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[Gwolfski]

*Sigh*

[TheBiggerFish]

"SURELY you didn't tamper with a crime scene, did you?  That would be illegal."

[Gwolfski]

"I didn't"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Augh...No, you did not, but someone just alleged they did."

[piratejoe]

"I̕m a èld̀r̀i̵tch ͜ho͢r͝r̀o҉r̡ do̷ y͡o͢u͟ ͠r͝eally͞ t͟hin̵k ͟lawś ̴apply ̷to ͏me?̧ ͟B̵esíd́es͠,́ ̵h͝is ͘h̛ea̡ḑ was̴n͝'t hit̸ b̨y̴ ̀th͜e ͜b͞u͢l̀l̕et.̧"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Yes.  I do.

Someone arrest this guy for tampering with evidence, please.  Assuming it was actually tampered with and he's not just lying about it to be edgy.  I am very annoyed.

Either way, you owe a contempt of court fine."

[piratejoe]

"Ĩ̴͇͚̺͖̣͔̬̹̋ ͓͍̦̦̩͍̺̝̋̄ͬͨ͆̐́͟ͅD͑͌̿́҉̟̻͈Ȩ̧͓̲͇̦̪̏M̑͗ͮ͛͏͚̮̜͖̻Á̸͚͕̲͙͙̝̝̹̇̈́̈ͩ̈́Ň͖̠̤̩̗̽̋ͮ̽͆D̮̺̼͍̜̹̱̩̙̀ͯ͑͆̈́͌̂̍͘͡ ̸̖̰͓͔͇̺͕͐͒ͥ̀͡A̢̦̺̦̟͍ͦ͐ ̜͖͕̘͖͎͙͂͋͘͠L̩͔ͬ̎̄̓͌Ȁ̢ͩ͊ͭ̓ͮͤ͜͏̜̱̰̫̖Y͎ͥͧͯ̊͂E̸̦͙͚̯̯̣̋̐̒̓ͦ̊ͩ͠R̓͂ͮ̍̀͏̬͍̲͕̥̼͙̖!̜̥̪̘ͤ͂̓!͎̬͖͚̹͈̮̻̅!̥̟̲̗̜̲̜ͭ͑͝"

[TheBiggerFish]

"ORDER, I say."

"Out.  Out.  Out of the courtroom, piratejoe.  OUT.  Before I give in to my urge to do something more drastic.  And you're STILL under arrest for tampering with evidence."

[Gwolfski]

"Did he just say he needs a layer?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"I believe he did.  One wonders if slade would suffice."

[piratejoe]

_{D̸a̵mn ̧m̸orta͘l̨s ͢thes̷e ̀days͜,͞ n͜o ̡rèspe̡ct͠ wḩatsoe̸v̀er.̢.͘.̸.͠}

[TheBiggerFish]

"No, you have no respect.  We're just returning the favor."

[piratejoe]

"Ho͢ẁ s̴o? ̶Im̢ ̴a̡ ̢el̛d̛ŕit̢ch̶ ̴hor҉r͠o̡r̵ w͞h̵o'́s͘ ent̢ír͘e̵ exi͢stenc̕e҉ is ̧t̛o col͝le͢ct t̷h̕e he҉ad͠s o̧f ̛t͘h̴e̛ ͢dead ̸a͏n̡d̨ r͡uin̶ ex̵ped͏it͠ion͠s̨ ̛by͡ ḱil̕li̶ng ev͠ery͜ơn͢é iǹ ͝the͜m͢, ̡i͠f ̕my ént̴ire re̢ason͡ f͜o͡r ͞exi͠s͟te͢nce̡ ͟is dis̨r̷es̡pectf̢ul̢ t̨ḩe̶n yo̡u҉ ar̢e cl̷ea̶rly ́par͟t̶ of t̴he͡ O͟PS."

[TheBiggerFish]

"You are disrespecting the law."

[piratejoe]

"I̕ ̀am̸ ͞à el͟drìt͞ch ̶hor̨r͘or͟, ͜mor̡ta͡l ҉l͝a͟w ̨do͢e͏s ̕not̨ ap̢pĺy to̸ ͟mȩ ̕oc̢cult̶ p̵u͜rg̸i̕ng͜ şqua͡ḑ ͏m̸ęm͞b̧er."