Ancient Dwarven Techniques
Sarah instinctively drew a hand to feel the cooling hole in her ear. Exactly at the lobule. It took only a split-thought to brush away any anger welling up in her, due to one single thought.
I hate earrings.
"I never wore earrings."
Move to choke and disarm the one that shot at me, utilizing any cover to...throw off his aim, or in the least distract him (throw at him?)
"AY WATCH IT YA LITTLE SHIT." he yells at the policeman he just stunned.
He appears to be sobering up a bit, even if he is still absolutely irate, he can now form coherent sentences.
On to Cop #2, Low-Kick three times, finishing with a spinning hook.
“Comrades! I think these pigs are bringing some ruckus! Let us deliver some harder ruckus into their innards!”
Darkness Chainsaw the nearest enemy in the guts! Then duck and try to blend in to some black sheets or something to prepare for a sneak attack.
"I suppose it would be wise to upgrade your threat classification, officers," Nurse Akane notes.
Spread Laser on Policemen 1, 2, 3 if possible. If one of them is dead already, shoot another one. If two are dead, hit random one with an ordinary laser.
Krrosh snaps out of his fugue!
Headbutt nearest police officer in the nuts, then chop his face!
Krrosh Anvilhumper snaps out of his daydreams consisting of anvils and humping, and charges Policeman #1, maneuvering into a flying somersault attack. This sends Krrosh flying over his target and he slams head-first through a window, shattering the glass and landing on the other side. Fortunately, he's relatively unharmed. The cop makes his way to Krrosh with a Baton drawn, and utilizes his powers of Police Brutality! He bashes Krrosh, but the Dwarf goes into the fetal position and absorbs the brunt of the force with his meaty forearms and thigh muscles.
MC Nigel recovers from the immediate shock of his injury and vaults over the bar, and seeing how Rubric had thrown Policeman #2 onto the floor, makes him his new target. The ninja pulls out his Darkness Chainsaw and leaps at the lawman,
Leatherface'ing him right in the stomach. The police-grade armor is no match for the spinning teeth of the industrialized death machine and soon the floor is soaked in blood, Nigel receiving the group's official first kill.
Sarah, after realizing that she had been shot, reaches over for to a spare glass beer bottle on the ground and chucks it at Policeman #4. The bottle shatters across his leg, the force and glass deflected by his metal armor. He looks at Sarah, and beneath his faceplate she can tell he's probably not amused. He reloads his Goya Gun, but Sarah uses this brief window of time to rush at him and kick him square in the chest. He flies back, losing the grip on his firearm and slamming into the wall. Before he can slump down to the ground, Sarah presses her right forearm against his neck, one of the few parts of his body not armored. He struggles, trying to pull Sarah's arm away, when she takes her left hand and slams his head against the wall, effectively bludgeoning his skull with the back of his metal helmet; he finally falls over knocked out cold.
Nurse Akane's system resets eyes glow red as she approaches the police like some sort of Terminator. She fires a laser at Policeman #1, who ducks just in time for the shot to incinerate the dart board behind him, rather than his head.
Policeman #3 turns around just in time for Rubric Dao to begin kicking the shit out of him. His triple low-kick assault causes the cop to buckle over, setting him up for a Spinning Hook. The punch lands straight on the hardest part of the Policeman's helmet, and Dao's strength and technique does not manage to connect through inches of reinforced steel.
As the two remaining Policemen raise their guns with the intent to fire, a wiry, older Chinese man in a suit runs down the stairs from the upper floor and pulls out two Revolvers, firing upon the police. Whatever his bullets are made out of, they puncture straight through the police armor and the two cops crumple to the floor. The shooter, infuriated, runs down the stars, berating the Party. "LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, UNCLE WILL KILL ME! EVERYONE OUT OF THE BAR, NOW!" He says, firing into the ceiling.
Victory!
Experience: +75%
Available Loot:
Police Armor x3: State-of-the-art Police Armor, not too heavy but able to take the brunt of small-arms fire as well as conventional bludgeoning, cutting and slashing weapons. Usable: Everyone
Police Helmet x2: Protects the head from an assortment of weaponry, comes complete with a Facemask with one-way visibility. Usable: Everyone
Square Enix Goya Gun x4: Produced in a Square Enix Arms Factory, these Rifles shoot a single piercing laser beam designed to pierce armor and incapacitate. Usable: Guns'braster, Android, Shinobi Technician, Ex-Intelligence Agent "Answer me, dammit!"
Slap the dwarf
Johnny Johnson the 3rd slaps the rescued Drunk Dwarf, whose face turns red. "AVENGE ME." He then uses the ancient technique of punching Johnny Johnson in the balls and running away. The Zaubermancer falls to the ground, clutching his wounded jewels. By the time he manages to look up again, the Dwarf is gone.
Doctor Bear
Level 1 Android
Weapon: Laser - A Standard android laser. Pew pew pew.
Clothes: Specialized Tunic - Oddly specific hole placed near the lower back. Normal otherwise.
Bling:
Techniques:
Laser - Shoots an enemy with a laser. Moderate damage, high accuracy.
