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[technicallyAdventurer]

I have no idea what's happening anymore, but I am amused.

[Tawa]

To summarize.

-Dampe sued everybody for sigtext and malpractice and charged me with premeditated vehicular deicide.
-Furtuka and I began a debate on whether Pathos having a sigtext would make everybody liable for sigtext, to which he has yet to respond.
-Blitz and Endlessblaze are playing Street Fighter in the hallway outside the defendants' lobbies.
-The reincarnated Lemons, who was originally destroyed in the courtroom bombing, was dropped off here via airlift.
-Dampe escaped the author of Don Quixote, who accosted him in the desert, and arrived here to do battle with his evil prosecutor clone or something.
-I'm pretty sure the sprite I've used for you has been standing next to the sprite I've used for me, which has changed from Godot to Phoenix as a result of my abrupt change in profession, the entire time.

[Vgray]

An emerald dragon hangs down from the courtroom ceiling. Somehow.

"Please don't mind me. I'm just here for the show."

[endlessblaze]

To summarize.

-Dampe sued everybody for sigtext and malpractice and charged me with premeditated vehicular deicide.
-Furtuka and I began a debate on whether Pathos having a sigtext would make everybody liable for sigtext, to which he has yet to respond.
-Blitz and Endlessblaze are playing Street Fighter in the hallway outside the defendants' lobbies.
-The reincarnated Lemons, who was originally destroyed in the courtroom bombing, was dropped off here via airlift.
-Dampe escaped the author of Don Quixote, who accosted him in the desert, and arrived here to do battle with his evil prosecutor clone or something.
-I'm pretty sure the sprite I've used for you has been standing next to the sprite I've used for me, which has changed from Godot to Phoenix as a result of my abrupt change in profession, the entire time.

((speaking of.....BLITZ POST AN ACTION SO I CAN INCENRATE YOU!))

[Dampe]

I have no idea what's happening anymore

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((No.))

[Tawa]

"Your silence says everything, Mr. Furtuka. I'm going to go over to the courtroom Dampe's at."

June 5th
6:40 PM EST
Courtroom #42

All rise, court is now in session.





"Shall we begin, Mr. Dampe?"

[Tawa]

"Um... The prosecution hasn't been here in five days... can someone stand in for him?"

[ARGH ACE ATTORNEY WIKI WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE QUALITY SCANS]

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"I'll volunteer, I suppose."
Blitz somehow appears in the courtroom again.

[Tawa]

"Alright, good. Now let's look at the charges. Everybody is being sued for 84th degree sigtext and charged with malpractice. I'm being charged with premeditated vehicular deicide. These are the correct charges, yes?"

Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)

Tawarochir Law Offices Attorney's Badges
Tawarochir and co.'s attorney's badges. Proof of their profession.
Dampe's Prosecutor's Badge
Dampe's prosecutor's badge. Edgeworth's mentor says it's more chic to keep it in one's pocket.
Wikipedia Article
Wikipedia article on objections in law. Could come in handy.
Tawarochir's Business Card
Tawarochir Law Offices' business card. Has the address of this thread, the phone number of this thread, and Tawa's, his protégé's, and Techy's names on it.
Punishment for Misuse of Magic Cats
Unusually strict regulations on magic cat usage. Life in the circus, no parole.
List of Charges
Dampe's charges against the defendants. Everybody is being sued for 84th degree sigtext and charged with malpractice. Tawarochir is being charged with premeditated vehicular deicide.
Pathos Scrapbook
Submitted by Furtuka. Contains a list of quotes supporting Pathos's omnipresence.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Yes, of course."

[Tawa]

"Well, I think it's been adequately demonstrated that the belief that everybody is Pathos is not admissible as evidence in a court of law, and that therefore the belief that everybody is Pathos can't protect your claim from one person not having a sig. So let's move onto the malpractice claim."

"I take it you have our best friend..."

"EVIDENCE?"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"No idea. If Dampe had any he certainly didn't give it to me, for obvious reasons."

[poketwo]

 I KNOW OF A TIME WHERE IF WE KEEP USING SIGTEXT, WE END UP DESTROYING OURSELVES!!!!!

[Tawa]

"No idea. If Dampe had any he certainly didn't give it to me, for obvious reasons."

"Um... right."

"Well, erm, if you don't have any evidence, you can't convict me for premeditate vehicular deicide, right? ^{_{It's not like you'd want to get back at me for anything... right?}}"