coolrune206
  Hypergod of healing.
  Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
  Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
  Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
  Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
  Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
  Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
  Has malevolent rolls.

Nunzillor
  Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
  Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
  Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.

AoshimaMichio
  An archangel.
  Will be revived by angels if killed.
  May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
  Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.

Paphi
  All of a planet's moons.
  Has a lot of eldritch power.
  Rules Earth.
  Has lost 1 moon.
  Is nearly immune to being sealed.

DoctorMcTaalik
  Has angered a lot of demon lords.
  Is Cthulhu.
  Is sealed in R'lyeh.

conein
  A superhero.
  Can fly.
  Is nearly invulnerable.
  Has greatly increased strength.
  Is a wizard.
  Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
  On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.

H4zardZ1
  In a demonic base.
  Skilled martial artist.
  Knows basic spaceship piloting.

poketwo
  A dead ork.
  Has a lot of dead orks following them.
  Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
  Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.

Hiddenleafguy
  Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.

Whisperling
  A ghost.
  Can control any number of souls.

spazyak
  The naval commander of the UDC.
  Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Altered laws
  endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
  Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.

Earth
  Fully restored.
  Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
  Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.

Hell
  Has no planets.
  Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
  Greatly weakens chaos magic.
  Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.

Satan's palace
  In hell.
  Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.

Local Hell
  The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
  Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.

Bubblaria
  A city.
  Very large.
  Bigger on the inside.
  Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
  In Hell.
  Not actually called Bubblaria.
  Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
  Practically an anarchy.
  Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.

Cavern full of houses
  Part of Local Hell.
  The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.

endlessblaze's planet
  About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
  About half is barren.
  Surface covered in murderous plants.
  Its grass makes the area around it cold.
  Has rivers of liquid fire.

Timothy's world
  A death world.
  Thriving.

Generally me's empire
  Interstellar.
  Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
  Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.

Paphi's planet
  Orbited by Paphi.
  Covered in voidbeasts.
  Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
  Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
  Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
  Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
  Has some labs on it.
  Has a large portal to Earth on it.

Generally me's galaxy
  10% unstable stars by mass.
  Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
  The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.

Spoiler: Timeline (click to show/hide)

Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
Earth is devastated.
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
Turn 21
Paphi drains part of the spaceship-controlling horror's power.
The Protector gains a large increase in power.
Nosaneinme unseals the spaceship-controlling horror and places it in its spaceship.
Turn 22
The Protector's power is increased further.
Turn 23
Spaceship-controlling horror resealed.
conein spawns as a powerful superhero.
Turn 24
Paphi's champion becomes an NPC.
Turn 25
Coolrune's clones gain anti-mind-control jewellery.
Orks rebel against spazyak.
Spacehip-controlling horror reunsealed.
Turn 26
Generally me gains enough power to create universes, at the cost of versatility.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER becomes the concept of cubes given material form.
Turn 27
Generally me creates an unstable-star-filled galaxy.
Turn 28
Orks genocided.
Generally me creates 5 sapient species in their galaxy.
Turn 29
New portal between Earth and Paphi's planet opened.
Turn 30
Conein gets an even more powerful sidekick.
Turn 31
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER finds a wand of wishing.
Turn 32
Generally me enslaves the leaders of the species in their galaxy.
Turn 33
The UDC forms.
Hell is sealed off.
Turn 34
Hiddenleafguy takes over Local Hell.
spazyak, Satan's palace and one of Paphi's moons are destroyed.
Turn 35
Earth is restored to it's former glory.
Non-player orks lose the ability to do anything but attack Paphi.
Turn 36
Coolrune206 ascends to the status of hypergod.
Turn 37
Generally me dies.
Turn 38
Generally me respawns as time.
Turn 39
Time loop starts.

Spoiler: Alternate character states (click to show/hide)

conein
  Can control metal. (Gained t1)
  Has several thousand suits of metal armour. (Gained t26)
spazyak
  God of destruction and weapons.
  Projects an aura that tries to destroy everything within a meter. (Both gained t3 and lost t37)
  Is being watched by an very powerful angel.
Hiddenleafguy
  Has an amulet that grants immunity to angelic magic. (Gained t23)
Whisperling
  Is a sapient paradox. (Gained t39, usable before then.)