Stratagems:
Spread Laser - LASERS. Shoots up to 3 enemies with a laser. Costs 10 BP.
BP: 18/18
Health: Fine
MC Nigel the Deadly Ninja Assassin, Shinobi Technician
Level 1 Shinobi Technician
Weapon: Unsilenced Pistol - Incredibly stealth. If it didn't have the minor side effects of muzzle flash and gunshot sound followed by someone falling to the ground screaming in agony, you wouldn't be able to even tell anything happened.
Clothes: Black Pajama Suit - Invaluable when blending into a background composed of black bedsheets.
Bling:
Techniques:
Shadow Takedown - The Shinobi silently brings down a target by running up to them and beating the shit out of them with jumping punches and flying dropkicks, possibly throwing a chair or two. Moderate damage, moderate accuracy, high stealth.
Darkness Chainsaw - Pull out a Chainsaw to sneak up on an unsuspecting enemy to stealthy remove their innards. Fairly-high damage, fairly-low accuracy, high stealth.
Stratagems:
Molotov Toss - Light an enemy on fire with a Molotov to distract them from an actual attack. Lowers Agility. Costs 6 BP.
Shotgun Sneak - Assassinate two enemies with a double-barreled shotgun before the rest of their group even knows an attack commenced. Target up to 2 enemies. Costs 10 BP.
BP: 8/18
Health: Left Shoulder Burned
Rubric "Kitty-Kitty" Dao
Level 1 Non-Pacifist Monk
Weapon: Unarmed - The default Non-Pacifist Monk weapon, a skilled martial artist's punch or kick can be just as deadly as any guns'hot or b-ball attack.
Clothes: White Gi - A simple Eastern get-up for practicing the material arts. Be wary of food stains.
Bling:
Combo Meter:10 Combo Points
Attacks:
Jab - A quick straight punch. Low damage, decent accuracy. 2 Combo Points.
Low Kick - Straight to the shins. Moderate damage, moderately-low accuracy. 2 Combo Points.
Punch - A powerful hook. Decent damage, moderate accuracy. 3 Combo Points.
Finishers:
Spinning Hook - A hard swing targeting the skull. Lowers Brain. 4 Combo Points
Sweep - A spinning kick to send your target to the ground. Lowers Agility. 6 Combo Points.
Stratagems:
Holy Touch - Invoke healing powers to erase wounds. Heals a moderate amount. Costs 10 BP.
Medical Knowledge - Recall teachings to eradicate ailments. Stops Ailments. Costs 20 BP.
BP: 30/30
Health: Fine
Krrosh Anvilhumper
Level 1 Celtic Space Warlord
Weapon: Rusty Claymore - Nothing beats a rusty claymore if you want to stock up on obsolete, ruined weaponry!
Clothes: Tattered Kilt - The tattering isn't all that bad, it didn't cover up that much to begin with.
Bling:
Techniques:
Charge! - Run at the target before launching at them with the pointy part of your weapon. Decent damage, fairly low accuracy.
Slice n' Dice - If you swing it around enough, you'll be bound to hit them at some point. High damage, low accuracy.
Stratagems:
Beserker - Let the thirst for death seep through your veins! Increases Strength. Costs 5 BP.
Dance of the Barbarian - Front-flips are an essential part of Warlord culture. Targets up to 2 Enemies. Costs 10 BP.
BP: 10/10
Health: Fine
Johnny Johnson the 2nd
Level 1 Zaubermancer
Weapon: Basic Zauber - A somewhat respectable blade, at least if you didn't know it was bought for 42 Neo-Shekels in a Chinese souvenir store.
Clothing: Robes - Long and mysterious.
Bling:
Techniques:
Zauber Strike - Launches an elemental attack according to the type of Zauber wielded. Moderate damage, moderate accuracy, elemental properties.
Dash Slice - Slash apart a monster with precision cuts. Low damage, high accuracy.
Zeta Scan - Use tactical knowledge to decipher the patterns of your opponents. Targets all enemies, slightly lowers Agility.
Stratagems:
Fire Zauber - Creates a wall of fire around an enemy, lowering their Strength. Costs 10 BP.
Water Zauber - Showers up to 3 enemies with deadly waters, inflicting either Dysentery or Glaucoma. Costs 15 BP.
Ice Zauber - Freezes an enemy to keep them in place to deliver a sophisticated, powerful strike. Costs 20 BP.
BP: 32/32
Health: Fine
Sarah
Level 1 Ex-Intelligence Agent
Weapon: Baton - Plastic and non-lethal, which is good because you don't have to worry about accidental death ending the interrogation prematurely.
Clothes: Cheap Suit - Good enough for work, unless you had to attend a dinner party.
Bling:
Techniques:
Incapacitate - ?
Choke - ?
Stratagems:
Eliminate - SERVICES NO LONGER REQUIRED. Costs 15 BP.
Bribe - FORWARD FUNDS TO CAYMAN ISLANDS ACCOUNT. Costs X Amount of Neo Shekels.
BP:20/20
Health: Left Ear Pierced
A lot of stuff I've had to deal with for the past couple of weeks, but with most of it over with, I thought I'd treat myself, and you guys, with an update.
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