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[Gwolfski]

"Nah, the management believes bullet-proof windows are enough. I wanted Kevlar vests though. If you want, I know where to get some cheap!"

[BadLemonsXI]

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(Because I'm a bit of a prick...)

[BadLemonsXI]

*cough*

[Tawa]

"It's... uh... some old bellboy with a monocle. The exact kind of guy Wright usually gets acquitted."

"please let us have gotten the real killer this time"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"It's... uh... some old bellboy with a monocle. The exact kind of guy Wright usually gets acquitted."

"please let us have gotten the real killer this time"

"I'd like to speak with you when you get information on the Prosecuter, Defense Attorney, and Judge, so I can tell how much security will be needed.  Everyone else!  This case you came for is over!  Get out so a forensics team can go over the courtroom!  And do not make me track you down to arrest you for stealing evidence!"

[TheBiggerFish]

"....Court is adjourned."

[Tawa]

Pushing the Victorian prosecutor aside, a familiar face enters the courtroom...

"Ladies and gentlemen of the court, I am prosecutor Miles Edgeworth. It is an honor to be here."

"Now, then. It has come to my attention that this court has been led astray from its original intent. Nobody has been sued in months. Everything has been silly, original plots, with no foundation in things that have actually occurred."

"Thus, I am here to root out this corruption. In the name of justice, and the truth..."

"TheBiggerFish! BadLemonsXI! Zanzetkuken The Great! I indict you for corrupting this court!"

"I, Miles Edgeworth, will be leading the prosecution. If an impartial third party will step forward to be the judge, and some brave soul will defend the accused, we can root out this corruption once and for all."

[S34N1C]

PTW

[BadLemonsXI]

"I'll take you on."

[TheBiggerFish]

"There is no such crime.  I move that the indictment be dismissed under Rule for Criminal Procedure 12(b)(3)(B)(iii) and (v) - lack of specificity and failure to state an offense, and additionally failure to follow rule 7(c)(1), specifically 'For each count, the indictment or information must give the official or customary citation of the statute, rule, regulation, or other provision of law that the defendant is alleged to have violated.'."

[IcyTea31]

"Did someone ask for a brave soul?"

[endlessblaze]

"I'm also willing to participate...if i can find where to access the images of me...Tawa you got a link? I lost mine."
"Or perhaps you would like to see a different form?"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"TheBiggerFish! BadLemonsXI! Zanzetkuken The Great! I indict you for corrupting this court!"

"Try again.  I was the last person to sue anyone, and have generally been away since.  Besides, I seem recall the last time we faced off, you wound up going missing for quite some time in order to avoid punishment for an Inverse Chewbacca Offense.  Speaking of, should I send a memo to the Legal League of Attorneys that you are here so they could finish that up?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Oh my.  Prosecutorial misconduct?"

[Gwolfski]

*Eating popcorn loudly*