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[PrivateNomad]

"I detect a large quantity of metamancy at work here."

[TheBiggerFish]

"I say, that's strange.  I thought Skyler Cabbage Buckets was out of town."

[Gwolfski]

"Can we sue someone? Please?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"We're waiting upon the GM."

[Gwolfski]

"Just sue him for inactivity!"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Enough!  Enoughl  ENOUGH!"

[Tawa]

"Jeez, guys, it's hard running a dadaist courtroom forum game!"

"I'm still prosecuting, right?"

"I am Miles Ed--no, wait..."
"I am Prosecutor Ri--no, that sounds stupid..."
"..."
'I am... Barok van Zieks. They call me 'Death God of the Old Bailey.'"

Leitmotif: Barok van Zieks ~ Death God of the Old Bailey


"And by decree of Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour, Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem, I am to prosecute this trial."

"I am not a vampire."

i actually thought this version would've been more fitting.

looks pretty goofy to me

[Gwolfski]

"I object to herr barons claim relating to Ireland! Ireland is a republic. Anyway, who is the guilty one?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"The court requests that for brevity's sake you NOT continue past 'Her Majesty Elizabeth The Second' when referring to the current reigning monarch of Great Britain.  And, for the record, notes a correction:Her Majesty is Queen of Northern Ireland alone, not the entirety of Ireland.

Would the gallery please be silent.

Also, proof of assignment to the prosecutorial position?"

[Powder Miner]

Suddenly, there is the sound of the courtroom doors opening!
"...take a left on 20th avenue, then a right on Cardiff Boulevard... Alright, that should be--"
"Oh. Uh, this isn't the DMV, is it?"
"...can I still get a driver's license here?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Unlikely."

[Tawa]

"Look, I pulled the title off of Google. I get props for trying, right?"

"In any case, Your Lordship, I shall endeavour to avoid using Her Majesty's full title. And as for the proof, do you not see this majestic, possibly anachronistic scroll I am holding?"

"Now, shall we move this trial to the proper venue?"

Suddenly, there is the sound of the courtroom doors opening!
"...take a left on 20th avenue, then a right on Cardiff Boulevard... Alright, that should be--"
"Oh. Uh, this isn't the DMV, is it?"
"...can I still get a driver's license here?"

"That'd be the next room over."

[Powder Miner]

"Oh, thank you then."
An awkward shuffling out.

[TheBiggerFish]

"...I shall presume you have the paperwork for that as well.  To the alleged proper venue, then."

[piratejoe]

"And by decree of Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour, Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem, I am to prosecute this trial."

"I am not a vampire."

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