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[Tawa]

"Damnation, I knew I'd forgotten something. I'll dig that autopsy report out in a second."

"I̕ ̀am̸ ͞à el͟drìt͞ch ̶hor̨r͘or͟, ͜mor̡ta͡l ҉l͝a͟w ̨do͢e͏s ̕not̨ ap̢pĺy to̸ ͟mȩ ̕oc̢cult̶ p̵u͜rg̸i̕ng͜ şqua͡ḑ ͏m̸ęm͞b̧er."

"If the law doesn't apply to you, then what in hell are you doing in a courthouse?"

[piratejoe]

"B͠ecau̷se ̷i̛ ͡rán o̸ut of̨ b̧oo̢ks͡ ͏t̢o read̸ às i wa͞i̶t̛ ͞f́o̡r ͠th̶ȩ n͟e̕xt̸ ͡e̵xpe͘dit͏įo͡n c̵ame͜ for̀ ͘me t̴o r͠uin͜, t̛h̢at̵ a̴nd̵ s͟o ͢i ͢co͘u̶ld҉ g͡et ͞t̡he ̴head͞ of ̨t͏he man w͟ho di̧ed, ̴sum͠ wun ͞i ̛b̀e͏l͞i͝e͝v͠e, though in̨ o̸t͞h͠er̶ ̨wo̸rds, i g̵ot ̀b͟or͡ed͝ ́a҉nd w͟anted ͜a ́n͝ew h͠eàd t͝o͡ ̡a͏dd́ ͢to͏ ͘my͝ ͢c͜olect͜io̸n̕.͘"
   

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"...I feel this may have been derailed just a smidge."

[Twinwolf]

"A bit more than a smidge. Probably."

[TheBiggerFish]

"So can we get this back on track, thank you."

[Gwolfski]

"You know, points would be just easier. For anybody who doesn't know, a point is a name for a railway junction."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Do you mind."

[IcyTea31]

"..."

* IcyTea31 has been respectfully silent this whole time, just waiting for his turn on the witness stand.

[Gwolfski]

"Do you mind."

"I'm just suggestin' a more orderly thing than violent derails, ya know."

[TheBiggerFish]

"While derailing the thread."

[Gwolfski]

"And you're  not really rerailing it. Can we get back to convicting people?"

[Tawa]

"Aha! Here is the autopsy report!"

"The victim was shot in the right lung. He died approximately five minutes later due to bleeding."

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"Now! The direct examination! Who's first?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Five minutes later?  That video is not five minutes long."

[Tawa]

"Watsonian: He doesn't die in the video; the video just depicts him being mortally wounded."
"Doylist: You like your data plan, don't you?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"I like my evidence.  Proof of death."